Tv actor Mike Matei makes brand new tv show

I'm guessing the reason he's not in Rental Reviews any more and has nothing to do with it is because he doesn't like the series. It's also not his words, it's the words of someone else.

Tony & Kieran sure love to suffer, I hope Ryan starts paying them in legal tender

Its just gonna be him and his gf screaming about NES games. Not sure what anybody would expect from these talentless fools.

I think he just-just isn't into movies as much as everyone else. He never claimed to be some huge movie buff ever, sure he likes the old horror stuff from the 30's but that doesnt mean he wants to watch every single movie in existence and talk about them for an hour

He prefers cartoons and video game I think

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She didn't seem too bad on the Spice World ep, but working with gfs on internet projects when has that ever worked out

erin is so fucking boring and stupid, i wonder if shes borderline retarded. She makes the most surface level observations of games possible. And whenever shes on stream with mike, mike has to explain things to her cknstantly. like 10 minute talks to teach erin about retro games, something she claims to be expert about

She seems like she takes anti-depression medicine and is always doped up imo

wouldnt be surprised honestly. but is mike rich enough to pay for regular prescription?

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Theres something so weird about this photo.
it disturbs me

Maybe. Then again, he has reviewed movies before on his own. At any rate, the format of people sitting around discussing something isn’t inherently bad.

mike and erin are sort of like those serial killer couples that went around molestint and murdering unsuspecting girls

Probably better than James "uhum yeah uhum" reviews

Oh god, Mike will be in a Video Game store next to James' Rental Reviews store won't he. They'll have crossover episodes, it's the birth of the CCU(CinemasacareCinematicUniverse).Next Justy will set up a fast food joint to review fast food items. Then Tony will set up a I don't know toy store, and so on and so on. Constant crossovers and all leading up to end of the year Mall Movies and an appearance from Douge

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Come down to fucholand next to cinemassacre video in the vorhees shopping area

youtube.com/watch?v=Iz1WuBIUBHs

Mike was always the true heart and soul of Cinemassacre

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I wonder if mike was one of the yes-men telling james his movie was going to great

daikatana had a fucking n64 release?

tony is obsessed with porn and sex shops. he is literally a combrain. he tried to produce porn in college by being camera man even

will this one have nazis in it?

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12 inches

64 inches....

32 inches

Mike is worth several million Dollars.

his dick is god like

I want that Demolition Man poster.

mike is 9 inches. 9.5 at best in my opinion. Still, thats a big dick.

Mike Mattei is in it, so yes.

Mike said on a stream he didnt want to be in it. I doubt he wanted anything to do with it. Same as rental reviews. Mike doesnt want the film stuff. He just wants to play and talk games

Did Mike grow up with Pokemon? I'm pretty sure James didn't.

This comment is actually the best take..
Even if this new show isnt that good you can bet at least Mike will speak and hold a conversation. He is capable of that while James is not.

Mike still actively plays games and finds new game interests. James doesnt touch anything he didnt play when he was 10.

NYEEEEEH, WHAT'S UP FUCK?

Probably the awful job they did trying to edit out her glasses

>Did Mike grow up with Pokemon
mike was like 25 when pokemon came out lul

Mike is a complicated dude for me. It's pretty obvious he wrote and did his portion of AVGN back in the day and it suffered after he left. Yet I think he's a unfunny faggot. But I also like his solo videos, it kind of shows he has a actual passion for gaming and have a much more somber tone. Wish he did more stuff like that than POOPY BRAIN BUTTHOLE shit.

>tv actor Mike Matei
When has Mike Matei ever been on broadcast television?

>brand new tv show
>it's a rip-off of an existing show and not Loco Bandito: The Animated Series
Not based.

Which is a shame as Mike has way more interesting takes than anyone else out of Cinemassacre. I always think back to the Shin Godzilla review.
>Mike: "I kind of loved how the central theme of the film was basically a bunch of outsiders working within the confines of the government to take down Godzilla in this interesting way."
>James: "MUH SUIT! CGI!"

its not that Mike is so interesting its just that compared to the others he is surrounded by he is good. For heavens sakes James barely speaks. And when he does its very generic comments.
If there was someone with some intelligence there Mike wouldnt do so hot. The best thing Mike has going for him is that monster cock between his legs.

lol I love James but he really is borderline retarded. He only understands and critiques movies in the most superficial way possible. Especially if its a film that has some themes that are adjacent to what is going on in the world like Shin did. It doesn't surprise me that he could only understand it as giant monster movie and nothing else.

is t the Poopy Brain Butthole stuff AVGN?

imagine thinking this unironically

Did he really wear a Metokur shit? Lmao