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uh oh , it looks like they don't have as many females working in their space program as NASA.
china messed their landing up so the shitters have no hope. respect to india for running a space program with 1/1000th our budget and still doing an okay job.
>poo on the loo(na)
>not even 2020 yet
...i-is it happening?
Are they gonna put a turd on the moon instead of a flag?
All these faggots landing toy cars on the moon like it’s impressive when America landing fucking people there over 50 years ago
We put actual men on it in the 60s who cares
Haha imagine aliens finding the radiation bleached poo in 500 years haha how do you think it would smell haha I bet it wouldn’t have any smell anymore but it was (Formerly) really REALLY bad haha
this is the moment Ameriica sees the real moon and learns their own landing was fake.
Btw this wasn’t me haha it was my friend when I was in the bathroom and it was a question for homework haha
its good practice for doing the same thing at a place much further away like mars. The Russians had lunar rovers in the 70s.
>ameritards spend their time posting insipid shit like this
>meanwhile based indians are literally putting their feces on another celestial body
The Poon Landing
Well, pardon us... Mr. Gucci Loafers
The USA already put shit on the moon in the 60s. They filled the lunar lander with garbage and bags of poop , then jettisoned it to crash into the moon.
>90% of India hasnt got clean water or toilets yet.
>lets put a spaceship on the Moon, just because.
gotta get those priorities right.
>india
>kino
Go off yourself.
drink bleach mass replying subhuman
Time to see how fake this looks. I would say it can't look any stupider than the Apollo footage, but this is India we're talking about.
>tfw this is the origin of lunar life/civilization in millions of years
Dark Side Of The Poo
>both posting on a bhutanese sandal making forum
B'luru Centre is kinda cool, feels like a scifi name for something. All of our shit is named like Discovery and Cape Canaveral.
You're very stupid. Thinking like that has us still approving laws so people can fuck their own asses instead of exploring galaxies. Maybe you're a woman?
Have sex, incel
For what purpose? No better use of money in India than putting an rc car on the moon?
>exploring galaxies
did you? wow! what part did you play in the space program?
> i bragged about it on a tibetan rug-weaving forum fifty years after it happened
Is there any actual footage or just shots of Indian people?
The Great Poo-In-Loonar Landing
>This is one small shit for man...
LMAO WHEN POOS DO ENGLISH COLLOQUIALISMS
>DOWN TO THE T!
relax pajeet, i know being part of an underdeveloped country trying to play catch-up with the greatest nation in the world must be hard.
Look at that cinematography, Kubrick absolutely BTFO
wow fake as fuck
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>THE MOVIE? SLAMMIN
>THE SOUNDSYSTEM? BUMPIN
>THE POPCORN? DARE I SAY....
>P O P P I N
IS IT GONNA CONFIRM???
One.., Giant squeeze for mankind
Let them have their little victories, user
So did it crash or what?
Prove it (protip: you cannot)
OH NO NO NO NO
lmao it crashed
ITS JUST A SLIGHT DEVIATION!
Seems like it either crashed or they lost it right before it was supposed to land
What do you call this style?
It's happening lads!
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Dark side of my balls
SLIGHT DEVIATION
POOOOOOOO
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
A chemover.
>human beings land a rover on the moon 50+ years ago
>subhuman streetshitters can't manage it in 2019
Dotheadacide when?
>SUPERPOOWER
India lands on the moon.
Sitar music starts playing.
F
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PLAYING THE SITAR WITH MY TOES
Rip it's lost
The honorable prime minister is demanding an explanation.
Memes aside sitar is fun to play, it's like the koto and guitar in one thing
imagine being modi right now
poor guy
jesus all these flashing graphics are going to give me a stroke, is this normal for poo poo broadcasts?
How the fuck did it manage to deviate that far from the landing zone?
Dont worry guys the landing has just been delayed
fucking this
Have you never witnessed poo in the cinema?
ON HOLD WITH TECH SUPPORT
>remix by basshunter
This is the swedish version of when David Bowie and Freddie Mercury sang together.
did their computers freeze or what? there's the same image for 10 minutes
I was in charge, how did I do?
>lander now in breaking phase
They even had a phase ready for when it shakes itself to pieces
Miscommunication. Half the team in charge of landing went outside to take a shit, and the other half were too busy pretending to be microsoft employees on their phones to keep track of it.
everyone died
IT WAS ON THE TRAGIC TREE
So many braindead mind control victims.
Tiresome.jpeg
It's all according to plan guys dont worry
>bated breath
Damn, what a disappointment. Here I thought my bros in poo land would have accomplished something of value.
>a south african that believes we live in a simulation was responsible for the creation rockets that could land on re -entry vs a rising economic superpower with infinite money
>yfw they've never actually seen the moon-lander, they just trusted kitboga when he said he was launching a moon program on their behalf
The India-flag-coloured theme would have looked like shit on its own. The epileptic change of graphics just to say the same thing over and over is just the cherry on top.
>Chandrayaan2
>2
>FUCKING 2
What happened to 1?
THEY FUCKING FAILED
A BILLION PRAYERS ON LIPS
my fucking sides
When will they send the first Cow in to space?
They thought ithad a witch in it. Currently floating down the Ganges
2 is better than 1 so they started at 2
Hardly surprising, I wouldn't trust those monkeys to land a paper aeroplane, never mind a lunar rover.
The real question is how long until assblasted Indians start blaming either Pakistan or Britain for this failure?
I'm guessing it tilted over during the hover phase and then swung down hard onto the surface
Stop being negative, it landed. Just it was at very high speed that resulted in its explosion. But it still landed.
Actually this team was LED by two women.
Which is why they failed of course.
OH SHIT:
Indians just can't keep themselves from doing a #2.
I bet it had Windows 10 as operating system
Wouldn't a crash on the moon still technically be a landing? Remember guys: we ARE talking about Pajeets here.
1 is for pee
2 is for poo
WOMYN IN STEM!!
*LANDER EXPLODES*
>India's Government hired M. Night Shamaladingdong to do a "Kubrick" on their moon landing.
>The twist is making it look like a failure.
BRAVO M. NIGHT
Jokes aside, probably. Also, if I'm not mistaken, this will make them the first people to ever die on the moon
Pretty sure the first lunar "landings" were all crashes. But those things were designed to be slammed into the moon, not land gently.
are they gonna poo in the moon?
>India.
No... That shit was 98 still.
Dude there's nobody on the lander, this isn't KSP
Underrated
>the first people to ever die on the moon
It's not manned. So they don't even have the hope of claiming the moon as an Indian graveyard.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT RENDERED ROVER.
Will the fire rise after this?
wait, what?
what's even the point then?
Unmanned.
Also
>Indians
>People
Baby steps
India just fell on its face, again
Based. Wish you bros good luck
So when's the next attempt?
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Serious? Fucking brainlet.
look like some dirty ass Indonesians
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
That's what you think.
>Two dirty pajeets of their lowest caste are encased, steering the shuttle with two worn out paddles sticking out of it (believing in the aether theory)
>Tecnically, they are not people in their eyes, so it's A-Ok
damn the new tool album is fire
God dammit the Joker has not been released yet.
Hold your fire. I repeat hold your fire.
Landing a vehicle on the moon. Only three other countries have ever done that and they were all superpowers. Also if it had been a success then landing with people might be the next step.
>I-IT'S NOT OWA UNTIL IT'S OWA
>LANDA, PLS RESPOND
Why didn't they call it Spootnick 2?
THEN WE NOTICED A VIGGLE AND IT SEEMED TO DEWIATE!
>Hair products mixed with methane and your regular human feces.
Imagine the smell.
Better luck next time poos. I'd rather see India on the moon than the soulless chinese.
With the way "AI" has sometimes just been some Indians doing things remotely it wouldn't really surprise me if a country tried to pull a fast one like that.
what do rumia's panties have to do with space exploration?
The only countries which achieved a moon landing were white, and in their golden age.
The nips haven't done it, the kikes can't do it and there is no ways street shitters will either.
Trips confirm.
At least China gave their people toilets, instead of sending their lower castes to shit on the beaches and streets.
Based retard. Imagine being this sheltered
Lord Vishnu is pissed about something.
Perhaps they should review their tax policy.
people street shit in China on the regular, broham
>THE LANDER WAS PROGRAMMED TO HANDLE EVERYTHING ON ITS OWN
>THE FIFTH ENGINE DIDN'T FIRE, PROBABLY PAKISTANI SABOTAGE, BUT 5TH ENGINE DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY
>TRAJECTORY DATA GUARANTEES A CRASH? FAKE TELEMETRY.
>EVERYTHING AS PLANNED. SUPERPOWER BY 2020.
This is so tense I'm gonna SHIT MAH PANTS
HOPE
It’s getting tense lads
PLEASE TO RECEIVING THE MESSAGE: THE POO HAS MISSED THE LOO
REPEAT: THE POO HAS MISSED THE LOO
If only they had shaped it like an elephant, the mission would have been a success under Ganesha's blessing.
>and in their golden age.
china did , but of course they are going to become the largest economy and superpower this century.
>India vs Pakistan in the comments
LANDING DELAYED
poo on moon
WE HAV NOW LAUNCHED AGAINST PAKISTAAN.
THOSE MUSLIM DEVILS SABOTAGED ENGINE FIVE.
LOL
kek
I T S O V E R
S
R
O
*audience cheers*
I'm losing my shit with these visual effects.
The fesses has landed.
MODI GAVE EM THE BACK SLAP OF DEATH
THOSE TEAM LEADERS ARE GONNA BE FLOATING IN THE GANGES BY THE END OF BUSINESS
>pepelaughs in chat
Based
what's the poomander in chief saying?
Why didn't they just green screen the event?
Is it ogre?
DA BOOS OF MORRRRRRALL
Yes hello sir please to be announcing the development of the rockets upon further inspection blown up. Yes sir I am very sorry sir, please send all question to [email protected]
I just got here what happened?
A GOOD GENERAL!
>THOSE TEAM LEADERS ARE GONNA BE FLOATING IN THE GANGES BY THE END OF BUSINESS
GOTTA FLUSH
SUPERPOOPER 2020
Wtf, are indian scientists just RTS units?
It’s just a slight deviation
He's telling them that their computers have many wiruses, and for only 99 YouEss Dollers he will install the antiwirus program.
Superpower status:
D E L A Y E D
Why are they acting like the PM is Allah himself?
So real!
>it fucking crashed
>they're about to land?
>cut the connection
Source?
>please try again in half hour when we are back from prayer
COMMUNICATION TO LANDER DISCONNECTED
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHHHHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Still better than america filming it instead of trying it
Richard Garriot had landers in the 70s you mean.
DOMP EEEEET
>2013
>kotaku
Cool story Davido Kun
>children
Yeah, comparing a 4 year old's intelligence to an adult indian is actually a fair match if the indian is given some leeway.
moreliek hanuman without any divine powers
HOLLOW
THANK YOU PM FOR THE GREAT WORDS OF WISOM. HOW NICE GET THE PICTURE WIT DA CHILDREN
QUICK
Which animal-headed god do we pray to so the data arrives?
>can I get real time data if there is shit on a China street please?
Let me guess... they used poo made cables in the spaceshit and they didn't worked...
Impactors are probes too.
PROMISES WERE MADE THAT WERE NOT KEPT
>Лyнoхoд claims another victim
why do those little shits ask such cringeworthy questions and why are they talking in english (or trying to) withtheir own PM?
>Ganesh
Superconductive manure.
You joke, but shaping a space ship as the God of Safe Travel just for some extra hope would be kino as fuck.
Cast the inevitable Bollywood musical drama action biopic
S U P E R P O W E R
>and why are they talking in english (or trying to) withtheir own PM?
India superpowah now, engrish is internatona langague
did the moon people shut it down
By the looks of things they did a Manure-uver.
the missed the DESIGNATED landing zone
>Muh body language.
What do they keep talking about that?
FAR
FROM
OVER
Idris elba
I saw a few angry comments thrown at China too lol
>you will never be backslapped by your PM after cratering a 10 ton probe into the moon
about ready to end it lads
>there is no such thing as failure in science and exploration
>yfw India just shat the bed
Its not over until you see the picture perfect crash
There is still hoop
>poo on the loo(na)
That was a great pun and I enjoyed it.
>It's still a success, guys
>You can only win in science
>We still can make butiful pictures
>Orbiter(kek) is still around, guys
>A week later.
>Probes/observatories from NASA report a brown crater on the surface of the moon.
WE DID IT BOYS.
>diapers are really expensive in China so parents let their kids shit in the street instead of their pants, and sometimes retarded kids keep doing it into adolescence but are looked down upon by the other Chinese people as retards
>this is somehow the same as the beaches being filled with people shitting before they go to work each morning in India
Sure thing, pajeet.
>As long as there is hope there is a future
Why do Indians talk like cliche Hollywood movies?
How much money the wasted in this that they could use to for example fix their trains?
If it crashed on the moon doesn't that count as a landing
Sandip is going into the Ganges
Don't worry. That money would have ended in politicians' pockets so it's okay.
DESNEEDATED
What the fuck is this guy saying, big giants and little giants? wat
WE STAND ON THE SMALLER GIANTS AND WE BECOME THE LARGER GIANTS
Wasting money in making a fucking moon landing when it doesn't have any sense and never had any sense. It was a competition between the USA and the Soviet Union back in the 60s. Now who cares? Imagine wasting so much money to promote your country and take some photos of gray powder.
WHY DO THEY LOOK SO FUCKING DIRTY, HOLY SHIT.
$124 million
Or a public campaign to remove street shitting. Jokes aside, it's a serious issue and would dramatically increase the amount of tourists the country got and profits from tourism if they would clamp down on it
He watched Infinity War with Dinklage.
It would confuse anyone.
Crash is not the same as landing my friend.
VERY
BEEG
ACHEEVMENT
MUH ORBITER
That is fuckin cheap considering
>Or a public campaign to remove street shitting.
They tried to do that in the rural areas, convince people to shit in toilette that the government built and they killed one of the guys from the government.
>PK GHOSH - SPACE STRATEGIST
4D Chess
POONUTS
>lunarians blew up the probe
KEK
Stay off the moon fuckfaces
>this lisp
Yes poonuts are cheaper
How do they use the bathroom if there's no streets in space?
Let's be honest here, if you were an Indian would you stick with your own language or would you use the internet to try and learn as good English as possible so you'd have a chance at another life?
It's like those African countries who are former French colonies, who are considering changing the school curriculum and make English the official language instead of French. Because the kids just have so much more info available to them in English and therefore a better chance at education.
i still think in the grand scheme of things getting anything from earth onto the moon surface is impressive
ISRO launches satellites for many countries cheaply. Mars mission was like $400 million
Press P to poo in it
Lmao did it crash?
Can indians do anything right?
Don't fucking reply to me again or i'm gonna kick your ass.
Then they clearly didn't try hard enough. When the mafia kills public officials and refuses to bow to the government, you don't just accept their presence (unless you're a weak shitty nation like Italy), you push back harder and harder until the problem's fixed
>Americans had it no better
Now he's shit flinging.
P
Poo flinging won't make the lander communicate.
>USSR and USA land probes on the moon in 1960s
>India cannot do it with 21st century tech
I don't think building rockets is impressive anymore. Building and landing Mars and Venus crafts is a lot more fun
3.6 poos in loo, not great not terrible
God they should check the roof
Did he die? He was just beeing himself
>Lost communication 2.1 Km above the Moon.
The methane from the shit-fueled shuttle burned away too fast
THERE WILL BE LEARNINGS THERE AS WELL
The tower of babel story is so insightful. Speaking a common language only brings prosperity and knowledge and opportunity to people. We truly would be unstoppable as a species without the language barrier. Too bad people have developed such a sentimental relationship with languages, such that they'd intentionally handicap themselves in order to preserve their culture.
So were there actual poos on board?
>So many lessons learned.
Like not wasting money in impossibles and invest in the country instead?
BORN IN A SMALL VILLAGE
>uh oh , it looks like they don't have as many females working in their space program as NASA.
and it just failed miserably
JESUS CHRIST. Can we get a real country to circle a probe around and see what kind of damage they did to my precious moon?
I feel bad for them, but I can't stop laffing.
>soft landing that was not yet confirmed
NEW FOOTAGE FROM THE COMMAND ROOM JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THE ACCIDENT
>I-india wasn't trying the easy way to land like those other countries
this cope lmao
A documentary I saw showed how the poorer people in the big cities didn't even have indoor plumbing. So it was either street-shitting or standing in line to use a diseased-looking public toilet. Some neighbourhoods kept their toilet locked to keep it functioning and devoid of interlopers. So in many cases it's not even a case of teaching people to stop shitting in the streets, it's a simple case of using tax money to extend proper indoor plumbing to all households in the cities. This is the kind of stuff Britain started doing in London in the fucking Victorian era, but India would rather throw away their money on nukes and space missions to make their dicks look big.
If you were shown a society that did that in a dystopian movie you'd think it was too unbelievable compared to stuff like Blade Runner.
No! You should try to fling your poo as far as possible.
When it sticks you have a foothold to new loo prosperity.
>Lost communication 2.1 Km above the Moon.
Hang on. It only takes about 2.5 seconds to a communication back to Earth from the moon. If the engine only failed communication would have came back. It either had a power failure or it exploded.
Those bees are fucking huge.
VE VILL BE SUCCESSFUL
LATER ON
>The tower of babel story is so insightful.
But it seems like you forgot the ending
Is this an Indian tech priest praying to the machine spirit?
Redpill me on the Indian space mission, what happened here
The part where God was a complete asshole and cursed humanity into not understanding each other?
>that fucking stream
SNEEDING
Checked.
He is a jealous asshole and that is why one should pray to Odin.
Right? They're the size of hornets!
YOU FUCK WITH REMOVING APU AND SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
>whitey on the moon
nice nigger attitude you have
I can't argue with that.
Is this a major news network? Looks low budget as shit
Back to the shitting streets with you
the comedy writes itself
SOOOOOO SORRRRYYYYYYY
>Them quality CGI commercials.
Top Kino
>you will never be the first person to shit on the moon
wtf is happening
lmao that "successful landing" footage for a second
>So cringe they ask for forgiveness beforehand.
India tried and failed. I guess it's a lot harder than it looks.
Oh you mean actually shit on the surface of the moon?
Godamn that's setting the bar high user.
Its a logistical nightmare
>God is basically a natural order
>Bunch of people team up to build a tower so big that it will reach God (Challenge the natural order of things)
>Shit backfires
>"Oh no, why God is such an asshole"
Globalist are a bunch of sci-fi loving brainlets.
>we
You had nothing to do with it
>near stellar achievement of a near landing on the moon
...
>Not putting robo-tanks
Pathetic amerimutt
Fucking kek.
>Indians
>Going outside to take a shit
I don't think you understand how advanced the Indian space program is user. We have designated shitting mission controls here.
Imagine a moon war...
Does congress know about this?
Make it happen Amerimuts
underrated
>Poohammer 40K
They knew it was gonna fail the first time, So they're just gonna pretend that Chandrayaa1 is the first and that they got the landing right on first try.
Indians and their 4D chess, I swear.
"Poo in loo" was literally exactly that.
focus the camera shiv
>EXPECTS TO LAND ON MOON
>CANT FOCUS A CAMERA
SUPERPOWER 2020
We're all America, faggot. I'm sorry your pathetic, shitstain of a country is all divided and shit and will never thrive because of it.
What the fuck is going on with the constant banners changing on the top and bottom of the stream?
based Indians in the chat blaming Pakistan and asking for feet pics
please do the needful and land on moon sirs
Indians are low IQ and need constant changing colours to keep their attention
LMAO SUPER POWER 2020 what a joke
based
>amerimutts keep landing little cuck probes on the moon to give people ebin desktop wallpapers
>poochads succesfully nuke the moon on their first try
Explain yourselves, burgerfats.
It was Pakistan.
Five pillars of Islam... Engine five.
ISRO TRADITION WHEN THINGS GO WRONG WE THROW THE CHAIRMAN IN THE GANGES
It’s actually read as “number 2” not just “2”
>t-the data are being analyzed!
what a shitshow lmao
They are checking how tall the mushroom cloud was.
Was there too much poo, or not enough?
>all these americans laughing at the poos not realizing the US is going have to make India a huge part of its efforts against India
Enjoy the freedom to make fun of them while you still have it
An American already did that.
>all the poos in the chat blaming pakistan
You need the Goldilocks amount of Poo.
You can over or underpoo at any moment.
This is science.
Superchats are pretty fun as well.
the fuck is even there to analyze, it fucking smashed to the surface at full speed
hahahahaha
Nope he means SHIT ON THE MOON, not in the LEM
This is why you don't use liquid diarrhea as your fuel
POOS ARE ALREADY OUR MANPOWER COUNTER TO THE CHINKS
Not great, not terrible
>the US is going have to make India a huge part of its efforts against India
I thought Pajeets could all speak English from all the British rape?
Dude, 74 m/s is like 220 miles per hour.
Tha's on hellova shitstain.
is he ok?
Why cant they just switch the camera to the debris?
India is already fucking India up though
Lets hope India and India never launch at each other.
*SHITTING UP
wow this is a kino add
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY
Is this some metaphorical ad about the Indian people only being able to stop the falling value of Indian dollars as a team or what?