Sneaks a six pack into the theatre

>Take crunchy Magnum ice cream to movie in local Kinotorium
>American History X
>Wait for him to kick in the head
>Wait for the exact millisecond
>*CRUNCH* in my icecream in the most delicious sound possible
>everyone looks at me
>"WELL I GUESS THE CURBSTONE WAS NOT THAT TASTY"
>360 and run out of the Kinoplex not without knocking over some guys soda

>*COUGH*
>*COUGH*
>*tssshhh crrk*
>*COUGH*
>*COUGH*

It's not that hard, retard.

>how do you sneak in food or beverages? doesnt your movie theater check your bags first?
Do they really do this in America?

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>his kinoplex doesn’t have a reasonably priced bartender

I just ask him for as much rum as he’s legally allowed to give me.

one time i drank too much and i started passing out so i was asked to leave. fuck me that was embarrassing.

>he goes to the most expensive theatre in his area
>not allowed to bring your own food and drink as a consequence - forced to pay a 3x premium from the cinema's store
Poetry

I don't drink alcohol. I don't smoke. I don't take drugs.

>down 2 nips in the parking lot
>order 2 beers at the theater bar
>get comfy

I'm so happy movie theaters in my state can serve booze now.

Just bury them under some clothes or something, they can’t go digging around they can only check inside

I started smuggling in miniatures by inserting them into my anus but then they started doing strip searches in my town

how do you guys get past the penis inspection

>doesnt your movie theater check your bags first?
wtf?

*sips*

I only drink water and coffee

t. has never interacted with an alcoholic

Degenerate

I also have no hobbies or interests and just work and come home and eat and then post here and do that every day.

I laughed but honestly i just go for it, I think coughing on purpose is really obvious and it actually distracts me a lot more when I hear it

also where I'm from most of the times there aren't really any theater workers checking if you're "following the rules", just the cleaning lady when the credits roll, and they don't give a fuck

I went to the movies with my mom a while ago and she had her bag checked. She admitted to sneaking food and the guy said he didn't care, they're looking for drugs.

>sneaks six shooter into theater
>waits fifteen minutes for the right scene

you do know that actual alcoholics can die if they quit cold turkey, right?

>Hobbits break into a lamdis bread
>**KSHHRKQ**

Its pretty easy to silently open a can, just barely use the ring and apply enough pressure to slice the metal tab open on one side a little, then use your thumb to continue to open it all the way around the edges. You avoid the pop sound entirely. I learned to do this as a kid drinking beer in my room without my parents knowing.

this ruins my plan of going to the movies to shoot heroin

ah-bloo-bloo

Who else /fillsemptywaterbottlewithvodka/

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> bring beer in kinoteatr
> wait for the exact moment
'You're a big guy;
'For KSCHHHHHHHH'

I get a Tango Ice Blast and also take in a 300ml bottle of rum, that goes in the Ice Blast and I enjoy my movie.

haha. imagine believing this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens

I take a small flute (plastic bottle of cola mixed with vodka) or two but still gotta piss real bad near the the end and often miss the most important scenes

C A R G O P A N T S

based

kino post

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40s are objectively the only choice for theaters

Is it just me or does beer smell 100x more potent in a kinoplex? Is it the popcorn that makes it stand out so much?