How come you twats never told me about this kino?

TRINITY?!

COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMINNNNNNNG HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

>Red Planet
>The Martian
>Doom
>Ghosts of Mars
>Mission to Mars
>John Carter
Why has nobody ever made a good film about Mars? Is Total Recall the only 'good' martian movie?

yeah but how is Mission To Mars any better than Red Planet?

lt. dan is in mission to mars

i think i saw that movie tho not sure

is it still watchable 20 (twenty) years later?

did Interstellar made a stop on Mars?

>>Red Planet

>>Ghosts of Mars

what was the name of the movie where theyre on mars but they cant go out at night because theres monsters in the shadows? trailers scared the crap outta me as a kid

am i the only who get this hover 570p webm to become an untouched 720p vid, when i actually click on it?

No it isn't.

>1366x570
>untouched 720p
What?

Yea Forums says the width is 570
but once i click on that webm it changes to 720 even without fullscreen

>just pretend im ur sister
oh no why'd you have to saaaaay thaaaaaaaaat aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUMMMMMMING AAAAAAAGAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNN

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made my pp throbbing

this shit really bothers me

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ikr

and who the fuck is tom sizemor

he's a pedophile

Pls respond

/ourguy/

The guy Speilberg had drug tested daily on Saving Private Ryan, under threat that if he failed he'd be fired & all his shot scenes deleted.

why's that? well i guess he does look unlikable

He was an addict supposedly in recovery Speilberg wanted to give a "last chance" to, I think under prompting by someone else in it. Maybe Hanks, I don't remember.

Which one of these is the one with that robot AMEE? That one was pure kino. I always get them mixed up.

i thought people just see "val kilmer" and assume it's kino

i see. and what happened in the end? i'm a boomer and i barely remember that actor

He was in the movie. Since then he's massively relapsed.

>obvious scientists being useless selfish assholes
Ok
>plumber is the kindest person on the planet
Ok
>but there is this wise scientist who is also kind
Ok
>shit on Russian space program
Not ok.

They expect people to read left to right so the top billing has to be on the left since it's the name most likely to pique your interest. Unfortunately images work different and the subject in the center is the thing most prominent to our attention.

>fuck this planet *gives middle finger to mars*
based val

there is no excuse
besides, half of the planet reads right to left
they want globalized economy, they better live by it

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>twats
Fuck off, *ngloid

Not the half these movies are actually made for. It's not a problem for anyone other than kids or autists anyway.

Because it's shit

Sounds like Ghosts of Mars m8

Holy mother of zoomers
>i'm a boomer
Nice try you flossing faggot

not OP, but it could be a lot worse. Carrie Ann Moss is nice when shes on screen and Sizemore/Kilmer being bros is what was left out of Heat(sadly).

it's wrong,pointless, baseless, and I hate it
call me autist all you want

It's a union thing. The order is highest paid actor from left to right.