Why is this scene so disgusting? Is it because porgs seem to be sentient, self aware, beings?
Why is this scene so disgusting? Is it because porgs seem to be sentient, self aware, beings?
David Hernandez
Hunter Watson
He should have eaten them all
Aaron Cox
Because you're a söyboi.
Aaron Bell
Finally a star wars thread I can get behind.
Brody Brown
I eat meat, but I would be hesitant eating in front of same live animals I'm eating.
Noah Perry
This scene is backlash against fans for our obsession with and criticism of every throwaway installment of nu-wars. In this scene, Chewbacca takes metaphorical revenge on the Ewoks, who became an embarrassment due to fan fixation when they were meant to be background/toy characters.
Jeremiah Campbell
Ironically, ewoks were roasting our heros on a spit. Were they about to eat them?
Julian Myers
Were the Ewoks shown spitroasting things? They could be tied that way for safe transport in the trees.
Either way, porgs are designed to be tortured whereas ewoks are accomplished warriors.
Isaac Thomas
Because TPTB want cannibalism in the public consciousness.
John Young
My dog doesn't care and neither do I.
Kevin Adams
I would eat bacon in front of a pig's mother, and make it smell her delicious bacon scent.
Asher Taylor
Elijah Cook
Cannibalism is part of reality, how could it not be in the public consciousness?
Luis Martin
You eat dog?
Eli Gonzalez
Correct. It's tone-deaf as fuck.
Eli Myers
Fuck all animals, if God didn't want us eating them then why didn't he give them guns?
Owen Scott
Would you eat a dog or a cat?
Andrew Williams
You bet your sweet bippy I would.
Cameron Kelly
pigs will literally eat each others’ corpses so this shouldn’t surprise any of you
Ayden Allen
How about a your mom's vag?
Joshua Robinson
bladu pittu , stop hitting meeee. I didn't know it was your dog!!!
Jordan Rivera
Don't be lewd to my mom, faggot.
Matthew Reed
I bet it tastes like greasy Popeye's chicken.
Luke Cox
Dude, Han tried to blow out the fire they were going to light under him, do you even Star Wars?!
Robert Allen
i have an aquarium with big fat shubunkins in my backyard. old bois.
right next to the aquarium is my grill. i occasionally grill trouts on it. right next to the eyes of my pet fish. they dont give a fuck.
Xavier White
Jason Bell
That's the point. It clearly bothered the Porgs.
Camden Torres
He was vegetarian in the OT
Aiden Smith
source?
Christopher Williams
My ass but big if true
Grayson Allen
>OMIGOD CHEWIE YOU CAN'T JUST EAT THE PORGS, THEY'RE SENTIENT LIFEFORMS!
Liam Evans
Jayden Green
>bladu pittu
prease!