So this is what happens when you insult retards

Let's book him for a thread here

Just getting a message.

fuck I'd book him for $400 to play my living room

based

How much does he charges for a set that consists entirely of OJ jokes?

Seems like he's contractually forced to do it, but is able to set his own price so he doesn't actually have to do it

I got tired of confirming he's the highest on there, Busey wants $350 and calls himself a comedian since he's an actor with a brain injury. There are two "literal whos" asking for $500 or $1000 or something as a joke or to get their YouTube channel started or something. $375 sells all day and it's the highest, deal with it.

Why do /pol/ retards hate him so much now? Because he gave a fake apology on The View?

So I says to user I says to him I says

He's always done birthday parties, break out the 5 digit paychecks and pay for travel for him and LoJo. Don't make him hide behind no fag curtain again all night waiting to surprise a guy though.

I think $365 is outta Yea Forums's price range. But for $65 I got a guy.

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They're not /pol/ retards, it's the same people who "took him down" pretending to be "former fans". They're trying to change the narrative, fighting back against Norm changing the narrative on The View.

Who says we hate him?

I'd like to hire him to rock my planet but I'm not an earthling.

Fuck off, Moshe. Norm is awesome.

How much for Trevor Moore? Oh, wait...

You watch the view?
So are you a fat chick or a gay fella?

Who let this bearded New Yorker in here?

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That's the time he drank 3 alcoholic beverages on a video broadcast with sound right? And then said things.

This guys not even a musician

It amuses me how people seem to treat this as the actor hitting rock bottom, when really it is the opposite. They're getting paid to record some brief bullshit with their smartphone in a matter of minutes, from the comfort of wherever the fuck they happen to be. Can you imagine making a few hundred bucks because the TV show you want to watch comes on in 5 minutes and some losers on the internet is willing to pay you just to mumble out some half-assed birthday wishes? It isn't demeaning and if anything actually endears you to fans. Even if you're wealthy, you'd be crazy not to do it.

stop posting this #dickbiscuit

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>dickbiscuit
for a dyke she sure has an oral fixation with cocks

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I legit thought dickbiscuit was a euphemism for a post-op tranny's "vagina".

C.O.P.E.

OP seems upset that a bunch of old yentas couldn't "de-platform" a guy for calling their sons retards or something.

The democracy of the platform ensures his legacy will go untainted. You don't see no Louis CK allowed on there though.

>Comedian
>Never heard of Norm McDonald
Oh, it shows Hannah

yes, with now dead sam simon of simpsons fame

>t. Harley Morenstein

Yeah Sam wouldn't drink the Jagermeister because he was convinced it has opiates in it due to some stagehand murmuring rumors about codeine-like compounds.

Here's an actual good Life Is Hell comic for Sam Simon, who loves it so much: Where the Elite Meet to Beat the Heat and Their Meet While Preteen Girls Rub Their Feet

>recording personalized messages for scraps
>not the definition of deplatformed
I bet Norm wishes he could've spent his better days sharing virtual space with Bam Margera.

she's the Sam Hyde of lefty comedians

All the stars are here

fuck, second meet should be meat. Ackbar and fag Jeff. I read that fucking comic looking for the fucking joke, it's like Garfield. Or watching a sitcom for a good joke that the audience doesn't laugh at. Needle in a haystack territory. Fucking LA papers with all those fucking words.

He has 100,000 more subscribers on his Verified YouTube channel than your gook hero who steals his content and recycles it relentlessly. New content, and old, will be coming soon, as per its headline. You lost.

>He has 100,000 more subscribers on his Verified YouTube channel
I can smell the soi dripping from this post.

Norm is looking older than the great wall of china

Can you smell your losing an argument when a man has 290,000 subscribers on a YouTube channel with 0 videos?

costs nothing to get his dick pics. just pretend to be a cute asian girl

>call your idiot idol a deplatformed faggot
>WOW WAY TO LOSE THE ARGUMENT??
Coombrain.

Which was made in the 1950s and 1980s, as Norm was born and forged in the clubs.

not shocking she hates him, she hates herself

I won again children

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>Which was made in the 1950s and 1980s
based

Now I'm no reddit election tourist but at least Sam attempts to hide his political rhetoric behind a veil of actual comedy. Hanna just gets rid of the middle man and rants straight to her audience

don’t give me that communist goobledy-gook

Norm was funny once, back when that meteor hit the gulf of mexico

>actual comedy

What platform did he lose, you mental inferior?

He always did stand up, he still does stand up, he occasionally did television, he still occasionally does television.

What was he deplatformed from? Before you have to go back to reedit please respond

You're so mad that someone who's "deplatformed" can obtain tens of thousands of new subscribers every day just by announcing upcoming videos on a years-dead channel, aren't you? That their poker hobby is handily financed by lucrative operation of mouth and finger by means of cellular phone?

>*knockoff Tim & Eric weirdo comedy
how's that

Norm and Dennis would both like my observation while they're excoriate you. Get your OED.

You're fuming really hard for a guy who believes charging 375 bucks for cringy personalized messages is the coolest thing ever.

This thread is shit and you should all feel bad

There was a 1-year embargo when he sold his show to Netflix, which as you can see in this thread was early September 2018 (Gadsby picture). Now it's going to be over. That's not being de-platformed, that's Daniel Kellison selling the show like they were trying to do since forever. He needs to give his head a shake.

It's worth keeping in mind Norm has horrible anxiety issues. Being on this site is like the path of least resistance for getting cash.

>tfw 85 hours until brand new Norm is in the can
>tfw 95 hours until brand new Norm on actual TV

Get my Oxford English Dictionary?

Norm is so old, that when he asked his doctor how long he had left to live, the doctor replied

You wouldve better spent your time not replying than replying. You've revealed how baseless your entire point is. How you as a person lack capacity to post here.

Naw, he's got a panic attack thing and a resulting alprazolam dependence. Like Holden on the Mindhunters. He ain't no fag like that actor though, shit's like Tony Soprano but he has a heart attack instead of passing out.

He's not spoken of a panic attack on stage, happens with the camera. Can't feel the audience at home live. That being said he is half-psychotic.

>um wow just by replying your PROVING how much you care
Good lord, to be 14 years old again.

No you stupid unemployable faggot. You were asking very simply to show how he was deplatformed, you didnt, you had a little autism rage spiral, and it was sad. You disproved your argument and reinforced how worthless your opinions, and you, are.

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I wonder if Norm posts on this site, this site seems to be right up his alley

and by that I mean his :

Dude just shut the fuck up already you have no business being on this site. Go froth at the mouth somewhere else

Doubtful, Norm's more of an 8 chan guy

I still don't see how I'm supposed to lose this argument when you're fuming like I just called you by the wrong pronoun. I'm sorry Norm is currently living off neckbeard autism bux, dude. It's not my fault.

>Coombrain.

>can think of ways to give Norm a panic attack on stage
>can't think of ways to reward him for his untold gifts
Mischief easier than virtue

Not a fan of the filter.

But you did dude and it is not cool. Norm is an established comedian, time to unplug your computer

user's doing a joke, user's doing a joke!

You're all going to lose the argument when Norm comes down amongst you on September 11, Comedy Central, 11:35 PM eastern time.

Which Norm will show up? I've seen a Norm interview Steve Merchant after a long absence from television. Spade needs to cede the chair, all chairs must be ceded.

Norm's releasing a comedy special on September 11th?
Sounds like a bad idea. Reminds me of that tragedy.

He has chosen that date for his return to television, as panel member on David Spade's new late-night talk show. Other members = Jay Leno and Natasha Leggero, potential for mischief. A bold choice.

>professional personality

Do you think if he stood on a skateboard he would break a hip?

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No wonder she hasn't heard of Norm McDonald. she isn't a comedian

He’s everything that’s wrong with his generation and he’s just not funny

>/pol/ tards hate me
>Why? Because I say so

This user gets it.

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Its over for Fatrick.

redd>>>it

Is a dickbiscuit the same as a penistamale?

so this... is... the power of conservatism

His people using you for a future "bit". A lot of fine print and whatnot. Wanted him to do Audible read for my PUA book. Wish Rodney Dangerfield was still alive. Norm is a weak Xerox.

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Money well spent.

>Gets paid to sit on his couch and talk shit on the phone
>Somehow bad

Norm wont respond to indie folks. I bet his folksy Twitter is curated by some hired Lorne Michael favorite kid. Jimmy Fallon still appears in Lorne's high dollar Yankee Stadium seats with a rando cast member. Visit crazydaysandnights.net for blind items and dose of truth

Brix shit

Yeah you get a dose every time you go reading the internet looking for anonymous "items" I bet

It's 2 AM, Byron Allen is on. Watching it right now.

wtf the number of these are endless. this guy's making a fortune doing this

there's 96, so he's made about 36K from it

ha

Norm needs more poker money, please give him 375$ so he can go lose it on a novice level move and comment about it on twitter

>A dyke with an oral fixation with cocks
oh yeah?
you mean like a fish that has a fixation with water?

fuck you patrick

The Jews hate the degenerate gambler. A number of dissertations have been successfully defended accusing David Milch of being the most anti-Semitic self-hating Jew ever. He is the most Christian Jew ever.

Likewise, they will advance those who come against the most Christian comedian. LoJo is Norm's Charlie Utter, herding him like a damn steer, shilling for the house. He will take it to play poker.

>be some comedians
>be talking on some podcast about Norm like always
>someone mentions Lori-Jo Hoekstra
>someone else asks who that is
>they speculate as to the depth of Norm's relationship
>everyone immediately shuts up lest they upset the delicate natural balance
Producer–partner Lori-Jo Hoekstra, stolen from Bonnie Turner at SNL as by a young Prometheus. Is it she who's responsible for birthing this unstoppable monster? Where are the bolts in his neck?

Why's this g-word putting Norm's tweets out there? Trying to corner him?

I DONT GET IT

He should honestly start doing live podcasts and do advertisements for fleshlights like Joe Rogan did.

That actually explains some of the threads on here lately, not about Norm, but about other things.

well hes was doing a podcast

Give me a stoRy with a twist... dude, you're not racist enough to get these

Literally the most retarded move he made was selling his incredibly successful podcast to Netflix. They own him now, he's cornered. Going back to YouTube is going to be way harder with all the rights issues to wave through. He probably had to sell Adam Egret too.

It really depends on what was part of the contract though. After all Netflix was the one that decided to cancel it.

It's hilarious how lazy all the cameo uploads are on that website and they throw about 50 out per day.