Crikey, me wife and me wife's sonlander is alive!

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this has to be bait

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>meme grammar rules
zoomer poofs were a mistake

Neat, Doppelbro is underrated

I fucking hate the shapeshifter trope

>Scared to tag me
Don't you have bills to pay, gramps?

You are not using the term trope correctly, and in fact, if you ever find yourself wanting to use the term "trope" (without having read and understood Aristotle's Poetics), please don't post. Just withhold the post.

>faggot brackets

you are really desperate to sound educated on an anonymous imageboard. Reflect on that. You sound like some Yea Forumsfag who would get laughed out of any scholarly discussion so you come here trying to flex as if anyone at all cares

sincerely off yourself

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I'm just communicating normally, anything else you add is Freudian projection. Ignoring the other replies because they're not worth it!

reminder that Chadlander is /ourguy/

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you are using the term "Freudian projection" incorrectly which suggests you came across it once and it sounded smart so you decided to use it ever since. Read Newman, Duff, and Baumeister

>white
>loves america
>hates people that aren't american
>has a mommy fetish
could not be more based

Fuck, this board is just shit now, isn't it?

>loves america
>hates people that aren't american
LMAO no. the man looks out for himself and plays the country and people like you

there really isn't a good argument for keeping Supes out of the military
>muh jobs
wow well I'm convinced

he was served a very hot soup that burnt his tongue, giving him a god awful accent from that moment on

Sounds pretty based.

>looks out for himself and plays the country and people like you
I think you got the wrong person, pal

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>all soups are the same
he must have a problem with his taste buds if he believes that

>Noooooo you can't pull with a lot of force on a plane they're paper thin and would break if you ever tried aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. STOP PULLING THAT PLANE RIGHT NOW IT'S GONNA BREAK!!!

this is how homelander fags sound

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>>loves america
>>hates people that aren't american

More like
>thinks his fans are a bunch of cocksuckers
>let americans die
>create a super terrorist that will kill more americans
>retarded americans still think he's on their side

Baded Homelander killing burgers

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it's not true

what really happened is the old lab guy told homelander they've already made another homelander as a precaution/backup and he didn't like that, so he killed him, kills the old bitch, makes the doppelganger chick we saw way earlier appear as billy's wife just to piss him off that much more before he takes off with "sonlander" to either kill him or make him a protege in being next in line as crazy superman

That's how the average capeshit head thinks.
Anyone that's not a retard already knows that HL was just making out excuses to not save the plane

he let Stillwell's son die, right? just to fuck with Butcher in the future when it's needed

What you are saying is that sonlander was raised by the doppelganger

wait is homelander just a cover for the global jewish elite? two stories match up veryyyy well
coincidence?

no, rather the whole scene is a setup by homelander. he just came from a lab or some shit

Except a supporting a flying airplane on such a small frane and pulling a grounded airplane thats already supporting its own weight through a specifically designed structure are two completely different things.

superman did it

He just found out that his son is out there and you are saying that he pull off a setup for Billy right when just conveniently Billy went to Stillwell's house??

He's gonna stick kryptonite (or whatever) up Homelander's butt then fuck him with a nail-encrusted baseball bat.

Kill the whore obviously

he already knew billy was coming after him and that all billy knew was that his wife was missing, so he knows he can use his wife against him as leverage

its really simple

>me wife's sonlander
holy shit that's clever

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He discovered about his son being alive the same day Mallory told Billy about Stillwell.
To say he was able to put all that togheter in the one day Billy went after Stillwell sounds too much of a stretch.

Like he just convinced his lost son to play a prank on someone he doesn't even know about a day after he just met his dad?
Cringe theory.

why are zoomers too retarded for this show? Its like watching them trying to interpret the sopranos

Well, he's essentially a golem literally created by a large corporation.

Zero chance he doesn’t go gay in season two.
This show will go woke like all the others, based white male characters are not allowed, even as villains
They must be humiliated, chucked or pozzed

shut the FUCK up