Why do people continue giving this specific genre money? It's so formulaic and primitive it hurts the very soul.
>character enters place
>character is walking around
>suspenseful music is playing loudly
>music stops
>LE SHABADOOLADADAL
>audience jumps
>"oh my goodness that was scary"
>rinse and repeat
have sex you pretentious closeted gay incel
You probably wouldn't have any way to know this, but it's actually fun to go out and watch these movies and get scared with your friends.
It's like a rollercoaster.
agreed, its the ultimate brainlet genre next to capeshit
Go watch some gAy24 plebbit faggot
You are in dire need of some slow burn, bone chilling, jaw dropping, yadda yadda post the wojak already
>post the wojak already
which one?
just don't watch it nigger
>me and ~le friends finish watching billion dollar corporate movie
>"woo guys that was great! goosharoo goodness gracious so scary! now lets hit the mcdonalds gang!"
>we all buy billion dollar corporate food bc its fun haha lol
>"ok gang now lets go home and get the netflix hooked up wooo!"
>we all sit together and consume more billion dollar corporate media
People like to be put into scary situations while in complete safety. Look at Haunted Houses, roller coasters, ect.
>inb4 "who gets scared by x?"
Different strokes for different blokes.
horror is bottom of the barrel with teen romance movies
Yes, user. Thats something like what having friends is like. Sorry you'll never be able to experience it.
you know whats coming with rollercosters
>normal people are dumb
>my leh enlightened contrarianism good
You pathetic nigger. You wouldn't even know what to like if it wasn't for those people you make fun of
>le me and myself and le I x^D
>le sit on computer and use internet from multibillion dollar corporation
>no friends
>consumes same media, just pirates it
not even that user but holy shit have some sex...
>listen, you got me f a m, I am indeed dumb, but I am dumb in a group u see haha lol I am just ironically vapid bc its fun
>now excuse me my billion dollar burguer I ordered on my billion dollar app is coming up any second
same with horror movies because there's always a spooky string playing a second before the jumpscare
I think your responded to the wrong person fren
>I make up arguments for people I don't like to seem smart on the internet
yikes and cringe
I watch them because I think that they're funny. Either "haha those effects are awful" or "wow people are actually afraid of this"
youre on a board called television and film retard
What exactly are you trying to say with your constant mentions of "billion dollar"? Are people only allowed to be patrons of unsuccessful businesses?
>look my lit f a m I dont really know how to respond to that ahaha u got me good thats some lit shiet right there haha so lemme just finna make up a sentence to complain that u make up sentences ahahaha now excuse me netflix just uploaded and a new woke show
have you ever gone on a rollercoaster as an adult? might as well take a nap
>>audience jumps
>>"oh my goodness that was scary"
>>rinse and repeat
That's only zoomer horror though, which is indeed not truly horror.
dilate
Are you inebriated
>OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WTF I LOVE JUMPSCARES NOW BECAUSE MEME SHITPOSTING ON 4CHANNEL
the only horror I enjoy is body horror. even PG13 body horror on CW shows makes me uncomfortable.
OP BTFO
You can really feel the millions of dollars of corporate research the studios spend so they can craft as much of a mainstream crowd pleaser as possible.
>A24-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish cgi or infantile jumpscares horror film
Desperate cries of loneliness. Poorly masked.
Imagine wojak posting on a Saturday. Look at yourself in the mirror. Does your mom wonder where it all went wrong? Can that one glass of wine while pregnant really have an effect on you? She's been thinking of it every day when it started to become obvious that you were a socially stunted tard.
>be ~le me
>wake up and immediately pick up billion dollar phone
>browse billion dollar media sharing website
>theres a trailer for new billion dollar movie
>"oooo this one finna be lit aite bet"
>set a reminder with my pals to give the billionaires money
>get up and go to billion dollar company that pays me average
>on the way listen to billion dollar hip hop about being from the hood
>occasionally take a break to eat billion dollar fast food lunch
>go home listening to billion dollar podcast about problem in politics
>reach home and plug in billion dollar streaming service
>heat up billion dollar ready made meal I bought from billion dollar chain store
>consume billion dollar flicks until my body needs to sleep
>make mental notes on the plots of all four billion dollar shows im currently marathoning
>have a good, 6 hour night of sleep while the billionaires make more billion every minute
>feel good knowing that tomorrow I shall consume more
>sleep like a baby
That was not an answer.
this, it's just a theme park ride to normies. that's why the bar is so low for horror films, that's why every blumhouse flick looks like it was shot over a weekend and a fucking stephen king remake can be classified as an "event film"
HORROR IS THE BEST GENRE!!!FACT!!!
>post the wojak already
This image doesn't show what a good horror movie is
Rollercoasters are the same too. You go up real slow then...LE SHABADOOLADADAL you go down. Everyone screams. Rinse and repeat.
Seriously, have sexual intercourse with a woman. This is pathetic.
Favorite horror movie was IT unironically. Children instead of adults. The sideplots, the humor. The horror itself was run of the mill but who cares.
Also the ending where they don't do some retarded ritual or exorcism. They just go beat the shit out of it with a baseball bat. Actually kino
Reminder that you are a tourist soccer mom if jumpscares (how fucking often do you want to jump due the same sharp violin sound used in every horror movie ever) and a gore causes you anything other to you than bursts of laughter.
The old tv It miniseries is objectively superior to the stupid shit out now.
You forgot
>shitpost on billion dollar website to feel superior to people who are by any metric superior to you in every way
Jumpscares are like screamers, they just work.
a nigger made this image
good god man have sex, or pay for it
How? Why? I love horrors, but they don't even use different sound to scare you, and you can see them coming from mile away.
You overestimate the reaction a jumpscare is supposed to elicit. You don't have to literally jump in your seat.
>slow and uneventful
>the ritual
Kek.
A nigger with downs