Excuse me, but I intended to purchase a live lobster...

Excuse me, but I intended to purchase a live lobster, and you appear to have killed it in the store for no discernible reason. May I speak with your manager?

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Store policy.

No place will let you walk around a store with a live lobster in your hands.

Based

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its inhumane to make them suffocate

Imagine the damage one could cause.

Take the lobster and get the fuck out of my store fishman

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I'd really just like to speak with your manager, sir.

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I am the manager of the seafood department you said you wanted a lobster I gave you one.

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Get me the manager surface dweller!

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I did not come in to this establishment seeking conflict, but you have not provided me with adequate service. Politely, I demand to speak to your superior.

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Man, Imagine hoe he felt when this happened. It is hilarious, but at the same time so sad.
poor fella, fails at every attempt of helping

People on Yea Forums suck off Homelander but The Deep was easily the best character

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This guy really looks like deadpool

for me, it's Randy Set-Dec

dumb cat

Sorry sir it's store policy not to sell single men live animals. We know how you incels like to hurt things.

>You're gonna give this man his lobster no questions asked you understand me.

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does that cat even know how DUMB it looks??

W-was he gonna fug the dolphin

Blowhole penetration is just foolin' around and doesn't count, haha

just touch his peepee

Get a life - Bin that lobster

Is this true? What if it want it as a pet?

Lobsters breath air you retard.

No pets permitted for single men, sir. Store policy.

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not if you kill them first

heh

not true I worked at the meat department in kroggers you can buy all the live lobsters you want.

You could stuff them in your pants and I'd still sell them to you.

fuckers always wanted the biggest one and would get mad when I told them they are all about the same,which they were.

James Deen?

that lobster was a sprightly 87 years old,MURDERER!

team fishstick

Capeshit is capeshit

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why is this pic so hd? and his armor looks cool

Don't be sellfish, bin that shellfish.

Are you high?

D:

thank Odin they didn't go with the comic book for him

explain

the boys was a comic first been out for years. The show has changed a lot of stuff from the comic. Like the fish guy is a huge black guy and always in a xbox huge old timey diving suit

also in the comic starlight blew fishstick,a train and home lander at the same time

I have to start reading comics

eh well only if you don't mind probable spoilers for the show

also it's 72 issues and really dialog heavy

>72 issues and really dialog heavy
Seems like a bonus to me? I like reading

go for it

Save a nation - Destroy that crustacean

oi m8 u gat uh licensens for that spork??

Don't most people buy live lobsters?? take it home and boil it.

I once bought nigiri from my favorite place to go and there was a traffic jam and by the time I got home it was warm and gross but I ate it anyway. I felt disgust and rage but it was comfy because I normally don't feel anything.

Why are there two Deep threads when Homelander is the main character?

the gestaltconsciousness of Yea Forums wishes someone would penetrate his gills

Why would he kill Colin Farrell?

I like how after he raped Starlight his entire storyline was just plain goofy. I hope he tries to hang himself and they find him alive breathing through his gils

Not true I’ve bought many live lobsters and brought them home

You must be a euro

>I hope he tries to hang himself and they find him alive breathing through his gils
with a turtle on his dick

I wanna kiss The Deep. Relentlessly.

Seek help fren

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Noice

"Seeking help" disqualifies me from my job, so it's kind of a sticky situation there!

I can kind of see the resemblance.
>MFW my zoomer niece shouted "WTF, gross!" when her great grandmother suggested we put on a James Dean movie after Thanksgiving dinner.

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kek

OI! Let's see that live lobstah loicense then, guv!

That's hilarious

I genuinely feel sorry for that innocent old lady.

kek

british user for sure

Not true at all

this scene was stupid. do places like these even kill lobsters considering you need them alive right before cooking or you get sick if they are dead for a while? it has to be boiled/cooked straight away after it dies like or cooked alive.

What’s wrong with s lobster?

I work at a grocer and kill lobsters all the time. Usually just toss them on the floor, too, with no wrapping. If the customer complains I'll fucking toss more lobsters right at his noggin until he gets the picture.

They have terrible claws. I once dual-wielded lobsters to make it through a dangerous grocery store

>tfw girls this attractive will never acknowledge your existence

>caring about fishfag

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THANK YOU!!! Lobster meat goes inedible after about 15 minutes after it dies. It releases an enzyme upon death that starts decomposing the meat almost instantly. You should NOT kill a lobster before cooking it. (Unless you're doing baked-stuffed or something.) Even then, get that shit cooking fast after the kill. If i bought live lobsters and they killed them, I'd give them back.

youtu.be/9OMHIrKaB1I

My wife makes me kill every live animal she brings home for food. I have no idea how to even end a lobster. The recommended method doesn't make them stop moving. Chihuahuas are much easier. I'm kind of haunted by the lobsters. They just keep jerking around.

the deep was the funniest character for sure

dont u just throw em in some super boiling water like crabs

ive never cooked shellfish

The best way to kill lobsters is just as the guy at the counter did in the show. That is if you don't want to just boil them alive, which is what I do.

You don't want to boil them, you want to put them on a tray above boiling water to steam them. Boiled lobster isn't great.

Two schools of thought.

1. If you're concerned that they can feel pain, then you knife them in the head to instantly kill them and then dump them in.

2. If you're from an Asiatic country, you toss them living into the boiling water and masturbate to their cries of agony.

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I've tried that and I guess I just don't have the technique down because they still keep moving and it makes me feel bad. Now they just go in the pot and the lid goes on because even if they suffer it's not going to make me feel worse than stabbing them in the head and them writhing around before doing the same thing.

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Its not right to to kill animals. We should stop that and just eat other things instead.

>knife them in the head to instantly kill them
Oh, how I wish this were true.

Your wish came true because it is.

Let's kill other living beings like plants instead, literally no one gives one single fuck about plants

Despite any movement, they are dead but yeah I wouldn't worry about it anyway.

How do people hunt and kill animals? Do they not have emotions? Do they not feel sad when killing the animals? Are they sociopaths?

My fetish involved live shellfish and I guarantee you they sell them alive.

Holy shit it's sucking the plastic off her face.

Why do asians have such a hard on for eating and cooking living things? Fish, baby rats, cooking dogs alive. Do they think there's something about it that improves the meal? Don't they know that, like in the case of the dog, animals that panic and thrash around before they die have worse meat? So what is it, some sort of sadistic pleasure? Or do they literally just not think about it and do it just because.

Asians are all sociopath fuckers

Why doesn’t Homelander turn a giant flywheel to generate free energy for the entire USA

Swallowed a live fish in a karaoke bar in Asia then sang "Hotel California". I've never felt sorry for that fish until now

kek

lol lobsters cant even bark

I don't even like to kill spiders because I feel bad when I kill them. How do I reduce my excessive empathy?

Based lobster

Why even target spiders? They kill other bugs for you and try their hardest to stay out of the way.

Anyone remember that old /ck/ pasta about a guy trying to cook lobster for his date and he set the kitchen on fire and the lobsters escaped and he had to stomp on them with his cleats?

Well I rarely ever kill them because as I said it makes me feel sad to hurt any creatures

When the seagulls follow the trawler they think it will throw sardines into the sea

>Chihuahuas are much easier
Wait, what? People eat those skinny fucked things?

i think they just dont think about it, honestly I don't really either

i dont boil dogs alive tho

Honestly it really depends for me on a case by case basis. if the spider is running aggressively on my window near my bed it's gotta die, but the spiderbro that has a den near my back door just chill outside eating lizards and shit so i ignore him.

I don't really have a problem hurting animals tho but I definitely do not hurt my dog or want someone hurting her.

Maybe. As a digression I was trying to google stuff related to this, and found a few quora pages. Holy SHIT are chinese obnoxiously defensive. They're worse than indians in this regard.
quora.com/Do-the-Chinese-eat-animals-alive-like-monkeys-brains
quora.com/Why-do-Chinese-people-eat-almost-any-kind-of-animal-This-observation-is-regarding-present-Chinese-ways-of-food
Even the ones thats are obviously Americanized are cunts.

>I don't really have a problem hurting animals
Why not? Are you a sociopath?

I mean I don't want to torture them but if an animal has to be put down etc I don't mind shooting it to get it over with

I got you.

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Proper mentality

If I take that off would she die?