Cast them ?

Indians have by far the biggest inferiority complex going. I mean a moon landing? FFS the roads are shit, the infrastructure is shit, people shit in the streets, and they want a moon landing only so they can pretend that they are a power.

2020 bro

I really hate India and i can't really articulate why but this is close enough

I've worked with Indians before, not a good experience.

Have you sheltered little islam loving liberal cunt ever heard of the caste system? Its like apartheid on steroids

I've talked to Indians once in my life and found them absolutely insufferable
Whatever subject I was bringing up those two faggots would always have to mention India in some way
>tarkovsky's cinematography? did you know that in indi-
Fuck off

kek. this is true.

Which is the worst country in BRICS, brazil or india?

They need to haul ass, they only got three months left.

I hate India because they produce crappy unoptimized buggy software that's making its way into western companies.

Christ come on. Its not even close.

I love making fun of poo in loos as much as the next guy, but they are not a thousandth as bad as Brazil. Brazil makes fucking Mexico look civilized.

India by a long shot , Brazilians are beautiful they play football they are fun and they are not as stupid

Brazil

i've interacted with hues and pajeets and i can say i can stomach talking to hues more compared to poos

7:1, monkey

But user POCs can’t be racist.

It's for their space program, everyone now trust India to launch satellite, and cheaper too compare to western/eastern europe/central asia.

Where would you rather live though dude, be honest. Brazil is approaching global murder leader. They are beating Africa. AFRICA.

Isn't India the (gang)rape capital of the world

If it's poor parts of Brazil vs parts of India you might have an argument but i would personally rather live in Brazil.
If it's rich vs rich ,then Brazil no question about it

i've visited brasil and bangalore. although i only stayed for a week in brasil compared to a month in bangalore. i can't stand the smell of poos

>I recommend not finding pleasure in other peoples' pain
That's all these losers ever had. Don't take it away from them.

If you are a woman yeah it's a rape olympics. You are posting on Yea Forums though so I assumed you were male and factored that in.

Some of us still entertain the faint hope of some day getting a gf

Here's the thing , there might be some fun to found in the favelas (gangbanging , playing football , smoking drugs , living on the edge).
India is just pure unapologetic shit

You would be better off with an Indian one than a Brazilian one, Brazilian DNA is guaranteed African admixture.

I’ve been to Bangalore a few times. It’s amazing that an entire society can fail so badly at putting a sidewalk together.

>not caste them

Look, you are imagining the scenario where you get high and fuck your super hot blonde Brazilian while watching Brazil win the world cup instead of the more realistic scenario where you are robbed, don't bribe the cop enough to help you and then tortured to death by cartel who saw you talking to a cop and then they throw your mutilated corpse into a sewer.

Agreed. This is a lose for humanity, not just India.

>It’s amazing that an entire society can fail so badly at putting a sidewalk together.

Only whites and a few types of asians understand how to build cities, infrastructure, societies, laws, and civilization.

Literally everyone else on earth it's like asking someome to draw a horse if they have never seen one before but heard someone describe it once. It's only going to look a little like the real thing and mostly just look like a monstrous joke.

Humanity would be better off if all scientific advancements stopped and even reverted
The unabomber was right about everything

Simmer down, Sanjay. One day you'll get into space and then everyone will have to take you seriously!

>moments before it touched down
>touched down
I believe crashed is the proper description

The rest are irrelevant shitholes

>Only whites
I don't know, the roads in Russia are pretty shit.

Too busy posting blacked threads to land safely.

cuck

>russia
>whites
?

The Moon is an alien base that is off limits to us. America was warned never to go back.
India now know.

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For anyone keeping score of the thirdie moon race.

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fuck off i like shitting in a toilet

Dude thats the fucking truth from my experience with these poo in da loo fucker.

Same goes for Asians as well, they also cant stand someone being better than them.

lol the state of this cucked liberal board

Whites too. The amount of cope is staggering when someone does something better, they literally can't process it.

>implying Africa provides data

Bro we did this shit SUCCESSFULLY 50 fucking years ago. What the fuck are pooinloos even doing? Maybe fix your toilet situation before trying to figure out rocket science, lmao

I want a brown gf that is into race play!!!!!

>we
I think you mean Germany and their rocket scientists.

World power by 2030.

>cumskins having empathy

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>0.000001% of whites are psychos that means they all are
t.retard

Yer racist henny

Hindi believe that the ghosts of their ancestors live on the moon in spirit form.
Their rover was sent there specifically to talk to the dead
No wonder it was destroyed . They will just take it as a sign to not go to the moon again

>falling for bait

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its a fake crash you brainlets. India want to do their moon work in secret so it landed safely and can now quietly get on with its mission without public interest.

>we
you didn't do shit Jethro

Which one is (you) the one on the left that looks like the whiny soijack?

Ik m80

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dont get so upset, snowflake.

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and i think you mean Kubrick in a hollywood basement(read Senoran desert)

Russians are barely white so it checks out.

Would have felt bad if it wasn’t a bunch of poo in the loo pajeets

Based, libturds: trolled

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Your fault for talking about tarkovsky with a bunch of Indians

its not something to be happy about but lets not pretend to be surprised

Brazil produces good beef, hot women and passable trannies

Pathetic nation, pathetic inferior males every one of them. They'll claim credit for NASA deeds soon just watch. Liars and thieves. Whole country lies just to give false credit to their own for the deeds of others.

based chinks

Lmao it’s a loss because their foray into space has done nothing but litter our atmosphere with space junk.
We should have used it as a casus belli for invading them and dismantling their shitty fucking coal industry

These retards have far bigger problems to fix before even trying to develop a space program, why do you think most 1st countries have limited space research?

India will be superpower 2020 get ready

If you had ever been forced to work with Indians in any capacity, you would realise that they do absolutely deserve this. Indians are a FUCKED race of compulsive liars, cheats, and lazy useless idiots. My only disappointment is that no Indians died in this incident.

Why are people even trying to go to the moon anymore? Nobody gives a fuck. Let's do some serious deep space exploration!

>live in Brazil
>might get gruesomely murdered

>live in India
>surrounded by Indians every single day

I'd choose Brazil

And yet people keep paying them to produce it. Fucking astonishing. This is why we will never get back to the moon again.

The US did this 50 years ago. Literally half a century ago. Not with a drone but with people and then brought them back as well. This list of countries capable of landing on the moon could include just about any first world country. As for India, I'm now wondering if North Korea will decide to put a probe or even a norkonaut on the moon before India will.

To be honest though the chinese could just be lying

Has India figured out how toilets work yet?

Well, they're scrambling because the deadline for becoming a superpower is in four months

it took us 9 years just to fly to Pluto. next stop is the next star which will take 20,000 years to reach. we're done.

They've figured out how assholes work, but that's about it.

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you first need to travel to your destination once to make the stargate at the other end.

Is India still on track to become a super power next year?

They're the rivals of China so I'd rather see them growing strong enough to undermine them.

Do you have any concept of the distances involved, and hence the time spans required to travel those distances? Or the fact that ideas such as 'wormholes' are complete science fiction with no actual utility?

Never. Gonna. Happen.

Humanity will destroy itself before we even get to Mars.

>They're the rivals of China
They fucking wish lmao

*Folds a piece of paper and sticks a pencil through it*

You forgot the pollution, lots of that too

were they trying to bring a sample of poo to the moon?

America is the biggest polluter on earth.

plus bollywood movies are a shit stain on cinema, they literally can't do anything without fucking it up.

JUST WAIT A MOMENT -- SIR [disconnects the space program]

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very close competition, but I'd be less scared of being kidnapped in India, so Brazil.

this, technology is stagnant and there is nothing more to understand about how the universe works

One of them was fake

test

That's a shame.
The poles of the moon are pretty interesting.

>Which is the worst country in BRICS, brazil or india?
They're both a huge cancerous growths masquerading as a country, but I wouldn't actually mind visiting India because there's a civilization there and has been for a long time, they just haven't learned how to clean their shit. People who don't speak portuguese have absolutely no idea how terrible Brasil actually is. Crime, no infrastructure, one to the world's richest countries in natural resources and nothing to show for it, that's small time. What's terrifying are the people.

It's the world's most diverse melting pot. A shitload of africans, a shitload of asians ( the biggest population of japanese people outside Japan is in Brasil ), every european country has had thousands of immigrants going there, yet nothing works and they're proud of it not working. You think bolsonaro is a bumbling retard who has no business being in a position of power? Imagine the people that voted him in. Imagine his opposition.

It's not a complex if it's true

what does the caste system have to do with India?

>India
I mean Islam

POO IN LOO

>unmanned
well at least nobody was killed alone in space

lol

I've worked with Indians since I've had IT projects in Abu Dhabi and let me tell you, Indians are the worst professionals.
>Literally say yes to everything, despite not knowing what the hell you are talking about
>Constantly fail scheduled deliveries
>Have no rigor in their work
>fail their job so much, you have to step in constantly and fix their mess
>Apply for projects with ridiculous low budgets that makes us lose projects, and then after a couple of months, the client comes to us because they fucked half of the clients budget,.in hope we step in and fix it

yeah the Chinese one

Chinese already landed on the moon before your picture.

Underrated

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the south pole isn't even ON the moon

I feel more sympathy for dogs

No wonder those dummies failed.

I'm Russian and I can tell you firsthand that we are not white

When did you realize that the future of space exploration lies with our corporate overlords? I can't wait to ride the McDonald's Colonyship to Pluto. Mite be comfy.

Oh yeah I heard about this. They called customer support, but they couldn't understand each other even they they were from the same country.

You're just a shit project manager is what it sounds like

I literally came here to see how many tech support jokes there'd be. I'm surprised you seem to be one of the first. Well done. Thank you very much.

>not being drafted into the brand wars on titan

This

You guys are laughing but the moon almost became a designated shitting street today

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I'd rather flip cyberburgers, m8.

No it isn't you stupid fat dumb liar stupid face

what makes indians so different from whites? We know that the Rs53576 allele in south east asians is different causing disruption in oxytocin absorption and leading to a lack of empathy but what characterizes poo's behaviour?

They almost seem like they're a poorly made clone of humans

Let me tell you the natural order, Pajeet

China makes all the stuff

The West buys that stuff, turns it into shit

India eats the shit

Religion. It is their belief in reincarnation. Like, LMAO, dude, if you wouldn't have pissed off the gods, you would be rich and famous but OK, better luck next life!

tell me more about how chinks lack the empathy genes

>Cheering and laughing at failures in spaceflight

Shameful user

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dude, americans did that shit 50 years ago. fifty fucking years.

You can start that process by getting off this imageboard.

Fuck India. Assholes let the West get flooded with their shit it workers.

It's hard not to laugh, something about India makes their attempts to seem important inherently comical, like an 8 year old boy putting on a suit and hat that's too big for him and trying to buy a car

its the child rape capital
google.com/amp/s/www.thequint.com/amp/story/voices%2Fopinion%2Fminor-rapes-in-india-data
little boys also get bummed on a daily basis but that's not considered rape there, just sexual assault

Fuck that dude, it isnt taking pleasure in someone's misfortune. Pajeets are some of the biggest scumbags in the world and anything that goes wrong for them is of their own doing. Finding humor in the outcome is merely human nature and to pretend that it isn't means you are ignoring reality.

Except that if they were you know MSM would be the first to call them out on it.

learn to spell, currynigger

>the absolute state of poojeets
OH NO NO NO

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Those Chinese fools will bring the wrath if the Decepticons down upon us all. That, or unleash the Moon Spiders.

By pouring a shit ton of money into our then-ludicrous industrial base and pushing our 60s-era engineering to the absolute limit. The fact that India managed to get anything to the moon at all is actually pretty impressive, even if they are playing catch up.

Fuck them regarding the debris cloud, though. That was stupid as hell.

How does that figure into the cycle of reincarnation? Is the moon a glorified in-game lobby?

care to explain? There are whites who also believe in reincarnation.

Every time someone declares this shit with such certainty, it always sounds like a caveman insisting microwave ovens can't possibly work because there's no fire involved.

a friends little sister is going to colombia/brazil for "work and travel", shes young and blond, how dead is she?

>India is so poor that their space agency's viewing room for missions uses lawn chairs instead of desks and proper chairs

Jesus poos are hilarious

did they try calling tech support?

>corruption, poverty, nepotism, pollution
Sounds like America, all that's missing is the racism, mass shootings, and gun crazed lunatics pretending to be cops.

Even if this was an all or nothing comparison rather than degrees running from "has problems" to "objectively fucked," at least America has the excuse that it had to fend off the USSR, preserve Europe, and then got roped into playing world police, so focusing on fixing the internal issues those caused isn't the easiest thing in the world. What's India's hangup?

Tom Hanks

Newest of the newfags

Based

Indians may shit in the streets and rape women and bathe in corpse water but at least they dont skin people alive or float dead bodies through their cities on balloons

This.

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The Hindu caste system has nothing to do wit Islam, retard.

Russians are honorary niggers

you are playing too many video games.

qz.com/1655268/us-military-is-a-bigger-polluter-than-140-countries-combined/
cope

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>WORLD SUPERPOWER BY 2020

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>Brazil pre-bolsonaro: around 200 murders a day
>Brazil post Bolsonaro: about 40

Yep I think hes based

LOL

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>and then got roped into playing world police
lmao

What does that mean?
It doesn't mean anything.
Everybody falls the first time.

The US also used scientists that weren’t theirs

After many failed attempts retard.

This. Is fucking ridiculous. They are desperate for the world to see that they are not a third world shithole.

Just like America

Everytime I think that I remember that no woman loves me and I double down on schadenfreude.

In aus i dont think ive ever met a brazilian dude, but there are brazilian hotties walkin around everywhere

And NASA hitches rides on Chinee crafts because their own shuttles kept blowing up or faced problems
India got a probe in Mars' atmosphere a few years back on their first attempt. Who gives a shit, I bet it's lucrative, you can get other counties to launch their satellites and other stuff on your rockets for good money. Why waste money trying to educate villagers on sanitation when you can launch rockets instead

Not defending burgerland but, you are a retard if you think that's true. They do know america is a shithole, why do you think the "make america great again" slogan hit so hard

this post hit a nerve

India is in it's own category but is kind of right, Brazil is Mexico but on steroids. I guess both countries top in shityness in their own unique way.

Stay mad mutt

Michael Pena
Seth Rogan

Moonmen.

God these threads full of sub 25 year old anglocucks talking politics are so cringe

It’s the same insecure shit every time

Looks like some Indians have been to that planet already

You mean Germany right?

many asian man also have a big inferiority complex

snpedia.com/index.php/Rs53576

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Cope

This post is correct. Yeah it sucks that their lander failed but why don’t they develop infrastructure before trying to land shit on the moon

Euros still seething that the ESA is shit while NASA and SpaceX continue to dunk on them.

>B-but NASA has problems too!
This is some pathetic levels of cope, Pajeet

The Indian space program will quite literally never be close to NASA in terms of any metric, really.

Then why can't modern europoors land on the moon? Was Braun the only astrophysicist in Euroland worth a shit?

>What's India's hangup?
They're still crying about Churchill and getting colonized last I heard

Brazilians know how to use toilets and despite eating Mycock monkey soup makes them superior to Indians

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Because we all know msm is known for their truth content

>land on the moon
No reason, it has been done already. Instead they landed probes on comets 'n shiet. (which is probably more difficult)

why do it a second time?

>doesnt even have clean water
>poverty everywhere
>"we are space and shit"
they deserve it

Based Durgesh

Anyone have the pic of indians hitting on a painting?

cope