Why do people make fun of small penises in films but old famous statues had men with small penises?

these white boys got some dick sucking lips

Greeks literally thought big dicks were disgusting and barbaric. They even painted their enemies on walls with big dicks.
I do wonder what their wives thought

Sure you do pal

I absolutely fucking do

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they all fucked young boys back then so it was better to have a small penis

why does this image have a Yea Forums filename if its you

This is the largest accountant I have ever seen

>stretchmarks on your arms
take it easy, champ. just like with losing weight you don't want to get big TOO fast.

I don't get why we judge dicks in flaccid state. It has no bearing on erect size, and yet women still don't get it to this day.

Like others jave said the Greeks were not about lust. They valued keeping your body and mind in top shape and havijg the discipline to overcome the more basic desires such as lust.

How much would it cost to buy David, do you think? We'll pretend I'm doing charity, renovating the building, and then switch out the statues with a very convincing laser-cut fake so the public doesn't get upset.

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so pay someone to steal it?

natty?

A big dick was an animalistic brutish thing. It was associated with barbarism and rape too.

but that would require effort, user

Reminder that the statue is probably going to fall down at some point because the ankles are riddled with stress fractures from its immense weight, and they have to constantly repair and fill the gaps, but it keeps getting worse
So little of the original material remains that its arguable that its not even the same statue anymore.

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Kikes. Juden. Children of Satan, father of lies. Den of thieves. Synagogue of Satan. Hook nosed goblin faced demons.

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Much like the Mona Lisa, theres a good chance that the one you see on display isn't actually the original.
So, you're risking spending possibly hundreds of millions on a replica

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columbine duo were jewish?

>I do wonder what their wives thought
It was regarded in the same lines as bestiality

>tfw have Davids dick
>even before the internet people would always drop the omg why is he so small lmao line whenever they see it

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Reminds me of that philosophical thing with the boat.
Its hundreds of years old, but over time they've replaced the sails, the rigging, every plank in the hull, replaced the rotting figurehead with a replica, everything.
At what point does is stop being its old self?

Even we replace every cell in our bodies every 14 years or something like that. Are we still.. us?

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forward.com/news/breaking-news/333862/columbine-shooter-had-jewish-roots-dreaded-passover-seder/
More like this come up when you Google it, yes they were.

>mfw can't have sex cause my dick keeps getting out
when will this pain go away

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>all statues have small penises
tell that to this chad
from Kunsthistorisches Museum In Wien

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Eh. So was fucking black men in the 19th century but that didn't stop quite a few ladies

Same reason burgers make fun of virgins.
Jewish parasites

Underrated.

He's my CPA during the week and crossfit trainer on the weekends.

people are delusional about penises because porn
7" is 99th percentile dong
and flaccid has very little correlation with erect length so david could have a big erect dong

No, it would be very official with whoever is the "owner" of the statue, verification of the authenticity, etc. It would be just kept secret among private parties. If you're rich enough to buy this statue, you can probably spend hundreds of millions keeping people quiet.

Flaccid size doesn't count

What is a man?!?

BEHOLD, A MAN

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not with all these feathers

>flacid
vs
>erect
You one of them religious people that skipped biology class cuz its all Satans words?

a statue with a big dick was in poor taste, still is

funnily enough I believe that piece is supposed to be a statue of Satan or a Devil

Why don't they add some structure to support it? It might detract from the aesthetics somewhat, but that's far more forgivable than letting it risk collapsing

women don't even understand the concept of flacid

Stop LARPing as some other dude user. That pictures been posted on/fit/ a hundred times

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

Looks more like asian(chinese) statuse, but im not expert in any form.

I may be an idiot, but why not suspend it in water? Wouldn’t that relieve much of the stress on the statue while preserving the aesthetic?

negrification of america

you mean before the slaves were freed and women started to become less racist?

He was terrified because he was about to fight Goliath.

BASED

This might work in more dense fluid.

just so you guys know, david's penis is flaccid in this pic

Because water can be super damaging to rocks, especially older cracked statues.Hell putting water into a crack in a rock and then letting it expand due to frost was a well known way to break rocks. Water would destroy that statue in under a decade.
So yeah that's a dumb idea.

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No one is gona freez it idiot, we are not talking tap water either, more like destyled plus some chemicals to preserve it.

>7" is 99th percentile dong
Fucking COPE, dicklet

>wah wah i hate statistics

Maybe for pathetic white boys.

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Why is he uncut?

t. cumbrain

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/bju.13010

They're just not true. I'm a fag--i know the range of human dicks m8. And no, I don't include blacks in my dating pool.

oh ok nobody would ever lie on the internet!

I also suffer from small flaccid dick but slightly above average when hard. I was drunk with a girl one time and it was taking a little longer to get hard and I think she was disappointed in the size but then she went down on me for a bit and I finally got a proper erection she was all surprised like it was fucking magic or something. It's aggravating because I have full confidence in the size of my dick when hard but do have a slight complex about it when it's flaccid.

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>posting animu fantasy
cope

Fuck smaller women.

It doesn't need to freeze you twat, it just needs to experience shifts in tempature to cause expansions within the cracks holding liquid, because liquid expands or contracts based on heat. The freezing is an extreme example so you might understand a very basic concept, as you said a very stupid idea.

What do i get out of lying about the size of all the dicks ive sucked?

>TFW when 99th percentile
Meh.

you want to be right about some trivial thing for whatever reason

They could literally be growers.
My dick looks basically like that but when I get hard it's near 7 inches.

>tfw massive dong
>all these baby dick faggots crying
Pure Aryan too btw

Seems like a lot of effort m8. Maybe im just telling the truth?

At any rate, if you want to pretend big dicks are incredibly rare, that's your prerogative