What's your favorite Steven Segal movie?

Out For Justice is my favorite personally.
Executive Decision was still a great movie, even though it wasn't a Steven Seagal movie

>you say coomer
>muh edge

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Something something off screen nudity.

Tough to say. Probably Under Siege

Cope, Seagall is king of poonani, I'm pretty sure she was under 18 here though lol

Under Siege 2 > Under Siege > the rest

>Thinking a Kurt Russell movie is worse

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probably either Out for Justice or Marked for Death.

Seagal was also briefly married to another gorgeous woman, Adrienne La Russa

everyone knows katherine slept her way into roles

Wasn't she like 15 here?

you will never be a woman
you will never even pass
you will embrace the 40%

>What's your favorite Steven Segal movie?

Under Siege easily.

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GRAB EM BY THE POONANI

He's literally molesting her but I think her smile is real because hes doing it in front of cameras and she's bemused by it.

Hard to Kill for me too, boss.

When stupidly asked why he didn't kill the bad guys while he was in a coma, he calmly replies...

>"Then wasn't the time. NOWS the time."

Lemme tell you about girls user, even the quiet ones that sit in the back of the class at Uni...

never knew seagal married her. weird science, fuck. also gene wilder in see no evil starring joan severance. wow.

That was pretty much my point. Not that making Joe Biden look cold and possibly gay by comparison is a good thing around a woman of any age.

Nigga you can see the tension all over her face

SHE KNOWS HE SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY

As a kid I wore out the pause button on my VCR to her cake scene. That was the only option there was to see some titties.

Unmemeingly fire down below. I have no idea why, I always enjoyed it. It may be the bees...

I trained both traditional martial arts and MMA in a couple different cities and a few different dojo’s/gyms. The absolute biggest douches with chips on their shoulders were in traditional martial arts. The level of cringe and insecurity was amazing coupled with mock humility. The baddest mutherfuckers I knew were in MMA and 99% were the nicest guys, most humble guys I ever met. When I say bad I don’t mean just in the ring or octagon. I mean like “I did 10 years for stabbing a guy to death in self defense when I got jumped outside a bar” type.

Traditional was 15% working on technique, 50% talking about how MMA is inferior “because you can’t bite people in the octagon”, 20% shuffling in unison around the mat in various types of thick pajamas, and 15% lectures on power of the mind and “secret techniques”.

Steven Seagal is definitely a traditional martial artist.

HAS EVERYONE SEEN OUT FOR JUSTICE?

I'M GONNA KEEP COMING BACK HERE... UNTIL EVERYONE HAS SEEN OUT FOR JUSTICE

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE

ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO

Marked For Death
>One thought he could fly, the other though he was invincible. They were both wrong

Steven isn't even a badass by traditional martial arts standards. Isn't he all aikido and not even a champ? It's pretention vs practical. It's like going to fsncy art school for painting vs just working hard to be good at what you're trying to achieve without being a dick or weirdo. (Unfortunately selling work often depends on being both.)

I trained both traditional martial arts and MMA in a couple different cities and a few different dojo’s/gyms. The absolute biggest douches with chips on their shoulders were in MMA. The level of cringe and insecurity was amazing coupled with mock humility. The baddest mutherfuckers I knew were in traditional martial arts and 99% were the nicest guys, most humble guys I ever met. When I say bad I don’t mean just in the ring or octagon. I mean like “I'm a doctor and I took up this martial art as a hobby and to get fit, I'm not trying to be a cage fighter” type.

MMA was 15% working on how to lie on your back, 50% talking about how traditional martial arts is inferior “because you don't grapple in a padded cage”, 20% thrusting your groin into another man's face, and 15% lectures on how in a real fight you should always roll round on the floor until "you can get your groin firmly into another man's face."

Steven Seagal is definitely a traditional martial artist.

As a fellow victim blamer I share your opinion.

There is no way that Katherine Heigl wasn't abused by people in Hollywood.
She was way too good looking when she was a teenager and Hollywood is full of pedos. Add the fact that she can't act for shit and still got roles and it is pretty clear.

SHES ABUSING THEM
TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS
AND THATS ACTING ROLES WITHOUT HAVING TALENT

Thank you, fellow skeptic hardened by frivolous claims lumped together with actual abuse.

At some point you have to take some personal responsibility. but if you're Hollywood whoring prior to around 18, there's a good chance your parents are the real monsters for encouraging that shit so they can spend your hard earned whoring money on themselves.

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Ivan Gene LeBell (born October 9, 1932) is an American martial artist, instructor, stunt performer, and professional wrestler

While serving as Stunt coordinator for the film Out for Justice, starring Steven Seagal, Seagal claimed that due to his aikido training he was 'immune' to being choked unconscious. It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim, and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious. LeBell was requested to confirm the story publicly in an interview with Ariel Helwani in 2012, but he avoided answering the question, albeit implying that the incident was true.[16] He was quoted as "When we had a little altercation or difference of opinion, there were thirty stuntmen and cameramen that were watching. Sometimes Steven has a tendency to cheese off the wrong people, and you can get hurt doing that."[17] On the other hand, when Seagal was asked about the incident, he directly denied the allegations, calling LeBell a "pathological scumbag liar," and offered the name of a witness who could prove Lebell had fabricated this rumor.[18] The claim garnered a heated response from LeBell's trainee Ronda Rousey, who assured Seagal was the one lying and declared "If [Seagal] says anything bad about Gene to my face, I'd have to make him crap his pants a second time."[19]

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[Stallone says Seagal backed down from Van Damme's challenge]

But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion.

He claims to be some former CIA operative or some shit. Like I said his air and the persona he projects is a dime a dozen in traditional martial arts.

Okay

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>Booty Blast at the Black Belt Factory 2: Aikido Boogaloo

>This time it’s personal!

Seagal is a pretentious scumbag

u wouldnt say that to his face...

Did you mean amused?

This is what I'm here for.

Just challenge him to a fight and he walks away

He'll have a heart attack before throwing the first punch/kick.

based frenchie

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why nigga

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The one on the train was aight.

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That doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

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On Deadly Ground is underrated kino.

>Also shame on Executive Decision for tricking people into thinking hes in it longer than 10 minutes. Garbage.
That was what saved Executive Decision from being another boring action flick, user. People cheered in the theatre when his fat ass got went skydiving without a chute.

Hmmm...I dunno. I love so many of his movies.

MY BALLS! MY NUTS!

A Good Man, Glimmer Man, Out For Justice, Under Siege 1 & 2, Kill Switch, The Patriot. All kino.

Were the takes for this one and done?

I imagine unironic seagal fans to be fat retarded cops with paunches who self insert to his films

those are advanced techniques invented by Steven and now adopted by special forces around the world

His movies are just fun to watch and good entertainment. Granted, Sniper: Special Ops was kinda dull.

is this a /k/ approved maneuver?

He taught /k/ everything they know.

>pause
>not rewind
pleb

>was at a party talking shit with Van Damme there
>Van Damme calls him out "Let's take it ouside"
>seagull squawks and runs away
>Vam Damme tracks him down to a club
>Seagull runs away again
He's a basic bitch retard and Aikido is a meme-sport. Even a beginner at boxing can wipe the floor with any Aikido retard.

As hilarious as Segal is, it's actually kind of worrying how much power he has. It would legit surprise me if he hasn't raped several women. And when I say rape, I don't mean sex they regret. I mean him holding them down and gagging them as he pumps his tiny pecker a couple of times before jizzing everywhere and then slapping the girl for his own poor performance

Its funny how hes too fat to even move, that they have to make all these fast cuts so you cant see whats going on

This is now a Weird Science thread

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This.
OP's image should be used in tests for autism.

wtf there's no penis

kek I'm laughing already with just the Hart story

Hard to Kill, ez

Where did we see those panties before?

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None of that is even faggy actor approved. Like Liam Neeson is on record he hates guns but still bothers to at least try to listen to experts and look good on camera because he's an actual actor. Steven Seagal is like the William Shatner of action. But less entertaining and versatile.

...

Excuse me? I know Liam Neeson personally and he fucking loves guns. Has a collection. Shoots them often and even hunts at times. Don't come to Yea Forums spreading lies and fabrications.

First off, Steven, pretending to know real stars isn't going to help you. Nobody even invited you to be in Expendables 7: the quest for peace. Second, he may have a nuanced stance I didn't accurately portray if he owns a few responsibly and occasionally hunts while still advocating for stricter gun control. So I am sorry if that is true!

Whats the one where he kills all the Jamaicans?

Cool Runnings

Sat behind him on a plane (Business Class). Dude is tall af and fucking obese too. Smelled like cheap booze. His manager (I guess) wore snake skin boots, had bleached, slicked back hair and had a fake Australian accent. He wouldn't stop creeping on the air hostesses. In short, the two coolest guys I've ever seen

Under Siege

Everything about that story checks out.

No fucking way lol

Just a quick PSA to everybody: if you start a thread with a hot girl in it you're obligated to dump pics of hot horny sluts. This is just the rules of blue boards sorry guys.

It's true. It was on a flight to Moscow about 2 years ago. The big guy had this Russian girl with him.

t.cümbrain

COOM

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I always hated this guy for his punchable face. Never saw a movie with him

Moscow seems like the right hangout for Steven. I believe it.

WTF happened to his nose?

Executive Decision was saved by his death scene.
And Under Seige is one of his best.