>Mom asks me to wash the dishes
>I tell her I'll do it later
>I don't and she has to do it later
Mom asks me to wash the dishes
Josiah Price
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Camden Flores
>street sign says stop here on red
>I roll into the crosswalk so that if any pedestrians were there they would have had to walk into dangerous traffic
ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
Cooper Kelly
>press the 'I want to get off on the next station' button on a bus
>don't get off when the bus stops
I DID MY TIME
Levi Lewis
>mom asks me to feed the dog
>i slit the dogs throat and watch it die
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
Brandon Cooper
>mom asks me if I did the chores she told me to do
>tell her no
>she yells at me
>I actually did do them
MOTHER DO YOU THINK THEY'LL DROP THE BOMB
David Jones
>report roasties on Okc with pictures of other stuff that aren't them
True story
Bentley Rodriguez
>sign says smoking is allowed
>don't smoke
YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
Ethan Williams
SE VIENE EL GUASÓN AMIGOS
VIVIMOS EN UNA SOCIEDAD
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Daniel Green
>teacher says everyone has to turn in their test no later than 10 minutes after the first student to finish
>I guess every answer quickly and fail
>everyone only had 10 minutes to do the test
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Lincoln Peterson
Your mama bears a lot
Help her out sometimes
Cameron Baker
>use all gender restroom
>I'm only one gender
WA AH AH AH AH
Oliver Hill
fuck you mom. buy me a playstation game
Austin Wood
This but unironically.
Samuel Harris
>got dog
>mother has to walk him when she gets back from work
>clean his shit too since I dont even take him out in the morning
I CANT GET NO SATISFACTION
Austin Butler
Austin Mitchell
Very nice
Gabriel Perry
underrated
Charles Long
>black guy beats me up after I call him a nigger
>he walks away from my mangled body
>call him nigger again
WICKY WILD WILD WEST, JIM WEST, DESPERADO
Colton Long
> heh heh heh
LYRICS
That's you. That's how pathetic you are. When are you going to take the blackpill and realize that life... is a comedy. Who is laughing now Mom?
Nathaniel Lee
>at donair shop
>order a donair
>cashier asks if I want to make it a meal
>I do
>say no anyway
OHHH WAH AH AH AH
Hunter Mitchell
>guy asks me for the time
>"it's 4pm"
>it's actually 4:01pm
GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
Jordan Long
>enter local diner
>lean up against a wall under a no smoking sign
>light up a cig and smoke loudly, annoying everyone around me
>waitress asks me to put cig out
>giggle softly to myself
>black fry cook comes out and tells me to "take it outside"
>smile at him meekly and say "oh, ok. Sorry"
>mutter under my breath "Uncle Tom" as I walk away
>"SAY WHAT??"
>run out the door
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Julian Gray
> mom say: I love you honey
> say: whatever mom
> later at night I hear Mom crying alone in her room
SOUND SYSTEM GONNA BRING ME BACK UP
Jeremiah Hall
Who are you? My sister?
Aaron Walker
>and can I get a small fry
WHAT'S THE NEWS ON THE RADIO BROTHER
Alexander Cooper
>meet random poor woman
>gives me a sad story about having no money to leave and start her life again with her retarded kids
>asks me to sell her late husband's hunting trophy for her because she doesn't have a hunting license
>agree, sell it for 500 credits
>give her only 250
>Bastila scolds me, get some dark side points
>keep playing KotOR as usual
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Jonathan Harris
>user posts oc
>replay with "cringe"
>it was actually based
BREEEEAKING THE HAAAABIT
David Smith
user, when I reply to your post, could ya reply back calling me "Joker"?
William Mitchell
>dad asks how work is
>Say good
>Actually quit 2 weeks ago
IVE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER
Adam Gutierrez
lol
Christopher Miller
joker
>user asks me to call him "Joker"
>I reply with all lower case instead
ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA
Charles Davis
sure thing Joker
Camden Ross
>guy drops five bucks
>"hey, you dropped this*
>actually give him 2 additional bucks he didn't originally drop
SIX BLACK HEAVENS GUNS
Angel Murphy
flop
Austin Robinson
>mom: no
>me: yes
SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS
Robert Edwards
>mom asks me how i'm doing im school
>i'm doing terribly
> "great"
WE'LL FIX YOU WITH CEMENT GALLOSHES, NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW
Nolan Morris
>ask parents what they want for dinner
>they say pizza
>order a 'go 'za
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR
John Gutierrez
why would you order lasagna?
Nicholas Ramirez
>find banana peel on the floor
>steal the comedic moment by slipping on it before anyone else has the chance to
HEY, HEY! YOU, YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Joseph Martinez
>BE ME, CHILD
>TELL MOTHER I WILL BE A DOCTOR OR LAWYER
>ACTUALLY BECOME JOBLESS RETARD
click click boom