Anyone want a drink?

>Anyone want a drink?

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>you can see her nipple in the widescreen HD release

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Giddy up

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what was her fucking problem?
did she only tag along for the vacation, was she not interested in George at all?
If so, why does it matter if he has a small dick?

IT'S NOT SMALL
THERE WAS SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE

HE WAS IN THE POOL

She's not even actually topless, guy. You can see on the "sideboob" bits that she's clearly wearing some kind of nude strapless bra/pasty thing.

wrong, I heard they did that scene 112 times while jerry rubbed his hands together, his shorts soaking in pre release juices

Yeah I’ll have some milk

prove it

I've literally never seen a woman topless in person before

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why not

You don't own a ski mask?

Dude let’s go to a titty bar

>he never even had one slutty friend who flashed her boobs for laughs

no wonder your generation is shooting up schools

YOU JUST SAY HY BB OPEN BOB

>pre

well get on it buddy

For a loser character, George got to punch above his weight pretty frequently.

This, what's stopping you?

Crippling social retardation

take a figure drawing class

Go on your own, buy a drink and sit at the bar. Lap dancers love social retards, they're usually the least aggro and easiest to extract cash from.

>works for the yankees
>owns an apartment in manhattan
>loser

ok bud

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Literally my #1 fetish

Let's be honest, the main reason Seinfeld and Costanza had so many hot girlfriends is because Seinfeld and Larry David wanted to fuck hot female actresses who were desperate for work.

#metoo when?

it's because of
really

Yo yo ma

Shooting up schools?

This, dummies

>If so, why does it matter if he has a small dick?
women love to mock men who has small cocks, especially behind their backs. then since it matters for women, men love to think it matters too

Applies to every sitcom of that era. Why hire ugly when people are queuing to be on tv for 10 minutes.

Plowing your mother

Seinfeld is a germophobe.

Buy a rifle.

>go to any beach in europe
>women and girls are topless
>nobody gives a shit
man id hate to live where you do

Jerry is a Chad and has been banging sluts his whole life, he was already on TV in 1981 doing Carson and being the premier night club stand up

>put on sunglasses
>fill the wank bank by creeping under cover
It's a shame I'm a britfag and have to go to the Mediterranean for this type of thing.

>tfw met a girl who did this and immediately lost contact with that circle of friends
And it was totally lack of effort on my part. My miserable life is my own making

t. Jerry