>Why do i work here? Guess it was the popcorn. Or the.. I don't know, that thing. That movie magic! You see it in our cinema. I wanted to retire, from what I was mining. you know. From that, from that line of mining. Be a good clerk for once, a cinema clerk. So, I bought a big kinoplex, came here, put my popcorn machine up. Thought I be a manager like all the other managers, My ushers, would be like the ushers down the street. We would play Casablanca and sit in the theater, but you know how it is
Why do i work here? Guess it was the popcorn. Or the.. I don't know, that thing...
Aaron Mitchell
Austin Gonzalez
Jay z spends what you make in 10 years in a day robert.
Jackson Brooks
Shut the fuck up and give me my popped corn, Robert.
Lucas Scott
>nigger
>work
No.
Brody Nguyen
Robert! What’s good in theaters, my man!
Luis Jenkins
Did someone shop his name tag?
Parker Garcia
of course, just walk through the metal detector and you can enjoy The Joker user
Liam Scott
>Shut the fuck up, Basedjak. Have some respect for Robert, he's been serving the community for years. Excuse my language, Robert, I'll have a large Coke and some crab legs.
Logan Moore
Robert , sorry what my mother said , shes from a different time and that word was used a lot more frequently ....We cool right ? ....Robert?
Isaac Williams
Maybe it wasn't about the popcorn we mined, but instead about the friends we made along the way
Nolan Williams
Connor Sullivan
No, pls no Robert :(
Daniel Wood
Robert NOOOO
Evan Sanchez
She said you arent one of the bad ones , see? she feels bad for what she said!
Aiden Perez
Why don't you just go user?
I thought you were better than that, but clearly I was mistaken.
Nathan Young
I am not going to throw away 15 years of friendship Robert! Remember when you pulled me from that overturned car? Remember when I donated bone marrow so your sister could get another shot at life? All over some silly misunderstanding?
Easton Gomez
Well, fuck you too, NIGGER.
Gavin Flores
Is there a worse feeling than Robert being cross with you? But considering he and I are still tight, I'm going to order a bucket of the kino's finest crab legs. However, I don't know what to watch. Do you have any recommendations, Robert?
Nathaniel Wood
a-are you sure that's necessary Robert?
You know me right?
We've been pals for years now, I don't need to walk through a metal detector.
t-tell them Robert.
Liam Richardson
William Richardson
Don't worry user, it's only going to go off if you're an Incel. You're not an Incel are you?
Liam Allen
>he thinks Robert doesn’t make billions off of every kinoplex
That’s amazing, based Robert.
Nathan Flores
Based gigachad. I’m glad we have people like you.
Julian White
OMG I LOVE POPCORN
Christian Brooks
Robert, how dare you ask me that question, I thought we were friends!
Logan Morgan
>Meanwhile, in France
Bonjour, user! Bienvenue to zhe cinéma. What would you like to enjoy with your film?
Jace Jackson
Here alone? ...again?
I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?
I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the kino.
Austin Ramirez
You remind me of a boy I used to know from Stanton, Kansas, Robert. Worked his way up from shining shoes at an old barber shop, then a cleaner at an old hotel. Worked his way through school to support his grandma, until poor Hager died, bless her soul. Then he went and lived with his aunt Tempy for a while, learning as much as he could until he finally moved to Chicago to help his mother.
Landon Turner
o-on s-s-second thought I think I should just go to bed early today, no kino for me today im afraid! hehe
Tyler Torres
robert, how come every flick is in here is about lesbians? i mean i love a good mud wrestle as much as the next guy but at some point you have to settle down with some guns and explosions. come on bro.
Justin Turner
Any of you guys ever notice that Robert's a nigger? Should call him Robbert instead
Wyatt Torres
Une tartiflette Robert stp.
Elijah Gomez
Can I get some freshly baked croissants with my crab legs? And what kind of wine would you recommend to go with it?
Asher Wilson
>it's been days since the crab invasion of the popcorn mine
>the kinoplex manager ordered the collapse of the main entrance leaving us trapped. Robert was sent down for inspection that day.
>everyone but Robert and I is dead
>one of the fuckers clawed his leg
>have him put his arm around my neck for support as we limp toward a butter crevasse to hide in
>hear a few crab's echo behind us
>start walking faster
>"Sir."
>keep walking
>"Sir!"
>"What, Robert."
>can barely see what's in front of us
>"Can we stop for a quick word? You've been very generous so far but I must ask you for one more favor."
>keep walking
>"We gotta keep going, Rob. These things aren't far behind us."
>"Please, sir."
>"No."
>"NIGGA, THIS AIN'T NO WHITE MAN'S BURDEN SHIT. STOP!"
>can't keep him from saying what I think he will anymore
>"What is it?"
>looks down at his bloody leg
>"Sorry, I lost my composure..."
>"...with this leg here... I'm only slowing you down."
>"Robert, stop."
>can feel tears welling up
>"It's inevitable. Your sleeve isn't stopping the bleeding. I'm only giving them something to follow."
>hear crab screech in the distance
>"We have to fucking go."
>try to drag him but he won't budge
>"Come on!"
>hot tears flow over the butter on my face
>"I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING YOU HERE. FUCK YOU!"
>see him reach for something in his vest
>it's a .44 magnum revolver, the most prized gun in the kinoplex
>there's only one bullet in the cylinder
>"No."
>"You've seen what these things do to people. Please, do this for me, user."
>"How do you know my name?"
>he smiles that familiar smile
>"I know a lot about you, sir. I knew you were a virgin before you got sent down here but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were a real kinoisseur. Pen and notepad in hand for taking kinotes during BvS? The rest of them don't get it like you do.
>takes out heavily used notepad
>"You appreciate the art... the beauty...take them..."
>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."
Matthew Allen
user...you are not saying...we make our cinema...more American?
Jaxson Morales
no of course not buddy, I'm hindi. I meant get a little more bollywood flavor going on, you know *waggles head*
Andrew Hughes
Kino
Carson Roberts
Thanks Robert the new penis inspector always gives me a hard time.
Joshua Fisher
i cri ertiem
Sebastian Walker
Oui!
But of course! I recommend zhe chenin blanc!
Then perhaps you should go to mon cousin, Rabarta Srinivasan. He is zhe Bollywood expert!
Leo Hill
Ahaha oh wow, you can actually eat a tartiflette in the cinema! The room must smell like feet ahaha!
Zachary Lopez
>I'm sorry, user. You don't meet the qualifications we're looking for here at the Kinoplex. Your resume indicates you have not held any previous employment and you listed your mother as your only reference. I can't hire you simply because you're 'really good at watching movies' or because of our lengthy friendship history. We're looking for energetic and driven individuals with plenty of experience in falcon care, crab fishing, armory maintenance, security detail, golem grooming, and janitorial services. As Robert your buddy at the concession stand, I'd give you the job in a heartbeat. Heck, I'd even throw in a bucket of crab legs for free. But as Robert the employer, I simply cannot do it, user. You understand don't you? I just feel you won't be able to live up to the standards of the Kinoplex and maintain the integrity of this fine establishment.
James Kelly
But Robert, I can help with the boats at the theater lake! I can even help you fish crabs from there!
Daniel Martin
Sup Tyrone