He should have teamed up with his brother

No. book spoilers. Deb learns he is a killer after brother incident. Dex lets his brother live and he comes back later. Doakes isnt killed and becomes mecha-Doakes. All serial killers are actually possessed by different remnants of an ancient Assyrian god. Dex then teams up with his bro to stop them and save a vore fetishist.

still better than lumberjack

>mecha-Doakes
More like Stephen Hawking-Doakes than the Frieza meme

Oh i forgot one more thing. Rita's kids are also learning to kill and Dex is teaching them like Harry taught him.

Yes. The books are very good. Some fans have issues with certain things in them, but the books are very good, and compared to the show, well, they're just objectively better. The books are very good.

yes

and that's a good thing

if you have 1 cup of captain crunch and put it in a gallon of milk,it ruins the milk and the cereal.

Captain Crunch is already ruined. It just rips up your mouth. It's tasty, though. Also, the whistle toy blew a 2600hz tone which could get you free phone calls. Put a cup in a gallon of milk and you might soften it up enough to be tolerable. Also, the milk would be sweetened and that might not necessarily be a bad thing.

how does he become mecha

He gets ruined by a serial killer and has to talk through a computer interface

Doakes used to be former black ops and one of the people in his unit was left to die, actually survived was back for revenge. Dex and Doakes team up to trap him. Doakes is the bait. Dude catches get Doakes and starts removing body parts. Tongue, leg, fingers ect. dex catches the guy before he kills Doakes.

I will avoid the autistic essay on exactly how it would work out but the simple fact is, Dexter goes from mediocre to a masterpiece if you reverse the order of the seasons.
Yes you have to rearrange some parts like Deb and all that shit but imagine if Dexter starts out a loner in the woods and slowly progresses toward being more human and finding his place in the real world in the police force and has his ultimate show down with his brother who has been possibly tormenting him for a lot longer than a single season now.
Instant kino. The rest all falls into place more or less perfectly between too.

The best part is him still calling people a motherfucker through the voicebox.

Stop repeating what I've already stated. You've done this twice now and I'm getting irritated with you.

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You're "avoiding the autistic essay" because you aren't capable of writing it.

That actually sounds extremely hilarious.

I'm avoiding it because I tried to do it once and by the time I got done writing my third character-limit post the thread archived. Maybe one day I will have it pre written or even make a video explaining it in detail. For now use your own brain and consider.
Dexter's principle issue as a show is that it climaxes season 1 and only regresses from there.

>watching "reddit the show"

Wow Yea Forums has gone to shit these last few years, kill all yourselves

filthy dumb newfag scum

Was reddit even a thing when Dexter first premiered? Genuinely dont know as I never gave a shit about Reddit until some (surprise surprise now trans) chick I talked to in college started shilling it to me.

I don't want to use my brain, bitch

>capn crunch rips up the roof of your mouth
eat slower my nigra

I still think Season 8 would've been fine if they scrapped bullshit like the Hannah and Zach plot and focused more on the brain surgeon and Vogel. Brain Surgeon felt like the only true psychopath on the show, he had a unusual creepy screen presence that no other villain on the show had, not even Trinity.
Absolutely not, Dexter premiered in 2006

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I didn't say "roof of" so you OBVIOUSLY are a victim of the Cap

Brian was such a great character that the writers had to recreate him in every single season with analogs until they finally just decided to bring him back as head-Brian

Now what?

This can't be real

Dexter plays Alex Jones in "Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove" in Book 3. It's awesome

is this the best mecha-gundam literature of the west?

> im oblivious to the crap

dude what?

This show was doomed the moment they decided to blow their load on season 2. Like, Miami Metro finding out about the Bay Harbor Butcher and slowly closing in on Dexter is the most obvious final season plotline a show with this kind of premise can have. There's nowhere the show can really go after that so they just had to keep pairing Dexter up against different serial killers over and over again till the show ended. Season 7 picked that plotline again for a bit but they knew they couldn't really do the whole thing a second time so it just ended up being a less interesting side plot while Dexter dealt with Sirko.