Ah, Christopher Moltisanti. My arch-nemesis

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My favorite scene:

CHRIS: Then the girl calls him onii-chan. That means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: The girl's bangin' her brother?
SILVIO: Nah.
TONY: Who's bangin' her brother?
PAULIE: Girl in Chrissy's comic book.
SILVIO: It's a manga, and he ain't her brother. It's a honorific.
TONY: Lemme look at that.
SILVIO: Wrong way, Tone. Ya read it back to front, right to left.
TONY: Right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin' her brother... *chuckles* The fuck is wrong with Japan?
PAULIE: *points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'?
SILVIO: *shrugs* Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent.
TONY: You got more of these, Chrissy?
CHRIS: I got one where a girl's head gets cut off. Girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl.
TONY: What the fuck?
CHRIS: Hand of the fuckin' Bible, Tone.
PAULIE: It's unhealthy, I'm tellin' ya.
FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things.

Later in the episode:

CARMELLA: What is that, Tony?
TONY: Crazy comic book. From Japan.
CARMELLA: Looks like the sort of smut your son watches on that laptop computer.
TONY: Oh, so he's MY son when he's watching hentai?

So I took about eight games to trade in at Gamestop, that just about allowed me to get the Sopranos game for six bucks. I'd never seen any of the show, but the game was okay, except for this prick. Draw a caricature of everything that's wrong with Italian-Americans, and you get this chode.

Good shit. Haven't read this one in a while.

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>10.30. Gotta be. Hour and a half, lunch. The halfway fucking point. Don't look at your watch, not yet. Save it. Treat yourself.

>10 to 11. Maybe 5 of. Don't look. Think of those sandwiches Jim made. When you've eaten the last bite, this fucking day's halfway gone.

>11.30. Has to be. Look at the angle of the sun. Maybe even a quarter to 12. OK. Look. Now.

There has never been a better personification in tv history of what being stuck in a menial job is like

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your brother billy..

whatever happened there

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he should've tried to become johnny cakes' co-worker so he could have a bf to keep him company

What ever happened there?

pop n fresh, i am in no fucking mood today

Ralphie warned Vito.

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wasnt this the only internal monologue in the entire show?

>noticing all the subtle hints vito is gay on a repeated viewing
Sopranos is kino

you mean like when he sucked that guy's dick?

>FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things

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>Was Vito gay?
No
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he made such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a man sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication waned off
>would Vito kill Finn in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend

He seemed like a cool guy. Too bad he joined the family knowing they hate gays.

You threw food at Vito. That's gotta be resolved

I have the same big nose as him, and curly hair. But I am neither Italian nor Jewish. What am I ?

a fag. hehe.

Greek

This shit was so true, being a neet into the workforce is hell.

>8 grand for a model train

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Greek aka turk

>Not getting a job where you move around a lot and the hours fly by

I'm a metal fabricator and welder and when you work on a job like that the time does pass quite quickly

Jobs where your boss cracks the whip to make you stack shelves or serve customers is hell

Up in tha dubzz

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just seen a really glaring continuity error in sopranos
uncle june goes to blend some meat and milk to get his nutrition somehow
he forgets to put lid on blender and it sprays over him
hee turns it off after a second
tony comes in and after a convo says you want this? and pours it out completely blended