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me except also no work

me except i work from home

literally me months ago

literally me but not really

this

figuratively me these past few weeks

Literally me in some ways

unironically literally me

Dem kids
Dis case
The puhcells
Nam
Monstrous nigger cocks
Sallacanthankabout

>work
lmao

I work at a golf course that’s been getting aerated this week and haven’t worked since Friday. How the fuck do NEETs do this man? I feel so worthless and lazy

That's me except I gym after work before going home. Not too bad desu. A girlfriend would likely add an unnecessary burden.

If you can handle it and pick the right one a girlfriend will genuinely improve your life but very few women, or people in general for that matter, are worth your time

Me but I go to various nice bars on the weekend with the assumption that one day I’ll meet a girl there. The cute bartender and I talk a lot but she has a bf. It’s still nice talking to a cute girl while I drink instead of staying home and watching shitty movies.

>had a gf dream again

It's not the same, you're just kids.

a coworker asked me last night why i didn't have a girlfriend, i told her that i spend too much of my own money already and that i have fun alone in my off time, now everyone is cracking jokes about it, am i in the wrong?

Has there always been this much True Detective posting?

Or is it that I just notice it more now since I started S1 a couple days ago?

>tfw waking up cuddling your pillows because your body is so desperate for human touch

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Me, and I suspect a 50-something coworker of mine is the same.

> drink everyday
> lean as a board

fucking hollywood

you were wrong to reveal your power level

You are in the wrong for being a thin skinned little bitch not able to handle office banter

Its a popular show on Yea Forums newfag

nothing wrong with it if your work is something you like

>it's a feminised 90s born queer judges others episode.

me, except i have a girlfriend

Dating is a nightmare. Have no idea how normies do it. Guess my brain just wired different.

> i just pick up some shallow girl like you during the weekends

>I work at a golf course
You are worthless

>normies
you're one of them faggot

what if you like work but move constantly

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There's two types of drunks. The fat bloated kind and the skinny sinewy kind.

Was me, until I dound a 9/10 younger virgin gf/fiancee/wife.

Now I'm a cumbrain and I miss having a clearer head.

I drink every day and im skinny

>I'm a cumbrain
>im a memeing zoomer poof