The best part of waking up is pounding your sister's muff

>parents take in second cousin because her mom, my cousin, is a fuck up
>she's an absolute ogre, hate her guts, do my best to ignore her
>come home from an away game one friday, take a bunch of muscle relaxers and some pain meds and lie on the couch because shit hurts all over
>she emerges from her cave like a fucking caveman neanderthal slut
>i'm heavily medicated but coherent
>she makes small talk, I respond but try to get her to just walk away, just walk away and I will spare your life, just walk away
>she asks if I need anything, say no
>she asks if I'm sure, I say yes
>she fingers one of the bruises on my ribs, tell her to fuck off that shit hurts
>she says she knows how to make it better, grabs my cock and licks my ribs
>Jump up and slap the holy fucking shit out of her
>tell her to get the fuck away and never touch me again or I'll kick her ass across the county line
>she tries not to cry, bails to her cave
>spidey sense is tingling, go get mom and dad and tell them what happened
>spidey sense was correct, slut whore second cousin cooks up a story that I tried to rape her
>parents say they know everything because they heard the commotion and watched (a lie) and that she needs to say what happened
>she comes clean
>they tell her if she touches me again she will be removed from the premises
>mfw I brought my girlfriend over and fucked her with the door open while second cousin was home and seething like the fat cow ogre she is
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God, I'm glad that wasn't me.

MAXXXXXXXX

I dont even find my older sister attractive but I've had one incestuous thought about her. it just happens

I fooled around with mine a few times between 10-14 (she's 4 years older than me). I regret it to this day.

>that user who fucked and came inside his sister during the Hawaii missile strike hoax
tip top zozzle

Truly based

> Aw shit...fuck...ha ha, Sis, we made a mess. My cum is all over your pusy hair. God you’re so sweaty *kiss* mmfff...ahhh I love you...

AAAAAAAA IM COOMING AAAARGGHHAAAAAAA

Man that was creazy haha. So crazy. It totally read it, but like could you post it so I can read it again lol

I had sex with my stepsister who was the same age as me twice. We have never spoken about it since. We hang out about once per week.

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Next time you see her you should ask her if she's ok.
>yeah, why are you asking
>you know why I'm asking
Wet as October.

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We're both married (not to each other). I don't think I want to be getting her wet as any month.

>incest is the best, put your short older sister to the test
what kinos do you enjoy with your sisters anons - i have fond memories of watchmen in imax with mine. we also like horror movies a lot.

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Are either of you sexual deviants now?

this is the most plausible incest story i've ever read

brother sister incest never happens in real life

its always cousins or step-siblings

yeah the lost boys gif adds a lot of credibility. I'm more willing to trust a fan of such high caliber cinema

How often do you talk to your sister about your sexual activities?

so you're sister was doing this when she was 18?? wtf, man

Well I don't have a sister but I don't talk to my brother about his.
Just wondering what repercussions there are other than awkward moments.
I'm genuinely curious about the topic because all the porn sites have so much sister bullshit I really don't understand where it's coming from and it's probably the only fetish I can't fathom.

it happens more than you think but no one talks about it because taboo is too strong.

That's dope. You guys aren't even related. At least you can be adults about it.

Imagine going to the grave and never doing anything sexually transgressive.

why do you lie on the internet?

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>Just wondering what repercussions there are other than awkward moments.
None that I'm aware of. As far as I can tell, we're both just burying it. Her husband is a pretty good friend of mine now and he's never mentioned it so I don't think she said anything to him either.
>Imagine going to the grave and never doing anything sexually transgressive.
I would advise anyone to do some other deviant act because I can tell you this one is regrettable.

lmao, no it doesn't

people who are too similar are not attracted to each other, we have this impulse to mix with people different than us for health reasons

As soon as somebody mentions it he goes on the defensive I get that you wanna fuck your sister dude

Yeah when I was 14. Well, more like she was 17 and 18 in a few months at the time.

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fuck off samefag

I remember OHB. I hope they're doing alright. I want to believe.

>cooked up a rape story
Women are dangerous when you reject them.
Watch your backs if you ever reject a girl who made a strong advance on you fellas.

bro we're gonna need some deets.
asking in a morbid curiosity way, not a creepy fap kinda way

GIWTWM

I mean the clarification on the age doesn’t really make it better. Nobody read that and went “ohhhhhhh. well why didn’t you say so in the first place?”

>asking in a morbid curiosity way, not a creepy fap kinda way

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Never said it did, only that it wasn't technically 18.

Fooled around. That's it. Take that as far as you want or not. I don't want to go over it.

Just because we watch movies while cuddling doesn't mean I want to have sex with her.

>people who are too similar are not attracted to each other, we have this impulse to mix with people different than us for health reasons

you do realize it doesn't work in 100% cases?

do you ever palm her ass playful when you're "cuddling"?

True but she's used goods so nah

Stepsister fucker from earlier. This is how it started for us.

My sister is attractive I guess. My friends all thought so growing up. It’s not a really a thing that gives me boners bro.

No, but sometimes she starts shaking her head to annoy me.
She has a ton of hair, so it always goes up my nostrils or it gets into my eyes.

We've been doing this since we were kids though, we are used to it.

Same, never wanted to fuck her either. There was only one weird time where she broke up with her "first love" and she wanted to sleep with me.
It wasn't the sleeping part but the vibes were kind of weird. The same kind of vibe you get with a girl when you know you can make a move. Only ever happened once though, thank god.

People who are too similar are NEVER attracted to each other.

imagine actually hanging out with your sister if you aren't banging her lol. fucking grow a pair if you do this.

which is better, mom or sister?

You are extremely naive.