Mom caught dad watching Top Gun alone again

>Mom caught dad watching Top Gun alone again
>She told him to "get his faggy ass back and sleep on the couch"

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Based broken family

But there aren't any boats in Top Gun

What's that movie your parents repeatedly watch, Yea Forums?
My dad watches Titanic once in a year.

My dad watches Argo and my mom watches literally any romcom

The Replacements
Rat Race

Well my dad introduced me to the following Kinos:
>Blade Runner
>Conan the Barbarian
>Natural born Killers
But for some reason he also likes:
>Pixels
>Suicide Squad
>Anything Capeshit

wtf I thought topgun was universally loved by boomers

5 years ago when my Dad died my Mom asked me to clean out his place, (they'd been divorced for almost 10 years.) Found all his porn. He had a few beastiality vids on these unmarked vhs tapes. Kinda thought I heard his voice on one of them. Threw that one away. All dog stuff.

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how old was he, probably good advice to destroy all your porn and sex toys at a certain age, however a family heirloom riley reid suction cup fleshlight with cum collection tray might increase in value in a few hundred years so i dunno

it's a gay movie and that was the point of op's

My dad hates CG movies. He hates capeshit and Harry Potter movies especially.

Underrated post

I FEEL THE SNEED. FOR SEED AND FEED!

My dad watches Horse Whisperer all the fucking time. Mum watches Dances with Wolves.

Read this as
> Dad caught mom watching Top Gun again.
> She told him to get his faggy ass back on the couch again

My misread version works good too I reckon.

So you threw away his homemade porn? Some son you are.

> Romcoms
This is how I know your dad's not getting any

my parents are dead

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my dad watches LotR and probably Dances with the Wolves
they both watch Meet Joe Black i haven't seen it but after they call and shill it every time is it any good?

My dad had sex with my cousin and I've yet to tell anyone

I don't know what to make of this information.

> Dances with Wolves
My mum and your dad should totally hook up

My father watches Heat(1995).
My mother is a pleb who watches only sitcoms.

28 days later

Great Escape for dad and Grease for mum before they kicked the bucket. Fucking boomers.

They watch whatever pleb shit that shows up on their TV, mostly sports.

You destroyed his legacy you ungrateful little shit.

>cousin
female or male?

Anytime Total Recall is one my father will watch it, it's worrying.