i want a gf
I want a gf
Guess who is going to get a gf?
op
I'M SO LONELY REDDITBROS
I made tinder last night, and have 2 matches. On one hand, i wanna smash. On the other, i dont wanna burn in hell for fornication. What do, bros :(
dont do it user! It is me, you future wife speaking
>inbf show tits
im too pure
Checked, good luck up don’t fuck it up.
You troll, but youre actually right. I feel so shitty. I shouldnt make the world a worse place just for a moment of pleasure, but i feel so depressed and lonely, and smashing these two chicks would at least take away some of the pain
Don't worry user, we're going to make it
>he hasn't realised that being lonely is preferable to dealing with females
I want a pretty one
Also, another reason i dont want to fuck these chicks is that im black, and one of them is white and the other is a hapa. If i touch them, they will be ruined for ever, and i will be responsible
kek
How'd you set up your profile? I was thinking of trying it myself, but I barely have any pictures outside of a couple on FB and I don't want to take any new ones. What'd you put in your bio?
I got my first one at 31. There's still hope for you
You shouldnt do it, user. Fornication is evil. I am trying to convince myself to unmatch them and delete the app, but thr flesh is weak
But as i mentioned, im black, and that might be the primary reason they matched with me. Which makes it feel even more lowly and base
I'll be your gf, user.
>had a dream last night she was my gf
>she messaged me for the first time in a week this morning asking how i was.
>shoes in your own house
do americans really do this? i'm american myself btw.
No u dont user u just want to get laid good
>haven't give up trying to have sex yet
I dont even fap now Im happier than ever
you have to put yourself out there bro. Don't let a rejection scare you. Be patient, and soon a little ray of sunshine will shine on you.
I want a bf..
are you doing anything to get one or are you one those retards who think she will just show up
I don't want a gf, I just want to work on my project in peace...
>31
christ i hate seeing this shit, im 21 and always think "itll happen soon ill be fine once im a few years older"
been saying that since i was 16
you have to be ready to run at any moment incase theres an active shooter situation
I want a latin gf
you're two different people, relax.
You're gonna make it
>op's future wife has a penis
oh no no no
what do u mean by this
based negro
just because he didn't get a gf until he's 31 doesn't mean that'll happen to you. Don't compare your life to other people's lives. Live your own.
you people are the real based ;)
you aren't getting one because of your genetics
i know, i just meant that posts like that remind that things wont just get better tnaturally as you get older
>I got my first one at 31. There's still hope for you
You have to abandon all dignity to get a gf at 31. If I don't have one by 30 I don't intend to ever have one.
At least we have each other, bros.
Why don't you have a gf? You don't have a job or are you very ugly?
Well you're not going to find on here are you, go out there.
None of you deserve gf though
POST FACE
This, even if I had a cute gf delivered right to my doorstep I would probably convince myself it was all a trick, I can't love me so I don't really believe anyone else can
I honestly have no idea. I'm 30, have a job, am above average in looks, height, fitness, intelligence, and social ability and average in humor. The four women I have asked out in the past year: one is a lesbian, the remaining three agreed to a date. The dates all went well, conversation was flowing almost all the time with only a handful of silences that didn't even last a minute. I got one second date which she clearly wasn't into. After being rejected by all of them, I asked what's wrong with me so I could improve in the future for someone else. They had nothing. I was great, but they just didn't feel anything.
I just want someone to love me.
Don't worry guys, sexually frustrated and lonely guys are going to be one of the biggest markets in the world, the amount of funding and research that will go into the VR proxy-gf experience will be immense
You live in amerca, I presume?
I'm weird, I don't ever meet anyone, I have no friends and I'm not sure if I'm ugly enough. Also, it certainly doesn't help that I'm mostly interested in having a white gf (even though I'm black). Not like black chicks would date me anyway
the worst part is going to sleep and waking up without anyone to cuddle, right bros?
i just want someone to hold me while i smell their freshly washed hair
DON'T PET MY WIFE HOLO
Just pretend you have one. I have a blanket I fold and pretend is my japanese (of course) girlfriend. We're very happy together. She starting to smell a little though.
you cant wake up to a gf in VR
If you're an ugly black and you want a white woman your only option is a hamplanet or you could play the race card and get yourself a feminist but she will only like you as a pet.
DONT get a gf if youre still a virgin or fucked not so many girls.
Seriously, i will be so pissed if i dont fuck at least 50 different girls by time im married. I only have little over 5 rn.
but to be fair, i sort have fallen in love with my main girl. and shes stopped me from fucking other girls. oh fuck.
kill yourself