ITT: Untouchable Films

IE- Films modern Hollywood isn't allowed to remake.

Starting with an obvious one: Gone with the Wind.

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They already remade it you spaz

Star Wars

It's FOUR HOURS FUCKING LONG.

Sure, I'll play a movie from 1939, accepting outdated formats and quality. But 4 hours of it?? I mean there is a line

It has an intermission, zoomer. Just watch each half on two different days.

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how to spot a pleb

Casablanca

Zoom zoom.

Try and watch Satantango you filthy pleb.

The absolute top tier of untouchable movies are:

Gone with the Wind
Citizen Kane
Casablanca

The next tier down is:

All About Eve
Star Wars
The Godfather
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Some Like It Hot

Casablanca had a crappy 90s remake called Barb Wire or something like that.

Zoom zoom.
Try and watch Napoleon you filthy pleb

wtf I love female directors now

You're thinking of Carrotblanca

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This.

Zoom zoom.
Try and watch Out1 you filthy pleb

same. i'll probably finish this in a week or more and completely forget the plot

At leSt, post the original movie that poster was plagiarized from.

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Zoom zoom.

Try and watch Shoah you filthy pleb.

Eve is well written and acted, but the direction, score, and editing are nothing special. It almost feels like the stage it examines at times.

>but the direction, score, and editing are nothing special
It's like you're implying that's a bad thing, zoomer. One of the reasons it stands out so much is because it didn't have some pretentious punce projecting all his style and artsy partsy bullshit onto it. All About Eve was an amazing script backed up by stellar acting; it can't be remade because standards have dropped too much, particularly with the use of the english language.

This.

I have watched at LEAST a thousand kino's.
I will never watch this shit. I've never even seen more than like 5 seconds of it and I dont remember what I did see

Romance movies are SHIT

I wonder if they'll stop reprinting it in the next 20 years.

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What's the matter? Can't go on 4 hours without checking up on your status updates?

they already remade it 4 years ago