What are some jaw dropping films?

There's nothing hotter than a girl telling you how big your dick is. Even if you know she's lying.

>tfw 7"
I'll never be a 6.5" chad

>tfw dicklet AND manlet
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY

There's nothing hotter than a girl telling you how big her dick is. Even if you know she's lying.

Girl having a dick? Wtf man

a girl telling you she loves you is much hotter i would imagine

are you at least rich? that trumps dick size and height for lots of women

It's 2019 you fucking bigot

>3 nights ago
>get woke up at 2am
>wife tells me how much she loves me and kisses me on the nose
>been married 12 years and she still is cute as can be
its pretty good bros. having a kid is a pain in the ass, but a good pain in the ass

Yup.

Your virginity is showing.

Attached: 1486959041860.jpg (601x601, 106K)

hahahaha you lying fuck, i pity you

fuckin loser

>trumps
jesus christ, you literally can't go ten FUCKING SECONDS WIthout thinking about him, can you tranny?

>tfw no big dick
Fuck all of (you) ThunderCocks, I'll go make AUgs a reality an give myself a Cybernetic Goliath Dick!

Attached: Chugging Noises.jpg (208x377, 47K)

brightburn

topzez

Amia miley takes on Danny D

At least you're white, right user?

Attached: 1558749191737.jpg (800x1199, 235K)

>6.5"
>"Chad"
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA*breathes in*AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Cope incel

I have a 20cm long and fat rod

My gf calls me God of sex

this is true btw

Attached: german gf.webm (597x700, 1.97M)

>That's so DEEP
>Fuck its so THICK
Different women too. God it feels based

Metric is a lie.

I’d like to give your kid a pain in the ass

Attached: 1502666764-test.gif (200x150, 293K)

it's some asian guy

it's why she's so surprised he's so big. very unusual.

Nah who gives a shit

I'm 6'5" if that's what you mean, 8 inch penor, executive chef at Wendy's.

Satan's Tango

4 hour long Hungarian art film on futility of life and how nobody will ever fully understand you, nobody will ever really love you, you will live and die alone.

Wh*teoid getting fucked by bbc

>le retarded measurement systems
you are the lie, mutt

i want to fuck her mouth

saw a guy at a urinal pull out a fat flaccid cock and i made that same face.
not even gay...just told him i was impressed by his massive dick.

4.5 reporting in

Hot if you ask me

did you handshake?

he probably shook the guys dick

Normal thing to do at the urinal

Attached: 2132546.webm (480x360, 2.87M)

Bruh

Who needs enemies with friends like those

Based and global average pilled

thanks. He mentioned it was 9 when fully hard. I just laughed.
I would have jerked off with him but I think he was gay and was just cruising the bathroom
(it was one of those urinals with no dividers)

6 is much better
quality dropped at 7
8 had protesters at the video store arguing that local standards for good anal sex movies was violated, i.e., less than tight assholes, floppy tits, too much of the guy's face and butt

Attached: hulk.jpg (400x326, 29K)

gf takes my hand and puts it on her midriff so I can feel my dick inside her when I prone her

kino

want to delete the post because I'm afraid she will see it

At what point do you all think penis enlargement is going to be a viable option? Like actually being worth the time and the money. It would probably be the most profitable plastic surgery of our time. Is it just too complicated to get right?

Just wait for robot waifus

You sound like a cuck.

Too late fuckface I already have

There's no need for surgery
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4558040/

Maybe we can start growing monstercocks on mice like pic related

Attached: mouse.jpg (2500x1554, 323K)

>tfw also 7"

sucks that I'll never be chad, I was so close!

Attached: within cells interlinked.jpg (428x424, 16K)

Get back to us when your system of measurement helps you get to the moon

Anything that is done through surgery should be a turn off. Like boobs and all else. Sex is about the natural or something.

But i like women

penis enlargement probably will only be successful with advanced stem cell tech.

so we won't be able to enjoy it...

Robots can be women you bigot

>her dick

>we predict women will prefer a larger penis for shorter-term sexual relationships.

Attached: 1556393403355.jpg.jpg (531x683, 40K)

That is the hottest scientific study I have ever read

If you read the article you'll see it's only by a very very few margin

that equation they developed to determine stretched length is bs, it keeps coming out as 5in, when I'm actually 7in

why did you post this

Attached: iz5p32jojld11.png (833x756, 190K)