Almost 160 minutes of Mauler kino! It took an entire summer, but it's finally here!
It's up!
>a 2.5 review of a shitty season
fuck you
>s7 ending
>We'll kill the night king together you have my word
>S8 e1
>The bitch made me bend the knee, I swear!
No need for a 10 hour rant to dismantle that show
>Brevity is the soul of wit
-Mike Stocklasa, RLM
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE
quality>quantity
>a shitty season
wrong
of a shitty episode
learn to fucking read idiot
LONG MAN BAD
I don't think there's anything left to be said at this point
I'd honestly rather watch GoT than watch some faggot talk about it for almost 3 hours.
imagine being so mad that you facedox somebody who doesn’t like the same things you do.
>review longer than the episode itself
kill yourself
Mauler never has particularly good insights. Like many reviewers, he never criticizes a film or show on a thematic, cinematic, or even a production level, only from an in-universe perspective.
lol you mad faggot OP?
Mauler is just a condescending prick who thinks his opinions are somehow the objective truth while everyone else is either "wrong" or "blinded by feelings". I haven't even watched GOT
have you ever discussed a scene from a movie, or a line? I'm fairly sure doing so took you longer than took the scene to play out or the line to be said
also it takes a second to say some inane bullshit, but to prove such bullshit wrong would require a lot of work to dismantle it
audiences only care about the plot and characters anyway
>facedox
>from embarrassing videos on his youtube channel
Not my fault he got terrified of people realizing what he looked like after making fun of people for hours on end in his livestreams with the worst furries on earth
that's just blatantly disingenous and malign
THAT HAIRLINE WHAT THE FUCK
True but it's a game of thrones episode you're talking about. It warrants about 10 minutes at most.
for people who cared about it for whatever reasons warrants a lot more
nah it doesn't
Lmao who gives a fuck? Most people already blocked it out of their memory
Or the issue is just how insanely popular Game of Thrones ended up being. Because there are good things about it or at least there were that the general public did like about it. So the fact that the last couple of seasons, or I guess I should say the last 4, could backpedal so hard on the things people like about it kind of makes people want to do an autopsy to try and understand how things went so wrong. Yes anybody who was already into the fantasy genre probably can't understand what went wrong. But your average watcher probably wouldn't
Even still I will say that this video is unnecessary. The Bones have already been picked clean about why season 8 was terrible
He does not look like how he sounds
I would.
only literal faggots care about themes
Sure, let me just spend more than two and a half hours listening to some autist sperging out over a tv episode that aired four months ago when I could watch some actual kino like The Dark Knight Rises in the same amount of time.
Benioff or Weiss, is that you?
I do not enjoy Mauler because I actually have things to do. When I sit down to listen to something for several hours, it better be readings from Will Durant or a Yale lecture about my academic subject. Perhaps a docukino on Robert McNamara, or how Iaccoca saved Chrysler. Plinkett was smart in making his Last Jedi video roughly an hour- Mike's longest review was never longer than two. Mauler's pedantic, obsessive dialogue in his heady, petty, never-changing smug cadence and inflections makes his reviews the audio equivalent of listening to your suicidal-depressed uncle at a family event.
God what a fucking loser
apparently it does
I remember he spent a good bit of time criticizing the “It has themes” bit TLJ defenders use and I think the takeaway was “it doesn’t, you’re just making up patterns with over-broad concepts.” But running through a movie line-by-line is a shit way to criticize any overarching elements like themes. That should be done in a separate section at the end but I guess that’ll only freak out the people who can’t handle anything longer than a sound bite even more.
GoT is old news. It's such a boring topic.
>he typed while browsing Yea Forums
was Lindsay better?
youtube.com
youtube.com
>he still has to do episode 6
fuck star wars TFA is never ever getting finished
Is this a zoomer thing? Expecting videos to be 10 minutes or less and getting mad when they’re not? This shit is grade A comfy for playing in the background while driving somewhere or playing video games, why the fuck should it be shorter?
no but i'll tell you who was, based glidus.
>disgusting dirty curtains
>completely blank walls
>pictures of toys on his bedspread
>crosseyed to fuck
Is anyone honestly surprised the person who makes 8 hours video on why Disney Star Wars is bad is incomprehensibly autistic?
My question is why do so many people defend him? How can you criticize Disney Star Wars for being infantile soulless trash yet people are okay with autists wasting their lives talking about it endlessly?
KEK
I was waiting for someone to actually post this
>Oh Jesus fucking Christ, look at him
>Is anyone honestly surprised the person who makes 8 hours video on why Disney Star Wars is bad is incomprehensibly autistic?
No, that is expected. Does not mean he's wrong though.
They have nothing better to do than bitch about Star Wars or watch an autist debunk other autists in a 6 hour stream.
>n-no I unlisted those. Keep drawing me as the skinny gas mask guy with the objectivity gun that was inspired by the Nostalgia Critic
he cute
Thanks OP I'm genuinely looking forward to watching this, unironically
I wouldn't find it if it wasn't in his publically available playlist.
>how can you criticize X but be okay with some autist also criticizing X
user are you feeling okay?
I like Lindsey, I really do, but her Dany bias was really showing throughout her videos. She's quick to say how John isn't deserving of the throne by downplaying his accomplishments but never wants to talk about Daenerys's faults and why she wouldn't be perfect for the throne either.
Very wrong. Listened to his entire dark souls 2 beat down on haych bomber guy and I would argue that 99% of his arguments case from an objective “does it work or not” perspective. Granted he certainly isn’t perfect and did resort to opinionated arguments but it was seldom and obvious. When he shows evidence of a mechanic being detrimental (like the shit ass lock in system that will let you swing the other way) that’s pretty objective.
To me he sounds like a 30 year old, dark haired man with deep set eyes and a thin face.
3 years who knows how he changed but he seems to be naturally stocky I thought he would be leaner. Maybe with glasses. Now for Rags and Wolf before he kills himself (just out of curiosity I have no reason to take them down I do listen to their streams).
Voxis guy also did a face reveal with his normal voice. Does he have some voice synthesizer he uses when he visits other people's streams?
He's only getting balder and fatter
im not surprised
Criticizing isn’t the same as turning it into your livelihood and getting obese while you waste hundreds of hours talking about shitty movies that everyone knows is shitty
>2 1/2 hour long video telling us why GoT S8E05 is shit
>a couple of months after we all discussed this with each other and came to a definitive conclusion and have moved on from this shit.
What's the point?
>2 hours 37 minutes
That guy is peak autism.
>Ranting about a single episode for almost 3 hours
ngl that's pretty based.
True, I’m not making any money criticizing it on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
>incel sins back at you with another vidd-eee-ohhhh
Get fucked
Nutting inside your little sister in three hours is doubly so, if not, thricely so.