The theatre I work at just printed 8 of these signs in preparation for "that new incel movie"

Well duh, when was the last time a girl shot up a theater?

good thing my pal robert will let me in through the back door

There must have been a printing error. They forgot the words CIS and white.

incels BTFO. guess you edgelord virgins will have to limewire your new incel movie

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no but it's a funny meme

well, they need to make sure they have hapa virgin autists covered

>reading in sunlight
>bad
Can someone explain this to me?

>gets changed to "no pairs of males allowed without inspection"
>gay couple gets inspected
>complains on social media
>yet another leftie vs leftie shitstorm erupts

Regal is the shittiest theater chain, they're the only ones who check bags for food. I rather go to AMC where I'm allowed to blatantly walk in with a bag of McDonald's and shove my face in peace in the dark.

and fuck everyone who has to listen to you rustling loudly with your fat fingers through your 5 bags of xxxl fries you obese tyrant. take your shoes off too i bet. slobs like you killed the cinema.

>they're the only ones who check bags for food
tell them to fuck off
>can i look inside your bag please
>no
>i'm afraid you can't come in then
>alright, give me a full ticket refund and i'm not coming back here again, and i'll tell everybody i know that they shouldn't either
simple

>slobs like you killed the cinema.
if it wasn't for the overpriced food people buy at the cinema they probably wouldn't be a thing anymore.

Not the first time he let you in the backdoor I bet

I’m not worried. I passed the no singles penis inspection last week so I’m good for another month or two

he is talking about bringing in outside food that stinks

>sir, We only have one seat for 300lb basement dwellers, your threat is weak; we can afford to lose 15 dollars a day

We already read the thread you copied this image from, funny guy. You know, the one where it was shown to be a shoop?

This loophole is still open right?

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then ban all food in every cinema.
what different does it make where it comes from the noise affects you the same way.
you won't stop people bringing food in and they can't enforce it until they stop selling food themselves, which they won't do.

Phew. I almost thought for a moment there that I wouldn't be able to see the Joker movie when it comes out. Would be pretty weird haha imagine not being able to see that movie I mean lol what a tragedy lmao

>of any kind

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that's racist. sue them.

Blessed thread

wear a fake beard and a turban. if they want to inspect say something arabic and make a big deal out of "just because i'm muslim" just for the lulz.

Well fuck me

what will they do when you tell them you identify yourself as female?

of course not

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>are you the girl who inspects bags?
>...yes...
>well, i have a large bag to inspect for you.
then drop your pants and wait till the police arrest you

this is shopped

Hey uh theatre lady there's uh something in my boxers um can you uh check it out for me uh with your mouth unmmm

There's no such thing as a single woman. Every woman is getting screwed by someone. Whether she's a fuckbuddy, a prostitute, a mistress - women are always being romanced in some fashion or another.

I swear this shit is posted by a marketing team working for Qarners and the idiots who take their bait and repost it.

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i hope it's not real. i was unironically planning on catching a matinee of the joker. it was going to be the first time i stepped foot in a theater probably since 2013. was planning on spending a shitload of money at the concession stand too. was going to buy buttered popcorn, a huge cup of doctor pepper, candy, the works. i was even going to bring a little bit of cheap liquor to maximize the experience.

oh well. guess i'll just pirate it.

That would be illegal without
>Permission from a court to conduct investigations
>Private security

they sell beer at my cinema
they also replaced all the regular seats with reclining/footstool leather premiums ones. it's great.

its gives you cataracts cant u read?