Can't discuss this movie without memers ruining the thread

I think I'll let you decide. Check them

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

I have reservations for dubs tonight at Dorsia. Who is coming with me?

Checked

In a brilliant way

Let's discuss these DUBS

dubs

reroll

dubs and i ruin this thread

rolling

FUCK NIGGERS

Just realised how similar it is to "my name is Yoshikage Kira"

based

Make way gentlemen

Somebody order some dubs?

The movie itself is one big dubs

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Check em

check em

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It was fucking terrible compared to the book. I can't believe people even meme it. Every Brett Easton Ellis adaptation has been trash

>this thread
pathetic

BASED

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announcing reports is a bannable offense

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>announcing reports is a bannable offense

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Funny thing is the manga came out well before the movie, and since araki has never read a book in his life it's a huge coincidence

These threads are against the rules yet no one is ever punished

>he can't get dubs

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>These threads are against the rules yet no one is ever punished

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>can't discuss the movie without checking dubs

lets see paul alans card

Dont need to read 20 pages of how people dress

You ain't seen nothing yet!

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Kek em

How'd you swing that?

lame thread

*swooosh*

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based and checked

Nobody goes to Dubsia anymore.

>this exists

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this movie is so fucking good, its a shame Yea Forums likes it too

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Very nice

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baste

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sorry, check em

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FUCK YOU EVELYN GO ON A FUCKING DIET

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I have to return some videotapes

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Very nice

Checked

LETS SEE SOME CHECKS

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>>Can't discuss this movie without memers ruining the thread

No.

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Blessed thread.

Audiobook>Film>Book

The narrator is really fucking good

Impressive.

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Close

Thread redeemed

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>alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older
Is that true?

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Now that you mention it we've been having some pretty overachieving janitors lately, haven't we?

*blocks your path

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5

It's interesting that Bale's two greatest roles are separated by a single letter. Batman. Bateman.

How much willpower do you need to be willing to go in and out of shape so much?

Yes

Can we still get dubs on this hellhole of a board?

of coursh!

Check these trips

Shit thread

What's to discuss? Every frame of the movie has been analysed. American Psycho is a solved film.

Why don't we discuss these dubs?

>tfw you never get dubs

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EXAMINE MY DIGITS

Checked. You've really come into your own.

What's there to discuss? YES HE DID HE KILLED THEM ITS SATIRE THERE WOULD BE NO POINT TO IT IF HE DIDNT HE KILLED THEM NOBODY CARES AT ALL BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL VAIN? Got it? Thanks. Also... CHECK THESE

lol 2 same numbers xd