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He cared about that particular guy. The only thing that I found weird was when Skwisgaar was disturbed by the gruesome driving education video.

Probably didnt want PETA up his ass. Who needs that headache?

it's because the dentist isn't a sycophant, and channels the same sort of angsty worldview nathan does. nathan sees this and grows to trust him, thinking they could have a positive relationship. but the dentist surprises nathan by blowing his fucking head off to show how serious (brutal) he was, and showed up nathan as a poser

I had a dream where Metalocalypse finally got a movie to be the proper finale but it was Calarts styled and rated PG.

You know that meme where women have dreams where a loved one does something bad so they want an apology in real life? I don't care how irrational it is I want an apology from Brendon Small.

>never got to see the conclusion or the final battle against this guy
shame, I was actually getting interested in the story by the end

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i think he got jewed by CN

it's in a making documentary I think, I remember him personally not wanting it, maybe it's because he has a dog I guess

>maybe it's because he has a dog I guess
that's a fucking stretch man

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I don't know, I've seen some animal lovers REEE over animal abuse more than actual human abuse, kinda like the movie trope
>human dies
>...
>animal dies
>I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

he had no problem about thousands of animals getting their balls chopped off without anaesthetic and then crushed by 1km amps

because they were cats

and dogs
primarily dogs

that's weird, I just went back and watched it and I remember it only being cats

you're mixing it up with the cat sanctuary episode

I'll never forgive Adult Swim for not letting Brendon finish this kino.

A fish, a fish with tits... titty fish.

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Based titty fish posting.

No I know which one that is too, the neutering one is where Toki gets that cat and it dies at the end with the cute toki song

NOTHING IN THIS WORLD'S WORTH WORKIN' FOR

IF IT DON'T COME EASY THEN IT'S DUMB AND FUCKIN' BORING

>it dies at the end with the cute toki song
best song in the show

I FLY A GIGANTIC MONSTER
I AM CAPTAIN EVIL STOMPER
I GET TO WEAR BIG BLACK HELMET
I FLY WITH THE HATREDCOPTER

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Lazzo offered him a TV special to finish it but Small hung up on him

BLOOD OCEAN

I believes this ams called food libraries.

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For those of you who wished there was a finale, the vinyl order of Galaktikon II is heavily suggested to be the finale for Metalocalypse, but you're better off just reading someone's analysis to make heads or tails of it unless you're obsessed with the series.

I'm still upset his VA wasn't part of the musical

>uhhh rotted body landslide in aisle 7

Or what Project Falconback even was

Yeah we know it's just not as cool, especially with the shows art style it could have been sweet

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I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE

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We just have to wait for Lazzo to fuck off somewhere else or die

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>that
>pump action shotgun
pick one

I hope Brendon releases the tv versions of every song without the background noise someday

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOZE AIN'T FOOD?!

The little Werner Herzog monologues in the intros of every season 4 episode was kino

I don't think that had anything to do with seeing people dying in brutal ways, and more to do with putting the thought in his head "thats culds bes mes!" Because as much as the guys in Dethklok testify the virtues of brutality (like telling the OSHA inspector that it isn't metal to give a shit that their employees die daily from easily preventable hazards) they're complete pussies when they're convinced their own health and safety is in jeopardy.

You mean like these?
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD7zYXDg866XRxW0xqJ0dRSeXUBu-evAt

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No those are the re-recorded full versions for the albums, I mean the ones heard in the tv show Brendon recorded in his home studio.

no more hamburger time or anything so success

dang

This show was way better than it had any right to be.

it affected nathan because he actually got attached to someone and thought he saved him, nathan gets really attached to people he actually cares about.

youtu.be/uD0qyXMjb1s
also
>I JACKED OFF ON A DOCTORS FACE

thats not on willam thats on that fag for not being gay as shit and wearing roller blades everywhere blading is gay as shot and everyone knows skateboards is the best

Bruh a 5 9mm leaves a larger hole than a .56x45 or a .223

this show was max comfy

Pickles Rehab song is way better than it has any right to be, the therapy part is pure kino

youtu.be/WN7FC7375JE

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a shot gun would have no pain

I've got a webm of an isis execution and it pretty much looks like that.

I liked Toki for his recurring theme of seeming really out of place in a death-metal band
Wish we got more of his songs
youtube.com/watch?v=ueLkh_SkXKI

reminder that the only reason that this show got cancelled was because the literal jews at AS got pissed that they depicted an Israeli soldier briefly pointing a gun at a child. Fans got together and signed a petition to bring the show back for a proper conclusion and the executives filmed themselves putting it into the shredder.

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But they had a whole nother season after that

AS is a dying place full of re-runs for bobs burgers and anything seth mcfarlane.
They will die off sooner than later.

Because it was already in development. They finished production and didnt renew the contract or order any more episodes.

youtube.com/watch?v=XIYY0VlqGD8

>reminder that the only reason that this show got cancelled was because the literal jews at AS got pissed that they depicted an Israeli soldier briefly pointing a gun at a child
I've never heard this angle

this show was maximum comfy

youtu.be/XVka5T5hC88
youtu.be/VB32073N4vY
youtu.be/VADeo-06DV0

youtu.be/czY9kWNXDDI

Because it's made up and not in any way true, I've seen it posted here before. That was the first episode of season 3, the series was cancelled almsot 4 years later after the Doomstar Requiem aired.

youtu.be/e-6MYnGKIas

incorrect
AS canned it because they george lucas'd the rights to the audio and the albums were making more money than the show

I would too Lazzo is a fucking kike

The story was absolutely terrible, I just watched for comedy kino. I really Brendon went too far up his own ass in Season 4. I still love his music tho.

Lazzo's actually retarded:
>Cancels Moral Orel for being too edgy
>Cancels Million Dollar Extreme for being too edgy
>Cancels Metalocalypse purely because he was offended by something Brendan said even tho the show was still hugely profitable
>Keeps giving Tyler, the Creator shows despite the fact he isn't funny
>Keeps renewing Squidbillies despite the fact it's been stale for years
Adult Swim still has some great stuff thanks to him but he's had so many misfires, damn.

Was that the episode where they're in the Submarine and weren't allowed to jack off? That was pretty funny.

this show was so br00tal. very metal

Adult Swim were really stupid business-wise back in the day. They gave the creators of Venture Bros and Metalocalypse full merchandising rights and then got pissy when they got popular.
Needless to say they didn't make the same mistake with Rick & Morty and that's why you see shirts for that fucking everywhere.

Yeah and Murderface later pounces on Toki while he's bending over because of it

I still would have preferred an hour special or even 30 min one instead of having to analyze the lyrics of Galaktikon "totally not Dethklok" 2.

>neutering one is where Toki gets that cat and it dies at the end with the cute toki song
That's the hamburger time episode where they think they're going to die. I don't think it has anything about neutering.

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Don't forget
>Cancels aqua teen because lol it's been on long enough.

To be fair, the last few seasons of Aqua Teen were mostly dogshit. Go watch Season 10 again and tell me it holds up.

>I don't think it has anything about neutering
it doesn't, it only serves as a plot device for Toki to get the cat, and it's also the hamburger time episode, see

beginning of that same episode
youtube.com/watch?v=pz7Q8lP239A

I love cocaine

Brendon Small is (was?) a creative genius

youtube.com/watch?v=3wisYZ5i5Rg

>you can hear brendan snickering in the background since hes the one actually playing guitar
soulful

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They aren't phased by routine brutality like at shows or in the process of their black metal lifestyle, but when it happens out of nowhere it affects them personally and pops their bubble. This is a facet of their narcissism.

What are your guys favorite songs? for me its galaxy i dont have any metalocalypse reaction images

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tfw no finale

youtu.be/mxTTlko-0Pw

A shoutout to Mayhem?