You have 5 hours to explain why it's good

You have 5 hours to explain why it's good.
Protip: "it's satire" is not an answer

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It’s funny.

the action is entertaining, the plot/writing is solid and Peter Weller delivered a pretty good performance as the hero.

it's based but also redpilled

I need ten hours.

The commercials are the worst part.

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

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It's perfect in every way. It has an insanely tight script, all the set pieces are fantastic, the humor is good. I don't understand how you could not like this movie, you're probably a humongous faggot.

Because i like it.

At the very least they don't take anything way from it. Why even criticize it. Personally they elevate it, and show just how competent vor hoeven is as a director

how come no shots him in the face.

Good supporting actors, good mix between action, drama and comedy.

/ourguy/ Georg loves it

His face is exposed , How come no one fires at his face ????

At the very least they don't take anything way from it. Why even criticize it. Personally they elevate it, and show just how competent vor hoeven is as a director

Its a deconstruction of irony

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he kills the nigger first in the final showdown
based Robocop knowing not to relax around blacks

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I made this for the RoboCop thread yesterday

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>BITCHES, LEAVE
>GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS!

Pure stop-motion kino.

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When the movie was new the commercials were clear, cartoonish satire.
Today they're literally indistinguishable from actual television.

something something cyberpunk dystopia

based.

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it's an athmospheric slow-burn

I WORK FOR DICK JONES

????????

Phenomenal orchestral score and sound effects.

The heavy sound of his foot steps still give me chills.

This is a better way of saying what I was going to. Very tight script, not a single wasted scene or line of dialogue. Everything that's set up is payed out by the end of the movie

I don't care if you like/dislike movies that I dislike/like

he walks on the water just like moses

OOH YOU HAVE A VAGINA
WELL GUESS WHAT CUNT THAT DOESN'T MAKE A MOVIE GOOD OR BAD
GET BACK ON YOUR PHONE

Basil Poledouris score, superb cast, writing is an interesting blend of action and violence and sarcastic humor that's had few equals before or since, make-up and effects are top notch, perfect pacing. At first I thought 5 hours was a pretty generous amount of time to explain the merits of RoboCop but I could really go on for up to 10. So I'll double down and give you 10 hours to explain why you're not a faggot.