Now that he’s dead, who should play Robert Mugabe in a biopic?
Now that he’s dead, who should play Robert Mugabe in a biopic?
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Idris Elba perhaps?
pack up boys, thread's over
directed by Peele from Key & Peele
The fuck is that 'stache?
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Samuel L Jackson
“I am SICK of these MOTHERFUCKING WHITES in my MOTHERFUCKING ZIMBABWE”
he's reverse hitler and genocided whitey
he was a total retard who drove a good country in the ground but you gotta respect the ability to steal so much wealth and die peacefully at 95 after leading a 3rd world shithold for so long.
Don’t hate the nigga, hate the game
>a good country
LOL
Some nigger
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Liam Neeson
Boyenga
Mel Gibson
Brie Larson in black face
hitler
It'll have to be a Zimbabwean actor, Hollywood would be accused of cultural appropriation otherwise, especially if it was a British actopr give the colonial history there. So no Idris this time.
I just googled Zimbabwean actors however and have never heard of any of them. So I tried South African actors and they're all white or very light skinned. Maybe John Kani.
Nah, all black people are the same to Hollywood
Who should play Ian Smith?
Nah. Black Americans have been getting agitated about black Brits playing American historical figures, especially those related to slavery. They see the decision not to hire American actors to play uniquely american characters as a continuing form of oppression
maybe they could get a rhodesian actor
Rhodesia doesn't exist you fucking racist
Michael Cera.
Juicy Smoolay
Michael Caine
would have to be a literal gorilla.
Denzel Washington
Bill Cosby
ryan gosling
Kino alert
Christian Bale
>"user did I ever tell you my full name?"
>No Robert you just told me your last 2 initials are MJ?
>"And what do you think those letters stand for?"
>Michael Jackson?
>"Haha! no user! It stands for Mugabe Junior. Have you never heard the name?"
White man in heavy blackface
>Around the same time, Robert's older brother Raphael died, likely of diarrhoea
How can you die of diarrhoea?
Step 1: live in a third world country
Step 2: acquire diarrhoea
Step 3: die a miserable death
Scarlett 'i should be allowed to play any person, tree or animal' Johansson
>You were only supposed to keep the whites in parliament!
Millie Bobby Brownface
the perfect kino already exists
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Forest Whittaker was great as Idi Amin.
it causes dehydration, brainlets.
You die from dehydration as you shit all your water out
Bill Cosby
>GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN CRAKKKAS OFF MY MUTHAFUCKIN CONTINENT!!!
YOU JUST KNOW...
I'd actually watch this.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH