>Go 2 months without fapping or porn.
>Decide to watch Blade Runner (first time).
>Five minutes in, see fucking Keiran Lee!
>Keep watching the movie but damage is done.
>Frantically looks up Keiran Lee on pornhub the minute the movie ends.
>Find comfy Rachel Starr scene(damn she can move that ass!)
>Unload 2 months of cum onto my keyboard and monitor.
Go 2 months without fapping or porn
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>i'll just start a thread on Yea Forums telling a load of males about how I touch my dick.
Cum? What's that?
You may know it as coom, satan
wow did you not see a woman for those two months or something?
Can one man be so based?
Let's find out.
Every male above 15 and with access to the internet jerks off. It's nothing to be ashamed of
The very first thing I thought when I laid eyes on this guy is that this was the result of mouth breathing.
males relate
the last great generation of no-bullshit movies.
they were already post-woke but they weren't expressing it yet.
in the following years when the population turned brown they had to actually reflect wokeness in films to sell tickets.
What population, dumbass?
I'M GONNA FUCKIN COOOOOOOM
Porn is superior to real women when it comes to getting men horny. Billions of dollars and decades have been spent perfecting it for this purpose
Thanks user, very cool
the population
This is the root of the problem. Pornography (this includes Hentai) has become TOO hot.
Well, it's purpose is being hot, you can't say it's "too hot".
Also, in 15 years time when every woman with internet has nudes and sex tapes online it's gonna be real crazy.
Man was not supposed to know this level of arousal. It ruins you, now you can't get it up for girls you see IRL.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeffrey Cooms
post the vocaroo
Yea Forums went too far this time
>pornhub
the pleb site
>He doesn't enjoy collecting pornhub profile achievements.
Why r u gay?
all those moments lost in time, like tears... in cum
COOM Runner
It's got all the niche shit I'm looking for, what else can I use?