THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CRITICS

>MOVIE IS BAD BECAUSE IT'S DARK AND MISERABLE
What the fuck? that review has no credibility at all

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this is what happens to millenials that live off capeshit

>SciFi

What movie?

I'm guessing Joker.

filename bro

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At uni I took one class in film studies and found that film students were the most tastless plebs I'd ever met and the tutors had no idea how to analyse a film in any meaningful way. These are the people who I imagine become these awful critics. Parasite also begins in a pretty dark place and also gets more miserable. Is that also a bad film?

Hobbes and Shaw

>be Joker movie
>wtf why is it dark and miserable
women should not be allowed a job anywhere

But the Joker is a clown, user.
It's suppose to be fun and having a blast in parties.
Making kids laugh and doing pranks :)

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Imagine this roastie watching a Bela Tarr movie?

Does she just stop sucking dick because the dick keeps getting bigger with a load of cum at the end?
Women were a mistake.

FUCKING KEK

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Did she review The Boys?

CAN'T BREATHE

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/ourgirl/ unironically
She has the same shit taste as this board

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>likes Glass
>likes Captain Marvel
>likes Hereditary
>same taste as this board
Where do you think you are rn?

A board with 100s of thousands of people with a diverse set of tastes that largely mirror the mainstream opinion

Glass is Yea Forumscore, Joker tourist
split is reddit

spotted the tourist

black panther >arrival
Nobody should reach this conclusion.

Does she get paid for this?

Yeah in SciFi and Disney bux. Girls with daddy issues love Disney.

I want a job like this, imagine getting paid by shilling from your PC

Yes but do you think it would be worth it for the amount of times people would tell you to kill yourself? You might actually kill yourself.

>626262
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meh, I wouldn't care about that as long I'm getting paid

Yeah I would just rationalize it as being paid to troll people. Pretty based.

Kek

>movie critic shits on edge
>NOOOOOO MUH JOKER GOOOOD NOW
lmao the absolute state of this NPC board.

We should make a site to critic critics

so... it accurately represents the life of an incel?

Alien 3

Why are critics so out of touch, on the border of always-offended or delusional?
You'd figure they'd realize being versatile and able to appreciate a broad spectrum of themes and tone would be advantageous to their job, and ability to analyze a work.

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Batman Begins

Lol this is like something my mam would say
She only likes disney movies and shit that are happy

Because their job is to drive traffic so they can sell ad space, not to offer thoughtful film reviews.