The Lost Boys

Personally I find it funny and I don't think you have to be gay to find gay vampires amusing. This stuff doesn't have to be treated seriously in every depiction.

>homo
Someone has no male friends.

What's the gay shit? A group of boys living in a cave together?

Eitheer conscious or subconscious, Schumacher has gay shit in his movies. (See: Batnipples). Maybe its more of a relic of its time, but holy fuck, there are some over and undertones and your shirtless oiled up beefcake saxophone player just BLATANTLY adds to it.

This isn't a knock on brotherhood between males. This is just kbowing the lead actor inky got the job because he had pouty dick sucking lips, and of course girls are gonna go wild over that.

Vampire town is Santa Cruz Ca. It was called the murder capitol of the world when Ed Kemper murdered girls from UC Santa Cruz.

the posters of semi naked oiled up men all over 14 year old Sam's wall maybe?

Joel Schumacher is an open homo and a notorious pedo. It’s widely thought that he is one of the the bigwigs who raped Corey haim that Feldman is always alluding to.

I totally believe it.

OH YEAH, I don't think I ever payed attention to that. But now that you mention it, that was actually very gay. I think maybe I just chalked it up to some white teen in the 80's shit I just didn't understand.

Childhood kino

Anne Rice's vampires were gay-ish, but it wasn't blatant. It was more subdued.

Blade and the Underworld movies are the only ones that got the vampire right: a dangerous hypersexualized shameless monster.

protag gets a train run on him by the lost boys and takes their blood/disease

.>protag gets a train run on him

That's deep as fuck. You should seriously consider writing film reviews.

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Shit, I forgot the photo

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The real Santa Cruz boardwalk where this was filmed is scarier than the hairspray vampires.

And if she'd released the puppies, the movie might have some redemption.

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It was shit. Top tier butter-chest fagpyre movie.
There are only 2 or 3 vampire movies that are good at all. The rest are fashion and gay interest.

probably full of homeless drug addicts and cholos now.

STILL BELIEVE!!!
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white culture was pretty cool while it lasted.

80s comfy kino
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>was just watching a cry little sister clip
The hivemind is getting all too real lately.
On another note, what are some good movies with Kiefer? I really liked him in Twin Peaks even if it was a relatively minor role.

Stand by me

AND I STILL BELIEVE

Young Guns (both) are pretty cool fun movies.

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Dark City

>The Cowboy Way (1994)
>Two championship rodeo partners travel to New York to find their missing friend, Nacho Salazar who went missing there.

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If you still believe, then watch this, it is great.

All vampire stories are gay. Vampires are an inherently gay subject matter.

>your shirtless oiled up beefcake saxophone player

That's just how the 80s were.

Will "/smg/ Sax Man General" be the next in thing?

He plays the big bad wolf.

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I liked it better when it was called Phantom Blood.

I STILL BELIEVE

>shirtless oiled up beefcake saxophone player
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>semi naked oiled up men all over 14 year old Sam's wall
>that was actually very gay. I think maybe I just chalked it up to some white teen in the 80's shit
It wasn't gay you fruitcake zoomers. It was the fucking 1980s. That is how the culture was. It wasn't until your gender fluid generation arrived that these things became gay. Pic related. Yes they look like men trying to be women. No they were not interpreted by the general public that way when the album came out. Yes the band slayed more pussy then 100 of your modern faggot bands will ever slay.

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>It wasn't gay you fruitcake zoomers. It was the fucking 1980s. That is how the culture was. It wasn't until your gender fluid generation arrived that these things became gay. Pic related. Yes they look like men trying to be women. No they were not interpreted by the general public that way when the album came out. Yes the band slayed more pussy then 100 of your modern faggot bands will ever slay.
Truth

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Name them, you annoying Cum Drop

Where did it all go so wrong? How is it that the generations that grew up after the 1980s became so uncomfortable with masculinity that a sexy ripped heterosexual white male chad musician is something that can't be comprehended by them without homosexual overtones?

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I blame the rise of hip-hop.

>Movie has David Schwimmer as the bad guy.

Fucking based.

Grunge certainly didn't help either. Cobain and his ilk were more homo then hair bands ever where.

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buddy cop kino
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Based boomer telling it to these zoomers like it was
t: boomer

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>white males with bear rugs on their chest singing about banging 17 year old girls to a hard rock soundtrack
Hell yah. Those were the days. *sips*
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FUCK HAIR METAL
This is a straight males room to you? AT ANY TIME.
GO ON, tell me how young boys had a tremendous respect for Rob Lowes acting talent in the 80's.

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watched this a lot as a kid

>That's just how the 80s were.

Then the 80s were gay and no wonder AIDS came out of it as a result

Poison was the epitome of queermo glam metal grown men wearing makeup faggotry. No wonder that fucking phase didn't make it far past the end of that decade. youtu.be/-RWsqrBrDXY

>No they were not interpreted by the general public that way when the album came out.

There were straight guys on Sunset Blvd. saying they would legitimately fuck the women of Twisted Sister, Posion and the rest of those hairbands.

The only reason Bret and Jim Neidhart wore pink is because the WWF seamstress literally had nothing else available for them. Bret wasn't feeling it and took it to Jim who shot the idea down immediately but pressure was being put on them to update their look. A week goes by and with nothing else but the seamstress hyping up this hot ponk she had, Jim, to his credit, did a complete 180 and decided maybe pink wouldn't be so bad. It was such a hit, that the cameras in the arenas had their sensors burnt out over how bright the outfits were.

There was no sexual or homo connotations made at all and this was mid to late 80s. Whatsoever.

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And I'm not a zoomer

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>projecting gay
Posters weren't hung on walls by kids in the 1980s because they had tremendous respect for acting talent. They were hung because they were role models that were considered "cool". Again, I don't expect younger generations to understand. You are all what would have been considered "queers" in the 1980s even the more hetro ones among you. I'm just telling you like it was. Go cry on reddit if you are that upset. I'm sure there you will find many sympathetic voices to support your closet homo tendencies there.
So you are a millenial faggot. There is no difference.
inb4 you deny your homosexual tendencies readily apparent through the way you view the world and culture from before your time.

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>They were hung because they were role models that were considered "cool"

Dude you can't see the difference in your picture and the one of Rob Lowe?

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He's Gen X, get it right.

First half is ten times better than the second.

I want to sex her then ride around on my dirt bike

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Best horror comedy ever made, and the horror is as strong as the comedy, which is impossible to pull off. Name an equal/better one?

That's the hill you wanna die on dude, by all means. The 80s made faggotry mainstream, boy bands, big hair, mullets, shitty pop music with overuse of synthesizers to go along with their shitty music videos. And you're only coping mechanism is to label anyone that doesn't view that shitty decade through rose tinted glasses and get the same half-chub nostalgia boners you're bloated ass is lucky to get these days is to call them names like millenial and zoomer.

The 80s were fucking terrible and its ground zero to the faggotry and trannies and batshit sexual crap we have these days, bar none. And anyone saying, "That's just how it was at the tiiiiime, maaaan" just makes any opinion or anything from said person discarded and ignored like everyone else from that time deserves and shoved into the corner where no one acknowledges them, like the homeless.

Fuck the 80s and fuck you

AIDS came out of the massive orgies and pre-AIDS bugchasing of the 70s. When people had no sympathy for gays with GRID at first, it wasn't homophobia, it was remembering a couple of years back when gays were boasting about having massive orgies every night because penicillin supposedly ended VD.