/trek/ in your face edition

troi is mine.

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especially with that look on her face like you're slowly walking towards her with you dick out and cablebinders in your hands

OK, lets talk about Data's character arc. He looks very well aged in Picard (2022)

You come off as intimidating.

Here's to 6000 more threads!

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indeed

I enjoyed her development

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it's all just fun and games, i assure you
like i assured the judge and jury

DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG

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Same

You're scaring the cadets!

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These have gotten way more provocative.

>DISH ISH AN OUTRAGE

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What was she thinking here?

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Is the Federation an atheist utopia? Seems like all the muslims/christguys died off.

true?

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You're pollution

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WE ARE STARFLEET

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I hope he's at least going to let me use my tears as lube this time?

>/trek/ promotes you to lt.cmdr.
nice

I don't hate the guy, in fact, I want him to stay. /trek/ needs to stay united.

hot

I like /trek/ and am just having fun.

That's great, buddy! We gotta stick together for what's coming!

What's that?

This community has been through so much. I don't want us to be torn apart in yet another civil war when Discovery season 3 starts.

Buy silver and canned food

Naomi watts is hotter

was this scene really necessary?

All the factions of /trek/ will be meaningless when the thread splits into /trek/ and /std/, it'll be utter chaos and I want to prevent it by promoting community and unity.

What factions are in /trek/?

Well, there's many small ones but the major factions are:
1. Tripfags and their obedient followers
2. Shitposters
3. Rageposters
4. The Frogs
If we can bring these groups together then we might be able to maintain /trek/ as one common general through the trouble ahead.

Selarfags and Rofags

Nothing

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Stationfags have been waging a shadow war with TOSfags for the last decade

No release date is given but I think we're looking at the winter of 2019. Here are some facts: As of April 18, 2019, 29 episodes of Star Trek: Discovery have been released, concluding the second season. A third season was ordered on February 27, 2019, with Michelle Paradise promoted to co-showrunner alongside series co-creator Alex Kurtzman for the season.

DS9ers (Trek? Station? Pick one)
General threaders v. Topical threaders
Enterprise fans v. Trekkies (this has diminished since so much shit has been heaped on the Star Trek community in later years)

Wow how are you able to type so much yet not say anything interesting?

This is indeed a storied general with a rich although violent history. My hope is that we can stand together and cement our standing as the most influential thread on Yea Forums.

Not me, I'm just here for the blood sports and sexy tripfags.

Will I ever be able to bust nuts on Alice Eve's face and tits? If not I'm not sure what my purpose is.

Go stand at her gate.

If we can keep to one thread this winter, we are going to be a huge presence on the board. We'll be able to fivally rival /got/ in scale.

I'm committed to splitting off. I have an arsenal of images and I'm going to attempt to sabota... well, let's not spoil it. You'll see. You'll all see.

I have faith in this community. If we pool our resources, we can overwhelm those who try to divide us. We'll invoke the values of Star Fleet by treating each other as equals.

/got/ died when the show ended, it didn't have anything to do with /trek/

Remember the height of /got/? Remember the impression it made on you? No one can ever forget that.

post yfw you realize that Ezri Dax was Section 31

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/trek/ is pretty unique, dude. it kept going even when the show stopped.

If I've learned one thing from Burning Man, it's that "faith" and "communities" can't be trusted. It's best to go your own route and try to establish purchase where you can. /trek/ is done for, if I have my say. We're going back to specific threads.

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>/trek/ is done for, if I have my say. We're going back to specific threads.
/trek/ is like Israel. Love it or hate it, it's not going anywhere any time soon.

You can't do shit. We've seen worse than you.
Little user without a trolling gimmick, you won't even get (You)s.

That's what social scientists call a "slam dunk".

I've derailed /trek/ in various ways throughout the years. I have a master plan. The only reason I haven't deployed it yet is because I kinda like you guys.

We need you on the Unity side, bro. We'll give you a sense of purpose.

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I have a purpose, I'm just not sure it's the right one. I think I'm just going to go back to lurking for a while. We'll see.

Really sad to see what alcohol does to a fetus in the womb.

Stay involved, friend.

EVERY SINGLE RACE IS FUCKING HUMANOID

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Star Trek: Discovery season two was beamed to your respective streaming devices back on January 18 in the UK, just one day after its US broadcast. But after wrapping up in April, our sights are firmly focused on the next mission, which has officially been confirmed.

no yer not

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I'm the dagger in the night which will strike /trek/'s heart. You'll never see me coming.

I’d fuck Tilly

Don't say stuff like that. It's unsettling.

I said almost you mongoloid faggotron

BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL SEEDED BY ANCIENT HUMANOIDS.

Of course you would. She's thicc

Star Trek Discovery season 3 release date: When will it air?
Season one premiered in September 2018, with season two dropping at the beginning of this year. But whether we'll get the next batch of episodes in 2019 is currently up in the air.

Stop samefaggin.
Tilly is unfuckable.

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I’d rather fuck her than Michael Burnham for various reasons

If I could give any emotion to /trek/...
It would be fear.
Absolute, shrieking, paralyzing fear.

>implying you would be dominated by Captain K

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Does anyone have an ultra HD version of this?
Like the Daddario one from Baywatch?

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That looks more negroid than humanoid to me t b h

TREK IM COOMIN

Is it me or are the frogs getting lower quality?

actually pretty good effort

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>Tilly hot
>considering a MICHAEL for sex even
This is also why STD fails so hard.
It cannot allow even displaying basic attractive females.

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Picard (2019) is going latina. I approve.

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/trek/ has been lost in a lazy summer of complacency for far too long. You love the tripfags. You love the shitposts. You love the banter and the memes.
Soon, /trek/ will learn terror.

"Picard is in the middle of shooting, we've broken the season and I am so happy with the scripts," Kurtzman told Deadline's Crew Call podcast. "We are on episode five of season three of Discovery. We're far along. Picard is [filming] here in Los Angeles and Discovery is in Toronto, and future Trek shows I believe will be in Toronto."

no! staaahp

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dios mio... la creatura de las americanas...

you'd fokk 'er good

She hot tho

if you look closely you can see her nipples

1940s style going strong

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oh yes

What a butterface.
I don´t even..
Gona watch the fucking pilot and that´s it.

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>Gona watch the fucking pilot and that´s it.
That's where it starts.

Did the casting sheet say “lantern-jawed?”

lol

Nein.

That´s where STD ended for me.
Thankfully.

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I'd like to light up that lantern, if you know what I'm sexing?

What other treks have you seen, gerbro?

fukken lesbotron same-fagging like crazy in this shitty thread.

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I'd show you it's not samfagging but I can't be bothered to save a screen to post

The charm of trekthreads used to be total disinterest in sexual interaction. You'll learn to appreciate this again.

hope this qt3.16 gets good screentime

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my brain can't decide if she's cute or ugly

Did anyone here see the live-action Aladdin? There was a Star Trek reference

Well, she's mine, so...

I don't know why this hasn't become a thing given how often it's posted.

She stood up to authority.

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Any theories tho?

ffs

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His uniform is off.

That fucking monster chin...

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Does computer keep a record of when you order a new Klingon strap-on?

Why Worf wear a silver belt?

You can stroll into someone else's holodeck program without their permission while they're in it, or access it when they're not, so I don't see why that should be private information in the "utopia" of the Federation cunts

I don't want them to know about the things I do

In multiple episodes you have shit like people accessing and listening to each other's personal logs. There is no privacy in the dystopian hellscape called the Federation.

Whether or not the Federation is a utopia, Starfleet is their military arm. No, you can't just stroll into someone else's program without permission. But high ranking bride officers (most of the cast of the show), can override those lockouts based on need (emergency, engineering, being an asshole, etc).

Can I order the components separately and assemble a Klingon strap-on myself?

Qoy qeylIs puqloD.
Qoy puqbe'pu'.
yoHbogh matlhbogh je SuvwI'
Say'moHchu' may' 'Iw.
maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu'.
nI'be' yInmaj 'ach wovqu'.
batlh maHeghbej 'ej yo' qIjDaq vavpu'ma' DImuv.
pa' reH maSuvtaHqu'.
mamevQo'. maSuvtaH. ma'ov.

Did Picard use an override when he interrupted Riker trying to mack on his AGIfu? Did Worf's babymama even have ANY clearance to access his programs? Nope, just do what you want to do with everyone else's information in today's modern Starfleet. FUCK starfleet and FUCK the Federation.

This is why you never go full Ed-ding-TON

>when your commanding officer knows you have a dildo collection of every alien species in the Federation

Just started Enterprise. Why is it so comfy, bros?

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*ahem*
FUCK HUMANOIDS

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archer trip phlox and malcolm are über-bro tier
t'pol is qt
ship is sexy af
great guest stars from clancy brown to jeffrey combs
ENT is massively underrated

Her face looks CG.

oops I meant overrated

Who is Malcolm? Is that Reed?
So far Mayweather seems more bro.
T'pol is hot not just qt

yes to all of those

Some are Vulcanoid :)

Should have got Moner.

Should have gotten Ezra

there's been a lot of races that are not tho

hoshi is qt, t'pol is a based slut.

that feel when i'm finishing TNG rewatch and i will soon transfer myselt into DS9 and will watch pure Garakino.

Should have got Tessa Thompson

T'Pol isn't a slut

>has premarital sex
That’s a slut

No you're wrong about her she's like 80 it would be weird if she'd never had sex

I just started watching star trek for the first time. Thought I might like it after seeing the orville and really liking that ep where they go to the spaceship that's like a mini world

So far 4 eps into the next gen and it's ok not super intriguing so far but the magical God guy from the first ep seemed cool

>posters who pretend they've never seen star trek

If you're not gay for Picard by episode 4 you're probably not going to make it.

first two seasons of next gen are kinda slow and messy. Still mostly good tho. Kino kicks in in 3rd season and 6th season is the best. The best trek is ds9 however.

Star Trek has flopped without her on both film and television.

She was so cutr

why are ds9fags so insecure

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>posts the tosfag when no one was talking about tos

Everyone seems to talk about tng the most so I assumed it was considered the best, hows the original is that any better?

The original series is the worst trek.

God Alice Eve is so fucking hot, she’s a good actress too don’t know why she isn’t in bigger stuff.

TOS has Spock, Voyager is the worst Trek.

STD has Spock too

Nah TNG is the best.
And unlike ds9fags tngfags can talk about it without ending unrelated posts with BUT MUH FAVOURITE IS THE BEST

I want Ezra to be in a Star Trek series so badly desu

"`'Spock'`"

Spock is boring and Voyager isn't real Trek

Mallwalkers suck

because they get so much hate here.

DS9 is a more human story

Not even a mallwalker, just an impartial observer.

Nothing more human than injecting a bunch of mystical, supernatural elements to a sci-fi series.

I think that's still putting it mildly.
Parts of DS9 unironically remind of shows like cheers.
>But Odo! You won't be able to catch Quark selling porn holograms for goldpressed latinum if you're already on a date with Major Kira at the klingon restaurant!
Once the whole dominion shit starts it get's good though.

Why do TOSfags hate Best Space Nine?

That didn't happen. You didn't understand the series.

>kill off the faggot
>lol just kidding he's back
>no actually he's leaving again
>haha just kidding he's staying
STOP

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Doesn’t the show end with the main character fighting the villain in a cave full of demons?

No, you didn't get it. They were aliens.

Is bloodlines about Picard calling paying child support a ferengi trick?

And the black magic book that is forbidden, is that a typical sci-fi trope?

aliens that banish dukat to hell
and ascend their prophet to heaven
>ITS JUST OUR PERCEPTION OF THEIR DIMENSION LMAO

>As Dax reaches for her phaser, he suddenly picks her up with a fiery energy wave and then drops her body on the ground. He then effortlessly reaches through the force field and opens the Orb casing, upon which the Pah-wraith transfers from his body into the Orb, causing it to turn black.
Science Fiction

If you knew anything about sci-fi you wouldn't ask such a basic question.

bitch pls. This is no different than what the Q would do, or God in the center of the universe episode in TAS

>everything I can't understand is le evil magic
you are so intellectually clumsy I can't believe you were able to learn how to type

Can’t argue the point, so you argue the poster. Typical Mallwalker, go watch your stories.

>dude, we can do anything as long as we day aliens did it!
Stay woke.

>Can’t argue the point, so you argue the poster
>Typical Mallwalker
You're the one who couldn't argue the point.

ughhhhhhh thread is boring today

Yeah but at least it has an ongoing storyline, that automatically makes it better

Yes you fucking faggot

Mr data you're a clever man in any timeline

/trek/ you could had saved her

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He's Jean luck Picard if he wants to go on one more mission thats what were gonna do

>synthehol

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It's in the mail lads.

How should I celebrate when it gets here?

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May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul

Disgusting. Shameful.

>"Oh my god it's DIIIIIPPPP"

The E is one of the most repulsive designs ever conceived.

That was not Trek though. Just something borrowing the name. So it could contain anything.

Name a better looking post-TNG Enterprise.

gotta get to the devron system

It's different in that it's implied the Q reached peak technology via evolution. Whereas all the wormhole alien stuff was basically "they're higher dimensional beings doing origami with our space-time or something, but let's all just call them gods so we can have religious storylines and not confront this scientifically." Don't get me wrong, loved DS9, but it was totally space magic at or above Jack Kirby levels.

Why is E streamlined? Was it meant to go planetside like Voyager?

There are none. They all look sterile and rigid. Galaxy and Excelsior classes are the only two good designs.

>spending money on cheap plastic bullshit
nice way to dry up pussy too

You realize you answered your own question right? Streamlined is good for atmospheric flight.

Why can't the refit be canon? It looks so much better and is a natural bridge to the later models.

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>starshipa

That was my query, was it meant to go into an atmosphere, otherwise why make it look speedy?

It's diecast metal.

Agreed. Feels great in the hand too.

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The Akiraprise is embarrassing no matter what you try to strap onto it

Excelsior stardrive is too fat and galaxy looks like a floating uterus mall.

Eaglemoss trash?

I hope Archer gets an appearance in Picard

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I see. I'm not aware of that being part of the Sovereign design like Voyager. But they've been at least putting ships in low orbit since the original series using some techno babble. So I guess they just swept things back for aesthetic reasons.

Why is everything about malls with you?

Name the last time I fucking mentioned malls. Because the last time for me wasn't even on this board asshole.

Stationfags are seething today

You're always talking about goddamn malls.

I miss her.

You’ve mentioned malls more than anyone else in this thread

Their XL series is actually excellent, probably because they don't spam sweatshop production like the regular models. Never had any loose parts, bent nacelles or leaked glue etc. Basically all the effort they should've put in their main line but yeah.

Even if I do you can't fucking prove it so fuck off.

You literally posted about malls. Did mommy not take you to enough malls as a child?

Excelsior is best girl. Surplus tho she is. She may need new shocks, suspension, brakes, brake pads, muffler, dilithium matrix, replicators, holodeck, and a little wiring. But once I get the harem of gynoids to fill out the massive minimum crew compliment and help out, she'll purr like a kitten!

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Nah Eaglemoss is cheap trash.

After all the garbage Kurtzman and Co have unleashed upon us and continue to do so, TOS-ENT need to be cherished and honoured. Each series has strengths and weaknesses but they all have one thing in common; it's not nu-trek.

What language does Odo "actually" speak before being translated by the Universal Translator? Bajoran or Cardassian?

You're cheap trash.

You're cheap trash who buys cheap trash for your cheap trash house to distract you from your cheap trash life.

He speaks English, did you not watch the show?

Minus the 100 extra lbs yea

ent is definitely nu trek

Nah you're cheap trash because you're poor and can't afford the finer things in life. You would look at sea urchin ceviche and call it sewer trash just because you couldn't get an 8pm reservation at Dorsia.

It's funny because we all love a post scarcity utopian show where people don't really care about money or economic status. Grate debate

I just have to say that I really like you guys and I hope I can be part of this thread!

We've talked about the state of your models.

You're cheap trash.

No YOU'RE cheap trash. The cheapest of the trashiest cheap trash.

You've posted these before and you were told off. What makes you post them yet again? Do you think there's different anons here now?

Someone post the 5 guys meme, it will only get funnier

/tvg/ when?

This. The consensus was that they're based af.

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Love the enthusiasm! Hopefully we can vent our warp nacelles at the same moment and be best buds.

You were the only two who didn't like it, rest of us concluded it was because you were too poor to afford them.

I can always tell when cheap trash is posting because it stinks up the whole thread. Stop replying to me, I don't want your stink on my posts. Cheap trash.

No YOU'RE cheap trash.

Nobody else said anything because they didn't want to make fun of your little toys.

Captain Kirk told Adonis that they didn't need "gods", they found the one sufficient. Now this could either be taken to mean canonically up to TOS times everyone was devout monotheists, or that 60s showrunners were terrified of being called atheists.

Cheap trash posts from a cheap trash poster.

You mean you're poor.

I don't have it on this laptop and I'm in bed so it'll have to wait.

No YOU'RE cheap trash.

What's /tvg/?

I'm the most moneyest poster in this thread.

thank you! I hope to discuss star trek and have fun!

Your lack of Enterprise models says otherwise.

YOU'RE CHEAP TRASH

I'm money because I don't buy Enterprise models

You guys should square up and get along. We have a lot of threads ahead of us, not to mention the STD ses3 conflict that's coming.

I like his models. They're well made.

Roddenberry was an atheist, otherwise trek would be radically different.

at least someone remembered my 5 guys meme.

No YOU'RE cheap TRASH.

It's generally held that your latter guess is right. Roddenberry wasn't big on religion at all. These days he would maybe even be a Richard Dawkins type edge lord atheist. And that statement could be taken to mean one God is already too many. But yeah, in a time when having a Jap fly your ship and a kissing a black chick (who's on the phone all day. Typically lazy negro) you're not gonna mess with Jesus.

this is spam at this juncture

Because you can't afford them. They blow out your budget. No more food stamps for another year.

>and a kissing a black chick
calm down pls

You're just cheap trash like this poster Cheap trash posters being cheap trash together

I'm middle class.

You spend money the way poor people do when they win the lottery, blowing it all on useless garbage and then becoming poor again

True. Thank you.

>implying rich people spend their time on a Bajoran herbgatheringboard

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I don't understand what that means. Are you that new? Look up the first interracial kiss on TV.

You think it's a blown budget because you know it would drain your account. Your allowance account. Set up by your parents. Aka piggy bank.

All those pennies and quarters. A few nickels and dimes.

He's a grammar guy, they're a thing here.

What's bad with having an allowance?

Their their, we will never be a part

>BOOOOOO YOUR PARENTS HAVE MONEY BOOOOO

Means you don't have a job. A job that lets you buy quality Enterprise models just because you feel like it. You're capped out and tapped out at McDonald's or hotwheels. That's your bracket.

richfags are the cheapest trash tbqh

If your parents bought you Enterprise models it might not be so bad. But they don't, they buy you pencil sharpeners. Sharpeners and bottle caps, that's your collection.

first syllable posting and now money for models posting. what's next?

Her chin ist bigger than Bruce Campbell's, for fucks sake!

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all according to plan

less angry pls

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oh no. not sinister-user

>what's next?
An unemployed guy from Florida who lives with his mom and can only watch Star Trek on 2x speed, while he floods threads with walls of text about the stupid questions he has that would be answered if he actually watched the show

Frogposter is cheap trash.

Go to hell you goddamn retard, you are consistently the worst poster in these threads

is it weird that I miss Jimmy even though he fucking infuriated me?

I miss Jimbo

jimmy inspired OC

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I have similar feelings. Despite him being fucking annoying, at least he was entertaining, unlike the frogposters and tripfags intentionally ruining threads.

oh yes sinister-user

I hope he got his adderall

make thred

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Excelsior-class sucks. How could they do this to Scotty, giving a shitty Excelsior-class the title of Enterprise?

Adderall makes you go faster, not slower.
It also makes you confident that anything you're saying is intelligent even when it's dumb.

Yeah but if you have ADHD it makes you more controlled

Guys, Jimmy is clearly Vee Eff

>trust fund babies lurk /trek/

new

No, Jimmy was whimsical and endearing.

If you don't have ADHD adderall is like coke-lite.

lets not pretend a sci fi kino general wouldn't be infinitely better than this shitheap where everything there is to say has been said 3000 times before

>user who calls shitposting "whimsical"
I hate you

Jimmy was one of VF's alternate trolling personas.

You're damn right they all bear my seed. Every living organism a cuck

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