Meanwhile, on female Yea Forums

>Hey you wanna watch the Notebook
>Nah, put on an idiot saves the president again
Why are men like this?

I'm not a tranny buy I sometimes wish I was born a gril just because it would be nice to have life on easy mode

MY BAGIBA SMELLS SOOOOOOOO BAD

Nice thread. Anybody want to talk to a woman with a dick? I’m a fun girl to talk to.

Lmao

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I doubt it since youre attention whoring you must be compensating for something ugly

user BTFO

Fuck kill marry

Yes.

>tfw Yea Forums is such manly incels they have no frame of reference on how women think or act at all

>Meanwhile, on female Yea Forums...

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Imagine manufacturing these sentences in your head and then typing them out.

This is me honestly I don't know anything about anything about women, like I hear them talk and stuff but I don't get it

im actually quite proud of it thanks user

Well la di da, Mrs. Park Avenue Manicure.

what's wrong with sneedette? that's exactly what women always say

someone give this man a quick rundown on female lore

>what does this even mean?

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This comment can only come from a schizo incel mind. I can feel the hatred

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Hmm

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haha based

Anybody watch Riverdale?

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ApZAhiupGxE

Women don’t think LMAO

>puts on make up

>Oh my god, I love Perks of Being a Paper Towns!
>They're so emotionally troubled but unrealistically quirky just like I mistakenly think I am!
>I got so sad when he said he loved her and then she died before her sister could finish making the scrapbook!

>why yes i post on crystal.cafe
how could you guess?

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Yeah I love Grace and Frankie

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It boggles the mind.

I'm European

I thought it was really cool how the one guy was really attractive but at the same time really sensitive and troubled, like you don't see characterisation like that very often

What country is Money Heist from?

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>doesn't watch Yea Forumsscreen

So my boyfriend and I are going through this right now and I just wanna do this so I can get that

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A (YOU) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

based and redpilled

wtf i dont get it??

>Hey Tiffany, I wonder if boys complain about women as much we do about them.
>Tiffany: Hmm let’s research on the internet...I found some cheesy looking site called “Yea Forums” hmm it’s confusing to navigate I’ll just click a random link. Huh it took me to something called Yea Forums... woahhh dude check this out, all these threads complaining about women are endless wtf and I think they are worse than us!!

And that other guy with the different hair colour who was also really attractive but also sensitive and troubled, I honestly don't know how she could choose between them. They just bring so many unique traits!

I just put on some lipstick

Here (you) go user

can a mananon even understand this scene?

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That's rude.

Mananonite?

Holy shit, is that real? Must be some form of white guilt, which would explain the state of your politics over there.

What the fuck is torrent, family

Thanks

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lol yesterday i was at a guy's house and he starts hooking up his laptop to the TV just to watch a movie? i was like don't you just have Netflix or something and he got all red in his face while trying to explain why paid streaming services are actually propaganda or something... all i can say is YIKES.

I like convinced my boyfriend to not like watch his usual weird like incel shit. Instead we like watched the Office and OMG, Pam is like totally me!

Men just don't understand the sort of bond you get with your girls. After years of bitching about each other and making snide comments, you realise just how important you all are to each other until you get a boyfriend and leave them. Best girlfriends forever!

Brian hasn't replied to my text in 3 hours, wat do sisters?

BRAAAAAAP oh my goodness, period shits are the worst, amirite?

That doesnt happen user

omg this movie was soooo boring

Oh my god, like how can you not have Netflix? I use my ex-boyfriend's account and I could not live without watching Terraced House. I love Chinese people!

Like, maybe not for you, but the rest of us could get a boyfriend like that.

>this post

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Wtf this is not how women think at all. And why are these scripts you write so evil? Have you ever been with a woman in real life?

Oh my god what a loser hahaha

How do I get a bf, fellow femanons?

Oh my god, Pam is like totally me, too! Every woman I like on TV is like totally me, even if they're all completely different personalities. I'm just like so unique.

>THE STENCH
>OF FISH

Embarrassing

Ewwwww wtf is this incel shit????

All women think about is appearance, gossip, money and BBC.

Have sex

does anyone else think Jerry Seinfeld is lowkey cute? lol

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You just have to be patient its not worth jumping into

>turns around with her other friends "UHH MAYBE DONT BE FAT LOL"

I use Tinder. I've had real relationships on there for like a whole three months before.

I prefer Goerge. I love short bald guys :)

He's a bit, like... pale, isn't he?

I'm not telling you, I want every boy for myself LOL

You just have to imagine a world where you're handed shit just because you have a vagina

why doesn't it sink

wtf i love pale guys now ;)

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go outside

omg, Asian men are so disgusting... I prefer strong tall white men. Am I right ladies? Pic def related

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He's a bit.. like... jew isnt he

But I'm getting old

Oh my god, I love Jewish comedians now!

Who is this weird incel??? Yeah I like white bois (asians are gross) but I don’t like want them to look like weird incels. I like deserve someone who looks like Brad Pitt

So my bf wants to watch Joker with me... but like, I'm scared some white incel is gonna shoot the place up. How do I decline him without seeming strange and stuff??

JANE?

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Noooo sweaty its okay they're just not meant for you

>"LOL STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE"

And then?

I guarantee this is mostly due to American conservativism. Look at that big fucking gap between more liberal but equally white nations.

This thread is really taking off

wait

rent free

What? I don't understand.

so did you girls watch the latest The Handmaiden episode? omg when she killed that nazi misogynist I was all like Q U E E N! my bf is so dumb he doesn't get it lol

And then?

look at someone

Just MeToo his ass lmao, if he wants to like watch that incel supporting misogynistic movie he’s probably a rapist anyway. Be safe!

Don't call yourself old, girl! 35 is the new 20!

How do I look at someone I don't know?

Alright alright time to stop fooling around and act like real women.

>ugh my period
>ugh it's too cold
>ugh like ugh
>ugh becky you are such a slut
>ugh omg becky did you see his jawline?
>ugh I wish I was single
>ugh my bf is so dumb
>ugh I literally can't
>ugh I think he's an incel or something
>ugh I don't get it???

I'm not old, I'm getting old.

How much wine do I need to drink in order to trigger a miscarriage? Asking for a friend teehee ;)

She's a big girl

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and fat too! luv u girlie! Btw that top looks sooo cute on you!

rekd

That depends, personally I've managed to do it with about a bottle or two at up to 3 months after conception, but some of my friends managed with 4 or so bottles at 5 up to even 8 months, so it's never too late. Remember, your body your rules! Just be careful not to get alcohol poisoning, build up your tolerance beforehand, don't take drugs the week before, and, eat a lot of carbs and stay hydrated.

But how I get a bf?

I'm so lonely I haven't had sex in 2 days

>tfw black

What the fuck is going on in the minds of white guys nowadays

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That’s a tranny, I’m sure you have them aswell.

Girl u don't need some man to ruin your life! You can have all the same fights and arguments with another woman instead ;)

Two days???? Bitch how do you deal with that? If I don’t get spitroasted every few hours I’ll be trolling the street for frat boys to rail me

>when he has a weak jawline
BAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFF

But I want a bf.

Omg I hooked up with this black dude on Tinder last night and he only had a 8 inch cock! I thought they had big dicks? I still let him fuck me anyway.

I just got back from the frat house where I fucked Chad, Brad, Thad, Shad, Tad, his dad and one other lad. Vomiting up semen fucking SUCKS cuz it's all all sticky coming back up. It's only Saturday too, so I have 2 more nights of this before class.

i never go to class I just fuck my professors for good grades lol

Boggle

You know what women really talk like?

Omg I hate Janette so much!
Ikr look at those shoes.
Look at her hair!
Both laugh.
Janette looks over skittishly, knows instinctively it's about her.

what does dick smell like?

Sista. Same

You don't even have to fuck them, just threaten to accuse them of raping you lol.

ALL women are HORRIBLE people.
They never bond, only ally with other females until they have to compete for a high value male, that is.
Then all bets are off.

Glad to be a man.
The bigger brain really helps with making sense of this fucked up bullshit world.

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Um sexist much

Yes, thank you very much.

damn girl u smart

But what if my professors are women???

Have sex

>thinking women actually do this

Have K'nex

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Just tell them you couldn't focus on class because you were raped lol. Remember to cry!

Get AIDS

the only thing that was streaming that night were tears across his face

Damn girl you hella smart, you should be like a scientist or something, you’d like fix global warming in like two seconds unlike these silly boys lmao

Sometimes it doesn´t work though and the little shit-kid survives.

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Yes.
They all‘d rather be somewhere els but none dares leaving because then the other one would start talking about her.

ah sweet!! gonna build a helicopter

Huh, hmm...

Have sex

Just like give yourself a post-birth abortion! Your body, your choice. And like if those sexist incels give you any trouble, just say you like had post-partum depression and they like can’t do a thing to you!

Imagine hating on a kid that is actually doing some good in the world on a Frisian Fierljepping forum

You guys are still talking like fucking men

ugh looks so boring.. and these men need to get over themselves, women are the primary victims of war

I’ll feminize that for you
>You guys are like totally still talking like silly dumb men!!!!!!

>fucking men
now we're talking, right ladies??

Well what do you expect?

behind every great man is a great woman ;)

Imagine being actually dumb like (you).
Hard to do for a man.

Also post tits or GTFO!

What girls think of you is 100% based on if she finds you attractive or not. Back in college this hot girl liked me but all her stacy friends thought I was "weird". She defended me and said I was smart and funny because she found me attractive.

.. holding him BACK.

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Does female Yea Forums have Roberta threads?

Nice Hillary bot.
Also wrong, just like her.

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> The bigger brain really helps with making sense of this fucked up bullshit world.

do you mean the same big brains encased in the heads of the majority of politicians, business leaders, industrialists, engineers and all the other assorted movers and shakers... the same big brains behind the creation and framing of this effed up bs world ?

how come these big brained men haven't sorted it all out - or better, prevented it from getting this way in the first place ?

> They all‘d rather be somewhere els but none dares leaving because then the other one would start talking about her.

it's like you haven't even seen the film girlfren

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>All these triggered cucks

Glue and mushroom soup

the creative genius of Yea Forums on full display

Hahahahahaha thats so funny :D i have to share this on facebook

Seething cunt

>or better, prevented it from getting this way in the first place ?
Because we allowed women to vote.

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>No England
>No France
>No U.K
Fuck off, if your list doesn’t even have these three countries then it’s not a real list. Probably explains why it would never add up to 100% or more.

nice

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for sake of argument lets say female suffrage is the main cause of cultural decline; shouldn't big-brained men have foreseen that and stopped it from happening

i mean, you know that over 80% of American women didn't want the vote, since the duties attached to it included being drafted into the military, right ?

yet big-brained men pushed it through -- why didn't they see sense back then ?

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I don't get it

That dress has pockets.

Wish more did.

i unironically hate women so god damn much

Women have never been draft eligible idiot tripfag

Women don’t use Yea Forums outside of /soc/

Also women don’t have a posting style.

what a dumb scene, why didn't eragon just kill him? he was a bad guy, they were even looking suspiciously at eachother the whole movie.

same with the old horse guy, why does the movie waste so much time with him? so dumb

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>why didn't they see sense back then ?
I know these things are hard to grasp for a tiny brained female, but brains are a TOOL.
Not a magic lamp that makes everything right.

A tool only helps when you put it to the right use.
It´s like when you try to sit down to pee but never looked if the seat is actually down.
Same thing with allowing the women vote.

Men thought women had enough brain for it.
We were wrong.
Sorry.

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Women only love titanic because the boat gets destroyed.
But why isnt Pearl Harbor the number one woman movie then?

the MC of the last movie you watched is now your sugar daddy
>Master & commander
NICE

this is the only valid female post here

This guy is VERY likely right.

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> Women have never been draft eligible idiot tripfag

hey big-brain, the concern of the time and the major argument FROM WOMEN against female suffrage was that since voting men were eligible for the draft, women would have that same societal expectation thrust upon themselves if they had the vote

tl:dr L2History sweaty

> That dress has pockets... Wish more did.

IKR - the lack of pockets is probably the main reason they had to share that pair of jeans

> but brains are a TOOL.

the argument is that men's big brains can make sense even of this crazy modernity

yet only 2 generations ago the best minds of the united states couldn't make sense of the situation and forcibly pushed the voting bill through -- with the opposition of over 80% of women

how come these women knew better than their big-brained counterparts ?

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>the best minds of the united states couldn't make sense of the situation and forcibly pushed the voting bill through
I think you know VERY well the Synagogue of Satan pushed and financed that whole catastrophe and still do.

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>IKR - the lack of pockets is probably the main reason they had to share that pair of jeans
Yep.

Damn this is hot, I am going to suggest opening marriage to my small dicked white husband

Just be yourself sis

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lmao rekt

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Based

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>Imagine hating on a kid that is actually doing some good
What exactly has she done so far that is good? Her boat trip to the US ended up being worse than simply flying there.

Based and girl power pilled. I have spots on my body. But guess what?? I don't even care that much!
#whoruntheworld
#girls
#superbased

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Here's a perfect woman impression:
>UHHHH DURRRRR UMMMMM DUHHHHHHH DUUHHHHHHH DURRRRRR HOW TF DO I WIPE MY ASS I AM LITERALLY RETARDED

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But I am being myself

you're all failing on giving yourselves names, if this was female Yea Forums everybody would use a name

>women hate women so much that they created a man-hating female supremacist group that literally the vast majority of western women support
Women might hate other women but they hate men so much more

that's really offensive; hillary clinton is not the perfect woman

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Just get your shit together and talk to that cute guy in the supermarket.

Embrace your flaws dummy. Look at me for example. A black girl on all white racist forum. And yet, all the white boys abandon their girls and chase me instead.
Don't be apologetic about yourself. Own it, girl.

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This

Thanks sis. This thread has been SOOOOOOOOOO inspirational honestly.

Ugly skank. I'm so much better looking than a fat pig like her.

>tfw bfs been playing games all day again
Literally what's the appeal?

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How do I talk?

So I was trying to watch godfather with my bf and he gave up after I fell asleep three times. I don't get it, it's just a movie he's seen before

You know that's really anti-semitic of you.

RC is a dime

So you're telling me he's willing to go through 3 hours of that boring shit again? I fell asleep halfway through. I don't even understand why these guys were so violent. Not to mention old.

That's just regular Yea Forums

Uhm bitch? Grow a pair

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Just practice with your orbiters. They aren't escaping the zone anyway.

Imagine constantly thinking about black dick.
Yup, this is Yea Forums alright. Claims to hate blacks but obsessively make posts about them.

>bf
go the fuck back to instagr*m stacy

Most men, even the ones that talk shit here, are cripples against the mighty bob and vagene.

too bad she doesn't post on vsco much

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I'm transgendered, am i allowed ITT?

Jesus, why do you brunettes have to always be so evil?? ;(

How do I grow a pair?

Depends. I have to consult Twitter first, sorry.
Don't mind her too much. If you look really closely you can see she's actually pretty small. I bet I can kick her ass if need be.

What orbiters?

No,

You never had to make sure you had your keys in your hand before you leave a store so you can get in your car in case someone has bad intentions.

>One ticket to the lasted Joker Kino please

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>all this gender-bending roleplay

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Just start jogging sis. I've also found that music really hypes me up and gets me more confident than I normally am.
youtube.com/watch?v=JIE94pn4iJs

let's go then bitch
>starts taking off earrings

if that's true, how come 80% of women couldn't stop their crippled males from pushing through female suffrage ?

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Biiiiiiitch, do you know who the fuck I am?

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It's not fair. I can't compete with GigaThot

That song is SO badass. Makes me wanna beat up some white boys every time I hear it.

>looking for a sugar daddy on tinder
>chatting up w/ some old (50+) boomer white guy
>mfw it hit me that this is my uncle from his jaw/beard
eugh.. how do I erase this from my memory? I'm not entirely sure it was him but I hope he didn't recognize me..

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I'm wondering if BLACKED shit is some /pol/ psyop designed to weird black guys out so much that they leave the site in disgust. I don't' think they're smart enough to be playing that sort of 5D chess.

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Hell yeah! Pic related. It's me at the gym.

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>mfw everyone ITT's a stacy and I'm just sitting here talking to my cat

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It's not your fault sis. Just the way society is nowadays. But wait till they get a load of me.

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any other sis know this kind of feel?

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Guy here. Believe it or not I'd rather date a girl next door type like you, than a vapid whore like in that pic.

You would? That means so much to me! Thank you! I have an open position for someone to carry my purse if you want?

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Carry your what? I think you misunderstand. I wanna get in your pants baby, I'm not some slave you can boss around.

Typical misogynist white male incel freak. Beat it before I call the cops.

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this one hurts

Press A

this user has never had female friends

For real? Actual yikes.

kek’d rekt and check’d

That's nothing. This one time, I invited a guy over, and he went to the bathroom and didn't even wipe. Granted, I didn't have any toiler paper. But it was totally his fault either way.
I made a video about the whole conundrum.
youtube.com/watch?v=8H_Seyu1TW4

So hot...

>sharpie

why are your women such hypocrites?

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