>be prime Brad Pitt >most beautiful man in Hollywood >incredibly successful >can have any woman he wants >decides to settle down with a 30 years old roastie who sucked every producers cocks in Hollywood >has a baby girl >says nothing when crazy wife brainwashes her into thinking she's a little boy >says nothing when crazy wife decides to adopt a pack of feral ethnic kids just for the sake of virtue signaling >crazy wife gets cancer >gets her ovaries and tits removed >leaves him >becomes an alcoholic
The feeling when you're so alpha all the diseases I in Hollywood and the Philippines combined can't kill you or even so much as reform your offspring.
Noah Cooper
Holynshit, learn English dude
Oliver Foster
>says nothing when crazy wife decides to adopt a pack Your first mistake. The decision was made for them. They are the poster parents of mass multiculti acceptance. A Faustian bargain. Pitt did his time, TPTB are happy enough, long as he doesn't speak up.
John Rodriguez
It's difficult to see but he probably thought she loved kids so much and shit and was afraid of becoming a bigot. Then at some point it occured to him this woman is fucking crazy, I'm not kjoking, this is mental illness. But all he has is regrets for indulging her crap. He publicly said he should have stayed with Aniston.
Caleb Campbell
I reckon every day he wakes up, pours himself a stiff drink, then puts his head in his hands and wonders where he and Jennifer went wrong.
That was incredibly easy to read...maybe stop being retarded
David Sullivan
but that pussy game ridiculous
Ryan Hernandez
Is he currently single?
Thomas Clark
I generally agree with the narrative of these threads cus brads a badass actor, but painting Angelina as “crazy” and “mentally ill” while ignoring the fact that he is a known alcoholic and marijuana addict is a little unfair.
There's absolutely nothing wrong for a man to enjoy his drink or the occasional blunt.
Brody Bell
Brad Pitt made the horrible mistake of marrying the nympho. No matter how good the fuck is, you cant outrun the crazy.
Wyatt Cooper
Do you think Brad Pitt knows the names of all his children
Camden Flores
i wouldn't
she has that mean, self-centered, look.
Hunter Russell
>marijuana addict
I heard that once he injected to much marijuana and he overdosed
Henry Johnson
Yeah, it's called fatherhood you incel
Nathan Anderson
I bet prime Angie is probably a once in a lifetime fuck
Jayden Lewis
>stars in fucking fight club >ends up married to a cunt with adoptive children and only biological child is turned into a tranny boy
oof
Eli Rivera
Why would fatherhood include kids that aren't yours? In that case every male on earth would be a father.
Jordan Williams
shes ugly as fuck though... am i the only one that thinks this?
Evan Martinez
He made a pact with the dark powers for fame and fortune and he paid the price. I do not feel bad for him.
Dominic Bailey
Post your face pls
James Watson
>but painting Angelina as “crazy” and “mentally ill”
The bitch literally dislikes her biological child because in her eyes shes too priviliged
Chase Thompson
>Chink tries besmirching him after he got out of the trap and beat his hero's ass in a movie and beat his chink son in real life and is on top of the world
HARRR BLADDDUUU SO BADUUU
Cry more you fucking slope. You're so mad about this shit that blacked posting has slowed the fuck down. He's a fucking hero. Learn to glide a bike you fucking slant faggot.
Jason Moore
>Why would fatherhood include kids that aren't yours?
Because he got into a relationship with a partner who had kids you retard
>Los Angeles - Angelina Jolie's lack of affection for daughter Shiloh reportedly "tore Brad Pitt's heart out".
>The couple's friends are said to be concerned that Angelina neglects Shiloh and favours her adopted children - five-year-old Cambodian son Maddox, three-year-old Vietnamese son Pax and two-year-old Ethiopian daughter Zahara.
>A source told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Angie never rocks Shiloh to sleep or feeds her, and Brad's the one who gets up in the middle of the night with her."
>It has also been claimed Pitt was left "stunned" when Jolie refused to hold her daughter just days after her recent return from Vietnam with newly adopted son Pax, telling him "she's fine with you".
>Angie doesn't change Shiloh's diapers or hold her when she cries. One time Shiloh was having a tantrum and Angie just told Brad to quiet her down because she was upsetting the other kids."
>The reports come just weeks after Jolie said she "feels more" for her adopted children because they are less privileged than her biological daughter Kinos for this feel?
Parker Sullivan
angelina removed her ovaries and fallopian tubes in 2015 and they were separated a year later.
maybe this killed her libido and brad got upset
Hudson Hughes
>she is a woman >not anymore it gets even worse
Jaxon Smith
Nah, young Angelina was one of the uber rare genuine 10/10s.
Jaxson Clark
He only has himself to blame. He traded in a non-slut for a slut because the sex was probably better than being with the non-slut.
Parker Ortiz
this could go down as the greatest mistake a man ever made. Aniston is still a top level babe and she never bred.
Easton Allen
Didn't he leave her cause she couldn't have kids. Sad desu
Elijah Rogers
>Aniston is still a top level babe and she never bred.
She's barren
Anthony Russell
Many successful men wreck their personal lives out of hubris. He thought he was so alpha that nothing can touch him so he put up with anything as long as he was getting prime puss, then after the sex dried up he suddenly woke up one day to a pu pu platter of strange ethnics choking his dress wearing son and wondering where it all went wrong.
David Scott
Was it the anorexia?
Adrian Davis
damn I didn't know this
>meanwhile I see troglodytes daily with ugly babies, ugly lives and ugly futures
people STILL believe there is a god
Charles Hall
Honestly, I don't buy any of that. I'm willing to believe Jolie's a massive bitch but a mother would have to be engineered in a fucked up way to act like that toward their child. Shit, mothers are naturally designed to want to care for other people's children just because they are small and vulnerable.
Ryder Clark
kek
Brayden Brown
There are literally countless cases of mothers mistreating their children in all kinds of ways. From beatings to forcing their sons to dress like girls to fuck them up. Seeing the crippling daddy issues she had (see her relationship with Billy Bob Thorton) and the small army of child soldiers she bought, I believe single last word in that user's post.
Joseph Fisher
Do you even know how adopting works? Or pregnancy? Jesus fuck you're retarded.
Wait I'm confused is Brad Pitt's child biologically male or female?
Xavier Reed
you know that's not a defense for preference, right?
Carson Taylor
If I remember correctly, your pic is from a make up artist.
Parker Cruz
Biologically female but has teen sized double dildo up her twat as psuedo-dick before the tech to implat pig dick is invented.
Angel Allen
angelina is the perfect example of a meme hottie who looks attractive to the average 12 year old boy but when you actually get older you realise she is just a hag
Lincoln Harris
Sahar Tabar, a 19-year-old woman from Iran
its plastic surgery........
Camden Hall
>Sahar Tabar the 19 year old Iranian woman who had Western readers flummoxed last week when images of her ‘warped’ face purporting to aspire to look like Hollywood actress, Angelina Jolie has come forward to say the whole thing was a ruse. >...the Iranian woman finally divulged that in essence she had been having a joke on fans and viewers. >Rather than a combination of surgery and dramatic weight loss (she did lose 15 pounds as opposed to the 50-70 pounds reported), Tabar admits her altered look coming the result of ‘makeup magic,’ and computer wizardry. You ultra-boomers need to fucking learn how to use a goddamn computer.
Brayden Allen
nice try angelina. dont take ur anger out on others because ur missing a tit.
Henry Flores
how does one become an ULTRA-boomer
Angel Ramirez
Push-ups, sit-ups and plenty of juice.
Jason Collins
Not everyone is your family member
Isaac Anderson
Be honest Yea Forums, you'd let her do the same to you.
You forgot the part about him going out with Anniston and how she is a nutcase who hasn't been able to hold a man down or have kids. I think she is a secret dyke too.
Ian Robinson
It's a facade. Brad is living the good life with his harem of trannies on some tropical island.
Jason Allen
>says nothing when crazy wife brainwashes her into thinking she's a little boy Isn't it the opposite
that's brutal what the fuck I mean she was hot when she was younger but that's insane behaviour
Noah Lopez
He maybe good looking from the outside but I wouldn't be surprised if he's mentally a beta male
Adrian Lee
It's part of their blood contracts. They are required to have multicultural tranny families.
Dominic Johnson
this is all made up for clicks by tabloids dude.
Juan Moore
His fault for marrying a succubus which had some well-known daddy issues ever since she was a çunny
Luke Allen
this. He might be a Chad and have all the money in the world but what's the point when you're in JUSTville
Elijah Watson
Just because you can't get physically addicted it doesn't mean psychological addiction doesn't exist.
Jacob Lewis
they let their kid eat hot fries, they can't be that bad
Kayden Rivera
perfect metaphor for what liberalism has done to white people
Daniel Robinson
His purebred tots are all girls iirc. The one that wants to be a boy has kino looks, she'd become a turbostacy goddess in her prime years but we all know she will end up Amanda Bynes'd with all the bullshit in her family
Chase Kelly
She was literally the hottest woman in the world at that time
Nathan Moore
2 girls and one boy. youngest boy/girl are twins
Bentley Ortiz
>African daughter is called Zahara >Sahara with a Z
that's racist
Ayden Long
Jolie is a raving cunt. She rich as fuck but has no sensibilities of a mother.
whats your profesion bro? i bet you got a real cool job. I bet you make a real good living. i bet your real happy with your life. I bet death never scares you. I bet your real good looking. I bet you fuck heaps and have a beautifull wife who loves you. Theres no way im wrong. your the man bro.
Im not an artist. Im a 21 year old. Unemployed straight white male from a rich german family living in australia. on Tuesday im flying to germany to visit my family. Cant wait. My mixed race girlfriend is asleep in my bed right now while im on the floor talking to fags on Yea Forums while drinking and having nothing better to do. Again, whats your profession bro? im sure its lit af.
Samuel Brown
>My mixed race girlfriend
cringe, you´re playing dating on easy mode, wouldn´t surprise me if you´re into asian chicks too
Christian Lopez
nah something is off about her, I can tell just by the pic, and she is a famous actress (= guaranteed whore)
>Unemployed >living in australia >mixed race girlfriend >drinking So you're just a loser without even being an artist? At least artists can claim they try to create beauty and elevate themselves through their art, you're just a waste of oxygen
Hudson Ortiz
It's almost as if acting like a man doesn't actually make you a real man.
Matthew Hill
She didn't even get cancer. They told she's at risk for cancer and she removed her breasts. Everyone was so busy calling her brave they forgot to tell her she completely overreacted. She could have literally paid a guy to check her breasts every hour on the hour. She could have found guys to hold her breasts while she slept in case there's a lump.
What do you think he felt beating the shit out of that asian actor? Did he secretly enjoyed it? Do you think maybe that was his idea and he suggested it to Tarantino?
Henry Clark
You story is rife with shitloads of mistakes. Much like your life I assume.
Daniel Foster
Chads are characterised as charismatic, kind and easygoing. This fag is just an incel with muscles (and objectively revolting tattoos to boot)
Connor Jones
You cute, user
Justin Peterson
jon voight is her father.
Colton Murphy
not that guy but its a joke that marijuana addiction is real. its made up bullshit so people can get less jail time by saying they are an addict and go to rehab instead of jail.
a big circle jerk for rehab kickbacks to judges. its all bullshit . marijuana is not addictive. you ever suck dick for marijuana? no?
Luke Butler
>watch we're the millers >anniston has a weird fuckin body in her striptease scene no babbys coming out of that mutated torso.
Connor Lee
Angelina was so perfect and supple in the 90s. Imagine calling her mommy and suckin on her tits.
