What’s his story?
What’s his story?
Bentley Rivera
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Alexander Peterson
Diabeetus
Easton Flores
IT'S STONE COLD
Kevin Wright
He's slightly overweight and his name is Porkins. George thought it was funny to make fun of people's weight issues.
Evan Evans
>mfw it's true
I'M SO SORRY GEORGE
Daniel Adams
he's a self insert for fans
Eli Jenkins
>porkins
Hahahahaha fuckin porkins hahahahaha fatty fat fatty ahahahaha
Nathaniel Gray
He got a chicken wing stuck in the throttle.
Cameron Ward
>fat pilot
>name him "Porkins"
BRAVO GEORGE
Henry Walker
and also had him killed
Josiah Clark
he liked food.
Leo Peterson
It's in the new special edition
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Blake Scott
Where does he come from and where he wanna go this time?
Matthew Parker
like every single background character in every single frame of the movies he has an extensive EU backstory
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Carson Rivera
Did he eat yoda?
Owen Gonzalez
Chicken Wings standing by.
Adam Fisher
He joined the Rebellion because Empire was oppressing him with food stamps
James Jenkins
He's a big guy
Tyler Cruz
I still don't get how he died? His x-wing just stopped working? the fuck?
Elijah Gutierrez
>is fat himself now
Camden Martin
>every generation has a legend
Kevin Stewart
Grunberg's yo-yo dieting pisses me off. He cute but he can't stop gaining the weight back and some.
Connor Martin
Porkins was wise to the Jew so mossad sloppi job'ed him
Juan Stewart
>After a battle near Kashyyyk, Biggs Darklighter suggested to Porkins that they take a vacation on the planet Irff. After twelve days, they became aware that their vacation spot was reserved by an Imperial officer. After learning this information. Porkins and Darklighter went into the officer's room and pretended to have blasters. The officer became frightened and told them that she was just a parent of six. Porkins then apologized and he and Darklighter both left. After they left her room, the officer called security. Eventually, security caught Porkins and Darklighter. They were told to leave the vacation spot or the manager would be called.[8]
Justin Morris
The legends one is better.
He basically was used to flying with inertial dampeners on so he wouldn't take to many Gs, unlike Wedge. That's why he couldn't hold it and didn't manage to save himself when he needed to pull up quickly.