The virgin Cavill vs the chad Hammer

Fat college girls are peak peformance

How is Superman that good looking yet he's still one of us, just a WoW player at heart. I hope he becomes the next James Bond if DC can't get their shit together.

i wish i was tall.

I fuckin wish

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Cruise is a fucking manlet

god i wish that were me

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Brilliant, Holmes

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it was a fun movie and the only watchable non-ritchie written ritchie

>chad
>only has had like 2 gfs people know of

I think at this point he's in a relationship with his dog

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That's your inner resentment speaking, it's not a good trait.

His "wife" is a tranny

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a cute.

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Hammer must be a giant

A giant with a tiny dick I'd rather be shorter

And a framelet

>tfw 5'9
why even live?

>you will never have a cute twink like timothee lick your lips
IT'S NOT FAIR, I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BISEXUAL!

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that's his wife? he's gay then

>see pics of Cavill or any other of Yea Forums's mancrushes
>start laughing and giggling
I'm not a faggot, I just wish I had friends... Right? I mean, I've looked at a lot of dicks on the net over the years, and I've never gotten a boner.

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Yea Forums considers this a 10/10

Don't say that in front of him, he'll mumble "SP" under his breath and manlet walk away as a van pulls around to kidnap you.