Accidently sat on my sister's child and killed it

>accidently sat on my sister's child and killed it

Should I just end it now? I haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY fucking sucks.

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I really hope you’re not serious but if you are, God have mercy on you.

FAT FUCK

is your sister acting like a bitch about it?

She must have crawled under there for warmth.

so how did it happen? How the hell do you sit on a child? Was it a baby?

Fucker, I came into this thread to post exactly that!

was it crying or somethin?

How old was it? It doesn't count as a person if it's under 5 so you're good if so

Was it barking or something?

how's everyone reacting?

lol u finna get raped in jail boi

Sopranos bois got this.

who will play OP, his sister and, most importantly, the baby in the inevitable ecranisation?

I should clarify that my sister's child is 16.

>ITT a fat fuck sat on a cat mom's kitten and Soprano fans have a laff

I SAID MY PIECE!

OP - John Goodman
Sister - Anna Gunn
16 yr baby - DJ Qualls

of course hes not. hed be in jail for involintary manslaughter

I haven't seen this thread in a few years

Some guy has been posting old pastas

bunch of fucking zoomers who've never seen copypasta in their lives. fuck off children

>literally all me

I legit wonder how many times this has accidentally happened throughout history, the chances should be fairly high but I'll bet the results are astronomically low since humans get some 6th sense shit when there's babies around, I myself have been piss drunk and saved myself from falling on my newborn cousins.

I was posting on Yea Forums when you were still trying to figure out which one of your adoptive fathers dicks tasted the best you fucking faggot. Doesn't mean we can't still have some fun with it. Go Male a LE SNEED post and cry about how you can't get a girlfriend some more somewhere else you reddit9kfugee reject.

Baby's got back

Why dont you lurk for more than one day