Why this nigga got his dick out all da time?
Why this nigga got his dick out all da time?
Colton Perez
Jeremiah Carter
>Gods wearing clothes of human shame
Angel Perez
he still had human feelings, he's a pervert.
Cooper Thomas
DUUUUUUDE HES LIKE TOTALLLLLLLLYYYYY A GOD CAUSE HE GOT BLOWN UP OMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Grayson Gutierrez
>the literal cosmological being wouldn't choose to identify with a binary he was born from, just because muh politics say otherwise
Ethan Clark
>most powerful being
>make him cut
fuck this shit
Gabriel Hall
?
Thomas Wright
we wuz the chosen ones and shiiiet
Wyatt Cox
Because there's not a man, woman, or physical force in the entire universe that can compel him to cover up; he's winning the dickwaving contest by literally waving his dick around.
Justin Martinez
It makes him look more godly.
Jayden Martinez
More to the point, if he can control matter why didn't he give himself 12 inches?
Nicholas Perry
Superman kills him though
Isaac Sanchez
Because he's ascended, you dumb nigger.
David Wilson
yeah and every time you say some cocksucker faggot third rate hero is lame Yea Forumstards post some obscure comic where that character buttrapes superman
comic book powerlevels don't mean shit
Sebastian Cox
Doesn't matter Doomsday isn't canon
Brody Thompson
Its actually genius when you think about it, if you were on the level of a god, why wouldn't you have your dick out? What're they going to do, have the military try and make him put pants on? I'd be freeballing it day and night if I was Dr Manhattan
Jace Perez
But how do you kill a being that cam create endless copies of himself as well as reconstruct himself after being obliterated? Does Superman just keep ripping him apart for the rest of the eternity?
James Clark
Why did he keep the human form? I think we need to accept he just wanted people to see his dick.
Aaron Morales
Manhattan is by all logic a more powerful being than superman though. He has no kryptonite, and can kill just by willing it so. Even Superman has limits.
Isaiah Long
By being a really shitty idea for a comic.
Jackson Stewart
Luis Myers
Doomsday Clock is canon. It's the Watchmen of the new century. You should pick up your copies today. A new issue should be in any year now.
Hudson Lewis
His true super power was giving zero fucks about anything. Also if I could kill anything on the planet with a thought I'd rock out with my cock out too.
Jackson Cooper
Seriously what's taking Johns so goddamn long, finish the arc already
Asher King
damn...
Isaac Long
more like, "belongs in my ass"
Kevin Diaz
Who's going to stop him?
Julian White
He's a grower, not a shower.
Kayden Martinez
Because he's a literal God. Gods don't care for nudity and sex.
Adam Rivera
>Gods don't care for nudity and sex.
He was trying to DP his GF.
Austin Turner
This but unironically, his entire character arc is that he isn't nearly as powerful as he thought
Colton Hill
even a god doesn't have the powers to retract benis
Brody Johnson
Read a book dude. Plenty of gods from religions worldwide love to fuck. Pic related.