Why is it still so comfy bros?
that stupid faggot ruined everything
Remember when Cracked was based before being subverted by afrocentric intersectional feminists that had nothing but woke marxist takes to give?
2012 remembers.
have sex
Man, they really fucked up. I used to be super loyal to their site. It was something I checked out daily. I would look forward to Dan’s Friday articles and Christmas poems. Then every article became a lecture. David Wang was it? Fuck that guy.
Didn’t they replace the cast and it’s shit now?
There's a reason they're defunct, and you're refusing to accept it
Member when glenn beck was based?
No, Cracked was bought and the youtube channel was shut down.
Michael Swaim (The fat one pictured) recently started his own channel called Small Beans, and it has a couple videos with him and three randos mimicking the formula badly.
I even preferred it before they were doing videos.
I thought David Wong was a fictional character
that manlet with the thinning hair is like a fullblown leftist now and just complains about trump, like how did they drive that shit into the ground seemingly overnight
I thought it was just a pen name.
Once it started getting overly political and sjw-y instead of weird history and nature stuff people started losing interest. I don’t know how it all happened so rapidly though. It was like a complete change over in less than a year.
>it's a Katie's puppers episode
I used to write for cracked around 2011-13.
What did you write?
Cracked in 2010
>6 deadly animals that can fit in your shoe
>5 real world death stars
>8 unsolved mysteries of ancient world
Cracked in 2016
>25 reasons why you're racist (and don't know it)
>believe Zoe Quinn, fuckers!
>10 more reasons why you're a horrible person (if you're a white male)
>76 new genders
>731 more reasons why Trump is literally worse than Hitler
Mostly video game related content.
from what i hear, didn't everyone ?
she was hot in an ugly sort of way
Actually write or was it that “do our work for us, here’s a topic” section?
I wrote a couple articles there.
Yeah, I pitched several topic ideas and a few of them got published
>it's a that Collegehumor chick's nudes get leaked in the fappening episode
It was genuinely the leak I was most hyped about when I saw the list and it definitely didn't disappoint.
The great awokening happened and everywhere you once liked to casually visit became trash
the big question is, did you get paid ?
Cracked was good and all, but did their nudes got leaked? I think not. That's why old CollegeHumor>>>old Cracked
Eh, mediocre
>you will never see what dan o’brian is packing
Feels bad man.
It truly was an awful time.
oh shit, i completely forgot that i signed up to that years ago, never wrote anything though
Wait, did more people than Sarah get their nudes leaked?
Yes, I got paid. I also got a 100 dollar bonus for having one of the top articles for the month
Used to love Cracked, ashamed to visit it now. Liberals are cancer to everything.
Nice. That makes it a legitimate writing credit then.
oh, that's cool - back in the day a lot of the big clickbait sites took submissions with only a promise of exposure and experience
you still writing now ?
And Cody started his own Daily Show-style political talkshow. Weird shit.
which is cringe
No, its #woke and he’s #resisting drumpf (i’d respect him for the hustle if he was a grifter but he seems to genuinely believe the stuff he peddles)
Yeah