Snow white and the huntsman: Snow White wears an armor and slays a dragon

>Snow white and the huntsman: Snow White wears an armor and slays a dragon
>Alice in Wonderland: Alice wears an armor and slays a dragon
What happened to white knights in fairy tales?

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Girls rule, boys drool. Also pay up piggy.

They both look white to me.

desu there are still a lot of those, but its fucking kino to see some females in armor finally. thats pretty fucking hot and based actually, and they didnt have the feminist power either, thanks god. would fuck both.

Feminise the men so their productivity lowers, masculinise the women so they stop having children.
Society breaking 101.

i bet you i could kill them with my bare hands without me even wearing armor

>and they didnt have the feminist power either,
That was absolute feminist fantasy bullshit. They completely reùmoved the prince from the picture. The princess saves herself and needs no man. Now wonder there is a an epidemic of cat ladies

>What happened to white knights in fairy tales?
Nothing, those are two worthless and today utterly forgotten movies

if you ignore them, they'll leave

are you dumb? there are no "i am a stronk wimin and can do it all by myself" at all. these movies are good examples for strong women done right, instead of the bullshit and reboots coming out recently. you have no taste, pleb.

>Feminise the men so their productivity lowers
But Chris Hemsworth is the huntsman and an absolute Chad. Even the dwarves are Chads. The whole movie is about being a Chad and taking back your shit.

>implying a human of any gender could slay a dragon
silly movie tropes. you can't just, slay a dragon. you don't fight dragons, you hide in caves until the flying napalm thrower goes away, no matter how heavy your armor is.

>reùmoved

shut up faggot

Kill yourself incel. You may as well since you're a genetic dead end.

Escapism

lol u mad

he's right, even if those two are average as hell their storyline for "female lead achieves liberation without external help" is done right. Female liberation isn't about getting men out of the picture it's about getting them to get their shit together without waiting for mr. prince to save them from their ill fate, because that is how you get fucking catladies and karens.

get off Yea Forums , you're tainting this very board with your shit taste
this

Lol, I just lay the dragons.

t b h, white knights in classical fairy tales were mostly just extras. Alice never had any, and Snow White's is just a dude who shows up to kiss a corpse. Sleeping Beauty's prince from old movie is likely the only true hero on classic fairy tales. And they made him useless on the remake

>t. Donkey

>being this far gone
just go cut your dick off already

Not he kinda Stories Disney makes.
Wagner has based Siegfried kill a dragon then slay his money grubbing ((dwarf)) adopted-dad

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What can I say, just be witty and have a huge donkey dick and you can lay anything.

what if kristen played a white knight and she rescued a princess and got a kiss from the beautiful girl haha what a funny joke really subverting the expectations haha

Would be absolutely based desu. I like lesbian porn.

yeah and what if dakota played the princess what a coincidence that would be lol!

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you can't just claim every little thing as kino you fucking retard.

>>women in armor
>>no stronk wimin

pick one

>find where the dragon sleeps
>put spear through eye
ez

Stronk wamen.

>dragon goes mad with pain but doesnt die on one hit, shit never goes as planned, especially when it comes to killing.
>die torched anyway cause dragon threw fire literally everywhere
another dead hero wannabe

kino post

Its nice to see women in actual armor.

>It is my fetish

Why? I bet he slays pussy with that world view, unlike you apparently.

>it's not about stronk wommen guise
>movies is about literally strong women, the story is twisted in such a way that they don't need a man to save them
>in real life 90% shit their pants when seeing any type of bug in the house
The "Fighting dragons and being king" is a male fantasy, pushing it on women is akin to the push of "maybe you should try anal, even as a straight man" we're seeing nowadays.
> Female liberation isn't about getting men out of the picture it's about getting them to get their shit together without waiting for mr. prince to save them from their ill fate,
If they're not married with kids by the time they hit the wall ( around 30) they're done. No amount of self-improvement is gonna revive their rapidly drying wombs, fading looks or jadedness.
But if you're dense enough to think that flipping a fairy tale to make the woman into the warrior instead of the damsel in distress isn't a feminist push, I doubt you have much link to reality as it is.

I like how some random Dark Ages village had a Kristen Stewart-sized suit of armor kicking around but Thor storms the castle in his old hunting jacket.

Feminism won. Its objective is to make females more and more like males, and it's succeeding.

> Its objective is to make females more and more like males
Agreed.
>and it's succeeding.
No. They're forcing/convincing them to act like men but they never well be. Kinda like trannies. No matter how many things you mutilate on yourself, a man will never be a woman, and no matter how much you try to put women in positions where they have to act tough, aggresive and "strong" they'll never be men.
This is going to backfire badly.
It already is in the generation raised by single mothers.

>I bet he slays pussy with that world view
kek

Those movies did it right. Fight me.

A strong woman done right is one holding a child in each arm.

You’re just fucking mad that these women are dressed in actual armour and not mortal kombat style bikini armour aren’t you incel?