Holy shit that entire Halle Berry section with the dogs was by far the worst thing these movies have brought and quite possibly the worst thing I have seen in an action movie.
This series really has jumped the shark with 3 especially with that ending.
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It was bad and forced yeah
Didn't make the move any worse over all
JOHN WICK NEEDS STRONG WOMYN!
BY MOVIE #3 ITS ALREADY AN ESTABLISHED FRANCHISE
NOW ITS SEXIST IF YOU DONT SHOEHORN IN A FEMALE LEAD
I wouldn't say 3 jumped the shark, that already happened in number two when everyone was a fucking assassin in the park.
Someone please post the subway shot
god damn that was bad
I disagree, it was one of the last great scenes before 3 became overdone and overstayed its welcome
Keanu Reeves moves like a rickety old man and it's embarrassing to watch how everybody waits till he faces them before deciding to shoot or throw a punch. Too much CGI and the gunplay was very cartoonish.
Anyone who can't appreciated the choreographed action in that scene, especially with dogs, can fuck back off to reddit
I LOVE DOGGOS
DOGGOS AND KICK ASS WOMEN
BITE DOGGO
OH NO DOGGO GOT SHOT NO DOGGO
Ah I see a fellow \r\dogfree gentlesir!
I can believe that more than this
>it's embarrassing to watch how everybody waits till he faces them before deciding to shoot or throw a punch
You're leaving out the most egregious thing this series suffers from. Every time a badguy has a gun...they run right up to him. Here, please take my gun and shoot me in the head with it! I cannot for the life of me remember one time where a mook sees him and backs up, maintaining distance while shooting at him.
that was horse shit too. He easily could have shot him in the head. Does head bitch not know about the fancy magic suits?
There was also that scene where Wick reassembles a revolver only to shoot one bullet to kill one guy. Literally the entire scene for that. Then that scene leads into another where all they do is throw knives at each other. 3 was all over the place.
She has to. All those guys she sent in had magic armor too.
>where all they do is throw knives at each other
MY ENTIRE THEATER WAS CRACKING UP
No, the useless Assassin’s Creed subplot with him cutting his finger off was the dumbest plot in the series.
It also brought the series right back to where 3 started. Nothing changed. It was just a big cock tease. You could probably go from part 2 to the inevitable 4 and not miss anything important.
i really liked the dogs. the animal choreography and training was really cool.
based and digits
but shes not strong? she fights like a woman? thats what makes the scenes with her great imho
>watch JW3
>filled with millions of society of assassins worldwide who follow stupid rules and regulations
>totally forgot when the first movie was about a guy killing a bunch of guys cause they killed his dog
>she's not strong
>she fights like a woman
>literally holding men much bigger than her so her dogs can bite their testicles (teehee so fahnny)
WOMEN TO KITCHEN
STOP BUTTING INTO EVERYTHING
ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU
anyone have the one with the park bench getting the text?
oh god this movie has famous non-binary acting person Asia Kate Dillon? I hope she gets it bad.
>chasing him on motorcycles with guns
>they drive up next to him so he can hit them with the sword
She just walks around the entire movie asserting dominance over people that could had easily killed her and had every chance to do so. Like when she is in the hotel while her SWAT is killing everyone AND NO ONE DOES ANYTHING TO HER.
Umm sweetie shes a woman nobody would dare touch her
The sequence is actually good, Halle was solid and dog violence is great
BUT the movie took a severe nosedive when John left the city, everything after it is a meaningless side mission and a fucking waste of time all leading up to a dreadful ending twist that does nothing but reset everything to almost exactly where it was at the end of 2
Movie had too much action
>dis building has be deconsecrated
>[me rolling my eyes the fuck up]
>nobody doesn't immediately blow her head off or stab the shit out of her
>when that guy starts talking about the only way to find the elder is to just keep walking in the desert until he finds you
My favorite is when she is shit talking the pigeon king and all he does is his theatrics which leads to him getting his face sliced apart AND HE STILL DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Literally everyone had a chance to off her when she was telling them their time is up and no one did squat.
>I hope she gets it bad.
lol.
Parabellum would have been good/great if they replaced the entire Casablanca act.
>oh bad he knows about horses
this is killing me
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I could had possible stomached that act if whatshisname checked the dogs for any hidden weapons. A highly secure palace not checking the dogs or even letting them go in the first place was dumb. I really do hate that Halle Berry part.
If I recut this would Yea Forums frens watch it with me?
I estimate the recut would be roughly 40 mins
every event that unfolds in the john wick universe is because of a fucking dog, you shouldve just not watched any of them
>gets dragged back into assassin shit despite reluctance
>nevermind lol pls hire me back
This one was weird
he obviously shot him there to make sure Wick DIDN'T die. I swear you people are some A grade level brainlets
He had to keep alive the thought of his wife
John Wick is modern retelling of Dante's Inferno and descending the depths of hell. Whereas in the book Dante becomes to believe God's punishment is just, John Wick decides its time to kill God next.