DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK.
BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Sounds pretty comfy, unironically. Not really sure what the meme is. Booze and games and a gf and a place of your own. Neat.
Xavier Myers
i'm in
Ian Mitchell
Sounds like a good time if im finna be tbqh baka senpai
Evan Foster
Craft beer, craft beer is on draft
Christian Wright
American craft beer is so overrated. It's so sloshy and lacking distinctness.
Lucas Garcia
>graduate hs valedictorian, graduate top 10% of Berkeley undergrad, just finished top med school >going to get my first real job at 32, making 700k and that’s if I live in some rural shithole, in CA it’s about half that >SVchads I know from undergrad ALREADY making 300k at 26 probably multiple millions by the time I start >tell myself b-b-but job satisfaction, but at the end of the day there’s no denying somewhere like google looks insane to work at
Me and my friends when to a barcade kinda place to do some DDR but we were too drunk and missed everything. Then we played some Street Fighter and I kicked everyone's ass.
Dylan Garcia
Riley looks weird
Easton Harris
I don’t want to live in a shithole where there’s nothing to do, nothing fucking happens, shit weather and everyone’s broke/uneducated/backwards. I grew up in one and it was awful, had the time of my like at Berkeley.
Joshua Smith
Sounds like this man has fun and a decent life. Shame about the facial hair and thick glasses, though.
I will never forgive hipsters for ruining beards.
Thomas Garcia
why are cucks trying to ruin ale
James Turner
Tldr!!!
Jack Reyes
a bar with arcade machines? that sounds tight!
Ian Garcia
Holy shit at all the newfags who can't recognise this pasta
Robert Davis
well then you deserve this, and I hope it only gets worse for you
Dominic Cox
>complaining about only making 700k, which would put you in the top 10% of earners in America youll never be satisfied. Take the small town job and learn to fucking enjoy life you dipshit
Nicholas Clark
whatever i'm not autistic enough to remember pastas except that one where pipin hits pipe and apache helicopter gender
Alexander Martinez
>tell myself b-b-but job satisfaction you do realize that, when polled, almost 3/4 of medical doctors say they would have chosen a different career if they could? and that they spend around two thirds of their time just filling out paperwork
Tyler Sullivan
imagine living in california and unironically uttering the phrase "I don't want to live in a shithole"
Anthony Foster
Look I’m happy with my life, know I’m doing better than almost everyone, I just feel as if I could have made better choices. I’m not going to be making over 100k until I’m 32, when if I went to SV I could easily have been making that at 21. That doesn’t even consider how I’d have much more free time and much less stress
Jayden Phillips
Liar and a loser, pathetic.
Juan Long
must be nice, wouldn’t call it autistic tho
Thomas Collins
There are literally thousands of varieties
Jackson Baker
Yeah cucks go into it SOLELY for money or can’t get into the speciality they wanted, I’m neither
Luke Jones
>DUDE CALIFORNIA SUCKS DUDE SF AND LA SUCK
California is huge dipshit
Jaxson King
>wants to work at google google would be an awful place to work for anyone wanting a life outside of work
Brandon Murphy
and every inch of it sucks
Eli James
most of is desert and all of it is absolute garbage
Gavin Gonzalez
To be fair, craft beers are awesome
Connor Harris
Be honest, have you seen much of California?
You have no idea what you’re talking about.
Noah Green
>40% white >not shit YOU have no idea what YOURE talking about
Thomas Garcia
Ignore them, Yea Forums hates it cause most democratic state, but also cause its full of educated/successful people and hard to be a neet or min wager there.
Alexander Cruz
Craft beer did nothing wrong except attract insects.
Charles Allen
You're fucking RICH you bastard! Count your fucking blessings.
Luke Hill
samefag
Austin Rodriguez
>medschool As a fellow doctor, if you expected to be a chad with this job I have some bad news bro
Michael Cook
I know hating California is a meme at this point. It’s just lazy though. California is the the US of states in that the rest of of the country seems perpetually fixated on California. despite what irrelevant corner of the country they hail from there’s some kind of superiors complex over a state they can’t stop thinking about. It’s strange. I wish everyone could see big sur, Yosemite, Joshua tree etc.
Bentley Peterson
>big sur, Yosemite, Joshua tree etc. all of that shit is over rated as fuck
Isaac Price
these kind of white dudes literally jerk off to blacked, donate to twitch thots and say that die hard is a christmas movie
they need to be exterminated.
Oliver Collins
OP, are you implying that living in the suburbs is anything other than a fucking nightmare? Because I’ve lived in both and cities are objectively better.
Aaron Long
Nuke all city slickers
Owen Price
Is he doing that face you do when you see a black person?
