Laurence fishburne

>Van Wilder
>drives a golf cart

>Robert Downey Junior
>isnt a small boy

>Tom Cruise
>isn't a vacation on a luxury ship.

>Nicole kidman
>is an adult woman

You mean his daughter, she's a whore.

>paul walker
dies in a car crash

>Adam Savage
>didn't grow up in a remote area of the Amazon rainforest

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In America, yes

Most kino political moment of 2018
>tfw i watched it live
youtube.com/watch?v=UiUH-tWHbr8

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I don't think that's his name though

>Antonio Banderas
>is not multiple time periods of a band

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> John Carpenter
> Is a movie director

>Jeff Bridges
>doesn't play cards, but acts

>Will Smith
>can't even make a fucking horseshoe

>imogen gay poots
>isn't gay and doesn't fart (because she's a cute woman)

>will smith
>won't actually smith

>harrison ford
>isn't an automobile named harrison

why was morpheus such a good character? why cant anybody make interesting characters like that anymore?

He had hope in a bleak world, rather than being some edgy nihilist.

>Pamela Anderson
>Is not with her son

>*not a jewish nigger
you had one job

>Natalie Wood
>sank like a rock

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nailed it

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>talia shire
>lives in the city

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dont get me started

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The niggas name be Larry, yo

Schwartz is German for black his name is literally blacknegger

>RDJ
>not a small boy
WRONG

Kek

>one of the most well liked and successful actors in the business
>still so insecure about his height that he has to wear these stupid fucking lifts

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Being a narcissist kinda goes with the territory

>Harrison Ford
>Isn't hair on a Ford

>Robert De Niro
>Isn't a form of currency

>Nic Cage
>Doesn't hold people captive

>Christopher Walken
>Travels by plane and automobile

>Chappelle
>is a muslim

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>Air-Roll Flyin
>isn't a fighter plane

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>Olivia Cockburn
>doesn't have chlamydia or gonorrhea

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>Vin Diesel
>gets his energy from carbohydrates, fats and proteins

>Gary Oldman
>....is an old man
whoa! was this planned?

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>Christian Bale
>Not a bundle blessed by Jesus

>Nicole Kidman
>Not a kid, not a man either

>glenn close
>shes nowhere in sight

>anthony cumia
>is an absolute fucking COOMer

thar be a shiftin' in the winds m8y

>River Phoenix
>Still dead on a land

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>dave chappelle
>isn't actually uphill even though sean connery is claiming that he is

>Robert Downey Jr.
>Doesnt even have three 21rst chromosomes

>matt bomer
>is a boomer

>Alyson Hanigan
>isn't shooting yet another Alice remake in the Han dialect of Chinese

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>Benicio Del Toro
>mother and father is human, and not bull

it was more than hope it was his reason for living. he became obsessed with the concept of the one.

cute

Schwarz = Black
Neger = Negro

No matter how hard you try,
Schwarzenegger can't be translated because it doesn't consist of actual words.

>Christ offer no LAN
>He never said Jesus sold no internet

>Gene Hackman
>never once committed a cybercrime

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>Christopher Noland
>owns property

>David Lynch
>Never lynch someone in his life

>Ronald Bryan "Ron the Don" Coomer (born November 18, 1966), nicknamed "Coom Dawg", is a former first baseman and third baseman in Major League Baseball

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>Hugh Jackman
>his ackman isn’t huge

He'll always be a black negger to me.

>Candlejack
>isn

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god the matrix is so fucking good
>when neo flexes and the walls move with him
>no
>now get up
>he is the one
i still get shivers fuck it i'm gonna watch it again

>Joaquin Phoenix
>plays a running man

based coomdawg, i know him well

fuck out boomer

>River Pheonix
>Neither a river nor a pheonix

>pheonix

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...

>jack black
>is white

>Matt Demon
>Is not spawned from hell

>boomer
>trying to keep this thread alive
>sage

more like
>matt daemon
>not very bright

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>meg fox
>was in the transformers movies

>scooby doo
>doesn’t like to do things except eat

>chris rock
>is a nigger not a rock

>vin diesel
>doesn’t power tractors

>Alan Cumming
>Not cumming constantly

>michael jackson
>pedophile

>armond "white"
>is actually black
>is a notorious contrarian

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>Mark Hamill
>Is not a ham... oh wait

>Dave Chappelle
>doesn’t chappelle daves

>Billy Zane
>seems stable enough

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Underrated

>Carrie Fisher
>died rip carrey fisher we all miss you

just got it

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>underrated
>nobody actually rated it under

>nobody
>actually has a body

>mark wahlberg
>beat up a vietnamese dude like 30 years ago

>James Khan
>isnt a star trek villain

>actually
>doesn’t act like you, lee

>Sandra Bullock
>sand is a poor lock for a bull

>Russell Crowe
>isn't a crow

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>tom holland
>isn’t spider-man

>Tom Holland
>American

>American
>being from a continent instead of a country

>Keanu Reeves
>Never reaved anything

>Wesley Snipes
>evaded taxes

>Jaina Proudmoore
>Hates herself and isn't a horse

>bruce willis
>never willised anything

>Bob Marley
>Is not a dog

You confused more and mare, you stupid.

kek

>JK Rowling
>British

>Drives a chevy

>Donald Trump
>doesn't even know how to play trumpet

Whatever every fucking man in the Alliance rode her anyways

>oj simpson
>not guilty of murder

You should go back to school and study, you stupid.

>Jim Carrey
>Weak lower back

Checked. Keked

>michael ironside
>never sided with iron

How tall is he...er, i meant how short is he?

5’11”

>Drives a prius

>Nicolas Cage
You get the picture.

>Dick Masterson
>is'nt a dick or the son of a master

>tom hanks
>doesn’t hank even once

>Dwayne Johnson
>doesn’t have a penis

>Black, not yellow

>Doug Walker
>handicapped

That's not too bad

>bart simpson
>yellow not black

t. manlet

I never said he was tall

>Montana Fishburn
>Gets mounted.

Steven seagal
>Isn't a bird

>john goodman
>is not a john or a good or a man

But user he is a hack

Seagull.

>joe rogan
>Rogaine didn't work

>jared leto
>doesn’t actually let o’s

>edward norton
>Uses mcaffee

>sarah silverman
>is jewish

Its moore not more. It means swamp

>Bruce Dickinson
>Didn't fuck his son

>4hrs+
timestamp plz

2:11:35 is the one line everyone took away from that "debate."

>brad pitt
>is just short, not actually standing in a pitt

>Lesley Manville
>not a settlement solely for males

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That’s a moor, not a moore.

>quentin tarantino
>not a tarantula

kek

Heh

>january jones
>it’s september bitch update your calendar

>james woods
>hangs out in the desert instead of the woods
>tom cruise
>never once been on a ship
>natalie portman
>not a man hanging out at a set of docks on a body of water
>robert downie jr
>not a downie
Wel that last one maybe true

>Schwarzenegger can't be translated because it doesn't consist of actual words.
>literally posts the words that his name consists of in the exact same post

what did user mean by this?

>ang lee
>you wouldn’t like him when he’s anglee

Here's the kino moment that BTFO'd Sargun so hard he refused to debate anyone from the Alt-Right for almost 2 years now
youtu.be/UiUH-tWHbr8?t=6930

>Federico Fellini
>he's not a cat

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>Jar Jar Binks
>eats only canned food

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Actually his name is blackfield

t. kraut

BRADU NOOOOOOO PREASE

>implying nigger is exclusively black
lurk more, Arnold's parents were frogposters

>Jean Dujardin
Barely goes to gardens anymore

Such a dishonest actor

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based

WEETH PLAYZHURE

>Mark Wahlberg
>owns Wahlburgers
Based

>james woods
>sued a dead man

>brie larson
>neither a cheese nor an arsonist

>dick van dyke
>not a dyke, has a dick

>whoopi goldberg
>not jewish
>not a wrestler

>Joseph Gordon Levitt
>Doesn't own any of the seven large suburban housing developments created in the United States by William Levitt and his company, Levitt & Sons

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>charlie sheen
>formerly carlos estevez

>Warwick Davis
>not a champion from LoL or a city in California

>alison brie
>is neither alice's son, nor fromage

>heath ledger
>isn't a registry log
What the fuck man

>Ice T
>last name: Lipton

>Robert Downey Junior
>doesn't have Down Syndrome

no he grew up into a swan he is now ryan swanling

I can't believe that nigger is their name for field

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>kevin hart
hart his back

>evanna lynch
>hasn't directed any movies

>charisma carpenter
>has questionable charsima
>has not worked as a carpenter

>halston sage
>as in sage this fucking thread

>william shakespeare
>not african

Yes we know German isn't a real language, that doesnt change anything

>dave chapelle
>he's a very talented comedian and one of my favorites, but...

5'11" isn't small, user

But he's a good Man

It's a derivation of Acker(Field). Some say 'Egger' because of their Dialect.

>executive producer Dick Wolf
penis isnt a wild canine

>co-producer Speed Weed
>not a measurement of distance with which an object moves in a given amount of time or a psychoactive plant

>brie larson
>feet stink like ripe french cheese

>christopher walken
>has no legs