This movie both sucks and blows
Shazam
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chucks and bucks
So does your mother
fucks and sucks
This movie was sick awesome fun time. My friends at RLM said so.
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It was campy in all the right ways. I'd see the sequel before i paid to see another justice league movie.
It's kidkino, exactly as Shazam! should be.
What you mean as it should be?
Is it based on something
Yes. A comics character that's been around for nearly a century.
Biggest problem I had with it was how Billy and his Shazam alter ego felt like two completely different characters, with one being this brooding, sad 14yo and the other a silly, wacky clown.
Also, where the fuck is his "wisdom of Solomon?".
Most of the time he comes off as a bumbling moron.
Billy feels free as Shazam.
>Dude, I AM the fake ID!
This something they've never really gotten right about Spider-Man/Peter Parker, so I was glad to see someone get it right even if it was with a different character.
As for the wisdom, the entire movie is about him "gegting out of his own wah" and unlocking his wisdom. That's what the Sins are talking about when they say, "If the champion comes into his full potential, he will defeat us." Billy has to overcome his obsession with chasing a fantasy family and learn to see the cbance for happiness and family that he's spent his youth running away from. Once he does that, he comes into his full power. Bonus round: in Hebrew folklore and legend, Solomon was said to have had the power of discerning, naming, and binding evil spirits, and it was his wisdom that ultimately defeated Sivana and the Sins.
No it hasn't
/tv fags absolutelt btfo
Shazam!(Captain Marvel) has been around since 1939.
Fucking nice. Levi's facial expressions are comedy gold.
worth it for the last 15 seconds
Then you dont know what a century is you cretin
Good movie
40mins too long
It was comfy as fuck. Oddly enough, it has enough rewatch value that it could come off as a 90s movie
you're just a faggot who only thinks about sucking and blowing dicks instead of properly paying attention and watching a movie
Levi was good at playing a child, but his line delivery was so cringing that it made the kid next to him feels like Al Pacino.
And you don't know what the word "nearly" means, butthurt faggot.
comfy movie, nothing special tho
>(((David F Sandberg)))
Yikes, pass.
Movie was dope
If you have sex with Billy when he’s Shazam’d is it statuatory?
It was behind its time
That's right. I'm glad I pirated it.
So it was good? I enjoy when I get sucked and blown.
>t. seething s*yderfag fan
>Biggest problem I had with it was how Billy and his Shazam alter ego felt like two completely different characters
It's hard to explain in 2000 characters, but they sort of are different personalities.