Name 3 things that aren't Jackie Chan

Name 3 things that aren't Jackie Chan

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Me, you, your mom

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Op's mom is Jackie chan. You failed

Sammo Hung
Yuen Biao
Jackie Chan

Hong Kong's independence
Not beating your multiple wives
Not smoking and drinking
Not abandoning your child for being just as much of a scumbag as you
Jackie Chan
FFFFFF-

This.

1.)braddu pittu
2.)blue car
3.)pavement

You
OP
Faggot

You only named one thing.

I have random thoughts about Jackie Chan almost everyday, I'm alone with this?

bed
cup
Jackie Chan
SHIT

Candle Jackie Cha

Trabble

THIS

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>Amex Black
based

Was Jackie a JoJo?

Nah it's perfectly normal. Not sure why he isn't Emperor of China.

Caring father,
Loyal husband,
Sober friend

heh'd

>Bruce Lee
He hated chinese stereotypes in Hollywood ad made a serious asian lead character. Menawhile Jackie Chan is just an asian nigger who does just that, an asian clown to entertain white people. No wonder his kid ended up a junkie, his dad was a joke

Fun fact: Jackie's mom was a drug dealer and she escaped from China to HK because she was caught smugling drugs. I guess the drug business runs in the family. Also Jackie's mom was already married in China but she separated her husband while running away to Hong Kong and never seeing him again. She met Jackie's dad in HK and started a new life, but that life couldn't include Jackie so she sold her to the Pekin opera

Good father and a husband

>BRADDUUU
>PITTTU
>NOOOOOO

>has a harder life than you could even imagine
>becomes an epic superstar, meanwhile you're a piece of shit
Any Jackie Chan movies for this feel?

>even the dirt on Jackie just makes him cooler
How can one chinaman he so thoroughly based?

Saxophone, Ribs, Ryan Gosling.

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