Woke up w a random seacow in my bed again

Post more pics then. Oh wait your lying

Make some egg whites on rye toast with some orange juice extra pulp.

I've always wondered what women do once they've sobered up.. Do they just lay there and pretend to be asleep till the bloke leaves the room and they hope to skip out.

Make her eat all the eggs.

Fried green tomatoes

in your case yes

no, that's what men do. women feel entitled to bitch at you afterward about how much they regret hooking up with you, and then they also feel entitled to you making them breakfast
t. knower

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That is a kino window view

The weather channel you fucking degenerate

now post your feet haha

Holy based. First time somebody delivers on feet pic

I wish

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Why are her clothes still on?

Boy, the skin on her heels is old heel skin. Is she in her 40s?

>calling her a seacow when you're this fat yourself

Put a shoe on her back

Did you choke her with your boxers

>Those fingers
Not sure you're in a position to call anyone cows user.

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moar

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haha wouldn't it be weird if you tickled her feet

That's a hammy looking arm. How was she?

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I'm big-boned

>wearing a hoodie while having sex and sleeping
Do Americans really?|

Take the cover off and show her ass or your thread will just die

Is she cute/hot? Post a pic of her face/ body

Post the window view.

>literally fully clothed
fucking embarrassing just delete this thread

Don’t really remember 2bh. I think she passed out while I was going down on her.

Post panties

>he doesn't fuck in a full 3 piece suit

Why does she wear her pyjamas

Trashkino

She’s aiight

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>fully clothed woman in your bed

Are you the gay friend that they like to cuddle with but never fuck?

Based.

the fuck are you on about
i'm 24 and i have those heels

She was definitely not super comfortable w her body. I think she got dressed in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something.

>OP takes 10 years to do anything. Doesn't even bump his thread. No good pics.

ya threads dead m8 and ur gunna be forgotten about. Fuck off.

Stop posting pics of your wife

WEIS CRANES N SHEIT

Gross. I'm 33 and a man but my feets are beautiful.

Sniff butt

>still hasn't addressed the fully clothed issue

>subtle weis construction advertisement thread
I'm ok with this

Oh I’m sorry, would you like to post the random girl on your bed? At least I got laid cool guy.

sounds like you're a neet faggot that never worked a day under the sun in his life
faggot

based

>At least I got laid cool guy
fat whores don't count

How did you know I work night shifts?

said the virgin

And that's why you don't get laid.

Post them

>mfw OP created this thread only to shill WEIS company

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>fucking fat chicks

Fucking embarrassing. I respect virgins more than dudes who bang whales.

said Captain Ahab

If he did he would post the damn window view already.

I like your apartment

Another one for the foot fags

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>At least I got laid cool guy.
>Girl fully clothed the night after

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This. Nobody cares about the whale.
Make us dream.

The fat whore is fully clothed. You didn’t bang anyone last night.

yo fatty
some of us walk everywhere to not be a fatty
shits can naturally make your feet a wee bit tougher.
I had a girl wank me off with her feet, took a while but I see womens feet differently now, they're all special hahahahaha

But you said you think she passed out as you were going down on her. Did you fuck her THEN go down on her like a cuck?

Eating pussy goes against God anyways.

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Lol, that's never a good sign user.

how tall was she user

sharpie in her pooper

>faggots being faggots instead of insuring lulz with OP
Get a bowl and fill it with eggs put it next to her

>she passed out before we fucked
>fat slob
>cool guy
please go to the roof and jump off

a chubby 6/10 was into me and i could've easily fucked her if i wanted to, just needed to date her for like a week or two.
expect i have standards. dating a fat chick is fucking embarrassing and i don't want to disappoint my father.

Hey dumbshit, girls often like to get dressed after sex, especially if they get up and walk around. Especially if they aren’t super comfortable w their bodies. If you ever actually had sex you would know that.

let us see her tits or gtfo

That's a fictional character. You're not making sense.

>taking pics of your mother while she sleeps and you're trying to subtley wake her so she makes you breakfast

yeah she didn't fuck anyone last night
they shared a bed and he "promised no to try and do anything cos he respects her too much a s a wammen"

bed-cucked faggot has glory morning fake posting on 4chins

That crane in the background you used to hoist her up to your room?

Why am I reminded of human Shreck?

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>giving a shit about what your father thinks
He's already disapointed.

Show us her brapper, some os uf are dying over here

>only has sex with land whales
>lol get laid nerd

rollin for this

Fuck the feet window or get out.

And another

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Real or not he is still the world's most famous whale hunter. Get it now, you mongoloid?

Kek.

imagine not having a good family relationship with your dad where you can rate random women on the street on how hot they are.

I'm mirin that arm. Are you in the southeast? That building looks familiar.

I'm glad I'm a 26 year old virgin

Your insecurity is showing

Can we make this a thing where we post girls in our beds to make incels seethe and start a beta uprising just in time for joker?

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post ass already

draw a Hitler mustache on her

window or gtfo

>Are you the gay friend that they like to cuddle with but never fuck?
how does cuddling not lead to sex?

90% of women are disgusting. just like 90% of men.
everyone lives for the chance at a top qt

>Hey dumbshit, girls often like to get dressed after sex, especially if they get up and walk around.
All the girls I bang are hot, they put on panties and maybe a bra. Even my first GF who was fat would cuddle with me naked.

Now we're talking

What an embarrassing thread.

WINDOW
I
N
D
O
W

>be a fat hit
>post the fully clothed other fat shit you didn't actually fuck for Internet points
>lol you sound insecure
WEW LADS

>All the girls I bang are hot
Gonna need proof

>Hey dumbshit, girls often like to get dressed after sex

Yeah in underwear, not a fucking hoody and yoga shorts

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how is your hairline, op?

not Yea Forums related
janny do your job

If you satisfy a woman, they aren’t going to randomly get fully dressed in the middle of the night. You didn’t do shit last night. You even admitted that you attempted to go down on her and it was so bad that she feel asleep during it. You aren’t even good enough to satisfy fat whales.

A bet it's receding.

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I'm not OP and like I said, your insecurity is showing

JFC, she fast asleep.

POST YOUR FACE

Now wake her and tell her "You have to eat all the eggs"

you guys should watch the turin horse

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somebody pls explain

Fat women do not like their bodies, so they cover up a lot of times.

That's a good view, what do you do for a living OP?

Kino view

Man I feel old for knowing this

based weis dominating the skyline

>two cranes
Kino

>all girls behave the same I know because I’ve never had sex but have seen quite a few sex scenes on television

you better tell her to eat them all when she wakes up

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take a pic with your nuts on her forehead

Sex have?

It doesn’t lead to sex when the guy is beta and is too afraid to make the move to sex. The broad will use the guy for attention but would never fuck someone she looks down on.

Based cunstruction Chad working hard while OP is a lazy shithead fucking fat asses.

Based and correct

should I buy more Weis' stocks ?

This is your fat girlfriend, fat boy.

Hence why your being so confident AND not posting nudes. Just fucking pull her pants down. It's your fat girlfriend whose come in from a night shift.

I'd love to get an unobstructed view like this
Enjoy it until those cranes finish building that high-rise next to you.

TWO WEIS?

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Kino view

That’s the top floor. View will remain unencumbered.

>make the move to sex
what is the right move when cuddling with a woman? is it to feel her up a bit or go in for a kiss?

Where the hell is the ass shot OP?

For once OP delivered

theyre multiplying

slap her ass and drop your nuts on her face. this is the universal sign for sex having.

>Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

did you need that crane to put her inside your apartment? lol

kek

>be me
>random chubby 36 year old thot
>go out to drink with my gals
>get wasted on margaritas
>wake up the next day with some faint giggling
>don't know where I am
>slightly open my eyes and see some random guy taking pics of my feet
>oh god
>he doesn't take his eyes of the phone
>he goes to the kitchen and comes back with a bowl full of egg
>what have I done to my life

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Kino thread

>RAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEE!

>That’s the top floor
Stop lying.

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All I care about is the view and where you are.

youtube.com/watch?v=nGtAP0_Hsns

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based view poster

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I didn’t say I was on the top floor bozo. The new building is topped out.

OP BTFO

Post shoe on her head.

Mom?!

Post her ass pls

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You didn't get laid cuck. You pleasured her and then she fell asleep.

st paul? south mpls?

HOW'S MINNEAPOLIS THIS TIME OF THE YEAR OP?

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Holy Shit

What happened to your wall?

Kiss her neck.

Nice

Lmao he can’t even get the construction company right.

lmao

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>hotel
so OP is travelling and is proud of bringing a fat fuck to his hotel bed lmao

fucking kek
I love you OP

based op

BASED

FUCKIN BASED NOW POST YOUR PENIS

if anybody pulled my pants down took pictures and put them on here and i found out about it i would tie you to scaffolding take your pants down, push a cocktail stick into your urethra and snap it while it was still inside.

KEK. What the fuck

Jesus it looks like a hairy Peach seed.

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No you wouldn’t

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post dick

Cute balls

you fucking goober

With the cranes in frame.

yes i would.

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That's not a forehead.

based

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How is this bitch not awake? You drugged her didn't you?

*traveling with his gf

Prove it.

>grey hair on the balls
Glad I'm not that old yet

Trying to not wake her up dingus

CUM ON HER FEEEEEET

How else can an incel get laid?

have you not seen your own balls?

she is awake just cowering in fear and pretending to be asleep

West coast then. WHERE

Them feet are big post "her" Adam's apple

Minneapolis

rolling for this Yea Forumsros

THIS COOOOOOOOOOOM

It's the wrong company retard

No, I think that Rochester, Minnesota

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Mine look more like a shaved Hedgehog. I take good care of them.

that's what pubic hair on blond people looks like
t blond

OP better be working on that feet cummies pic

POST DICK ON PUSSY

best thread on Yea Forums right now desu.

This

There's bound to be someone who will find where OP lives based on the angle and direction of the pic of the crane.

I remember when anons found Belle Delphine from a pic of her window view.

>regularly taking a razor to your balls
>taking good care of them

Post balls and hairline

youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>posting personal shit on Yea Forums
no thanks, normalfag

Sex is disgusting. Thank you for strengthening my resolve to stay a virgin.

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what happens if you slice open your ball sack?
does all the testicle broth spill out?

Disgusting

Do you not know how to use a razor or something?

POST TITS OR ASS hurry before thread dies

this...

>be construction worker
>putting in a hard day's work
>look over
>see a guy putting his balls on some girls feet

nobody is asking you to lick some guy's ball user

post dick pls I want OPs dick

Nice pic quality, what are you shooting them on?

Please include me in the screencap Yea Forumsros

Slightly off topic but does anyone have that pic of a frat dms were one guy keeps talking about all the fat chicks he bangs each night while another guy keeps asking for advice on the hooker he killed?

They dangle

this
you already posted her face OP you might as well show us what she's working with

It's easily doable, you just have to be careful. I've never once cut myself. Do it in the shower so there's no tug and pull from the hair, and clean the razor thoroughly after each use.

i'm scared to death of shaving my balls. i'm afraid i might nick them

>not being sneaky enough to put your ballsack on her forehead without her noticing
For shame.

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>tfw find OP more attractive than the whale purely by virtue of possible being in shape
the ifngers say otherwise but idk.
i may be liposexual

Bro why does your head look so weird

Kek. I'm also a chubby, Amazon and T H I C C chaser so I can judge him too harshly.

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Can you niggers stop talking about your balls?

You're a fag if you shave your balls

this is a good thread

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oops meant leptosexual lel

you're disgusting if you don't tho

Profile view of her face from the top.

Slayed another blob. Classic

Finally, a good fucking thread. Now post her ass or some tits

>tfw have a hairy dick
I have to shave it like every other day

This, obey Satan

girls don't mind sucking a slightly hairy rod if you've got her into you enough

That's not Weis

Ironically, women prefer men who maintain good hygiene. Crazy right?

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OP cover her with all the blankets you have, cook that fucking whale

Yeah when blonde people are getting old.

????? You a pajeet or something, post dick

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today I woke up and saw a guy posting pictures of his sexual conquest's feet on this anonymous anime imageboard. don't think I'm killing myself today, lads, life is good.

It's a matter of respect, though. Going down on a very hairy woman is nauseating due to hair constantly getting your mouth, wouldn't want to have someone else deal with mouth hair either.

Italian

Woke her up trying to put balls on forehead. That was embarrassing. Well thanks for the fun anons. I’ll try again with the next one.

Bump for you OP

I'm too scared to shave my balls with a razor. I just use a pair of clippers at the 1 setting and keep the hair low.

I'm a woman, men who shave are faggots

footfags deserve to hang

dilate

You mean the shaft itself is hairy? First time I hear of that being a thing.

IT'S MA'AM

True if big, it was worth the shot

Did she give you the SUCC?

So an arab? Was close enough.

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you will never ever ever be a woman

>I'm a tranny, men who shave are faggots

Nothing wrong with trimming, tho.

Opiee

Based, at least you tried.

Mostly around the base but there's hair up to half an inch up. It sucks

Where are you from, m'lady? I got some hairy balls waiting for you, just the way you like it.

the pajeets of europe along with gypsies

a hairy dick? do guys really grow hairs on their dick? is it possible to have a wolverine dick? can you post a pic?

How she react?

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I have the same and I'm from Finland.

>some of us walk everywhere to not be a fatty
>the girl in the pic is fatty
?

Like I said I shave it every other day. Maybe I should let it go for a month just for fun, not like I'm getting laid any time soon

kys bald faggots

Nice

You will never be a woman.

>Seriously though, lets get those pix

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I miss the 2000s.

Lmao, shut up you tranny.

Lmaoooo

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Me too, I know that feel man
Yep

>dilate
>tits or GTFO

Pick one

Toasting in garlic bread !!!
Marry her, OP

Stay mad tranny scum

The head is hairy and there are hairs coming out of the urethra.

Baste

noooo.. ewwww

>that framing

who is dat

you can't seriously believe it

Maybe use that crane to lift her up and out of your apartment

Show her the thread

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