Why don't women like War movies?

Why don't women like War movies?

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because they literally cannot wrap their tiny kitchen brains around the very concept

The concept of dying for Israel?

My mom loves Apocalypse Now

As if you could comprehend it better from your gaming chair covered in cumstains. You fags can't even look people in the eye let alone fight in an actual war.

At the start when the mute here was running an injured soldier to the boat, why was there explosions near the water?

Funny, my mom loves braveheart

powerful

Women have always been the primary victims of war.

this, just this :D

>going to war automatically means you're dying for Israel
you may actually be dumber than the hippies of old

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Thank you for your service (i.e. wife) boot-boy

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Everyone who dies dies for Isreal, they're the ones pulling all the plugs in all those retirement homes.

braveheart is one of my mommy's top movies
along with others like lotr, no country for old men, and life is beautiful.
Yeah... i'm thinking mom is BASED

>something something 'muh dik'

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>tfw every soldier going to Afghanistan is getting cucked by some nigger.
This is the jews' masterplan

Don’t tell me you were actually in the Israeli Foreign Legion?

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Why don't men(straight) like romantic movies?

Uh sorry sweety but thanks to my experience in gaming (Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Red Orchestra, Counter Strike) I would know what to do in a combat situation and not shit myself and be incapable of doing anything because of fear paralysis. LMAO don't come running to me when the bullets start flying kiddo, I've got headshots to make instead of worrying about some noob who doesn't know any callouts or how to reload

Considering this is a movie about cowardice and defeat, I'm sure women would enjoy it.

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Cringe

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For the same reason they don't shoot up schools and churches

>NOOO WAR IS SCARY GUYS!!
lol when did whites become so fucking sissified?

don't tell me your on your phone user

>PLEASE NO FIREWORKS! THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE! OOO-RAH!

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>PLEASE NO FIREWORKS! THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE
this makes so little sense that there is simply no chance you're not some south american, actual buttmad mutt who is so OBSESSED with america he has to spam the frog with IAMSILLY text in every thread he comes across
kys pls

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Because they're pussies?

>Memekirk

>War movie

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My gf agreed to watch Band of Brothers and she loved it until episode 9, when they find they concentration camp. We got into a huge argument, she insisted it never happened while I assured her it did. I dumped her a few days later because she was a denier.

when did OP specify western sided war movies? I guess germans were zionists fighting for shlomo too then

>not allowing Germany to do whatever they want is the same as dying for israel
better luck next time fritz

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>gaming chair
it's a normal chair actually. Go back to Yea Forums, tranny.

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>implying he’s talking about world war 2
You are far, far dumber than you think.

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYjRREqUF0

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test

your gf sounds pretty based

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EX-gf

>thread starts off with a movie taking place during WW2
>duurrr not WW2

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Please tell me how going over to some desert shithole across the world is protecting baseball and apple pie, amerifat.

And before you say "revenge", you started it

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Post your chin and jawline with a timestamp.

>youtube.com/watch?v=_kqQDCxRCzM

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No, she loves sweaty Martin Sheen

I swear he was out of fuel
so where exactly did this fire start?

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You Just Know

>'going to war' automatically means you're talking about people stationed in the shittle east
stop now before you make yourself look even more retarded

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no

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they literally show you him shooting his flare onto the cabin

aluminum doesn't into combustion

the fabric on the control surfaces yes
maybe some bits in the cockpit but without fuel that plane isnt lighting on fire


even the engine oil will burn super slowly not like a flipping bonfire

>I would have joined the marines but I dont want to die for israel

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I love that movie shut up
You’ve probably never talked to a female besides your mom