Times you acted like the Joker
>Sign says no smoking indoors
>Light up a ciggie anyways
I WONDER IF YOU'LL NOTICE IF THEY LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Times you acted like the Joker
Gabriel Hernandez
Christian Cox
One time in a restaurant I started laughing hysterically to myself for around 9 to 10 seconds then stopped and looked around and everyone was staring at me. I WASN'T EVEN embarrassed and just looked around with a menacing look on my face and then went back to eating my meal
Hudson Bell
>Walk into restaurant
>sign says to wait to be seated
>ignore and sit in the biggest booth
MY SKIN IS COLD
Joseph Thomas
>warranty void if removed
HELLO ME MEET THE REAL ME
Aiden Jenkins
based af
Julian Campbell
Christ these joker shill threads are retarded.
Kevin Cooper
You know this meme is older than the movie, yes?
Hunter Myers
>drinking an orange fanta
>says recycle
>I throw it in the garbage
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Hudson Foster
>go to strip club
>get several lap dances
>signs everywhere that says no touching and bouncers checking to see whos breaking the rule every few mins
>touch the girls anyways and even fuck a black kween in the vip
>get hpv
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Thomas Butler
>online shopping
>ordering chinos from J Crew
>not sure if i should get a 31x32 or a 32x32
>just order both with plans to return the one which doesn't fit as well
THEY SAID I DID SOMETHING BAD.
THEN WHY'S IT FEEL SO GOOD?
Chase Cooper
American eagle has comfier chinos bro and cheaper
Julian Moore
>it’s super hero day for homecoming week
>Dye my hair
>put on my purple pants and trench coat
>apply Dark Knight joker face paint
>come to school in character
>run around chasing freshmen and hitting lockers
>give presentation as the Joker, throughing my notecards around and jump on a desk
>teacher loves it
>get second place in the costume contest to someone who purchased an Ironman costume from party city
Jose Green
>girlfriend says she doesn't feel like it tonight
>fuck her anyway
she sobbed quietly and I felt bad.
Connor Reed
>at the local mall theatre watching 120 min movie
>park in 1hr parking stall
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Bentley Brown
>Get second place
Sounds like some society bullshit to me
Ian Bell
>use the bathroom
>number one
>finish, flush, and walk to sink
>don't wash my hands but instead just run the water and maybe stick my finger under the faucet so it would sound like i washed my hands to anyone who might be listening
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US!
Caleb Harris
>order whiskey from fine drams
>I'm not even 21 for another few months
GET PSYCHO I WANNA GET PSYCHO
Christian Phillips
>ad says to turn off phone during movie
>browse the chon' with full brightness
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
Isaac Davis
>watch Bleach
>genuinely enjoy it
MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME IS GYOUBO MASATAK ONIWAAAAAAA!!! AS I BREATHE YOU WILL BOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE
Cooper Jones
Based and hesitation pilled
Xavier Howard
>about to leave the store
>clerk tells me to have a nice day
>I dont
NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOT EVEN A GOD
Cooper Roberts
If any of you ever did any if these things around me in real life, lets just say you'd be citizen arrested.
Eli Adams
>clinic is handing out free school supplies and snacks
>take some and say my kid will love this
>don't have a kid
Chase Gonzalez
Of course you get rejected from getting first place, becuase society cant handle the truth
Mason Russell
>girl goes way over her allotted time and hogs equipment at the gym
>waiting way too long to take my turn
>too nervous to ask her when she's going to be finished and silently get really mad instead
>go home later that night and jerk off to a video of someone who looks like her being raped
take that idiot hahahaha
Chase Gonzalez
>buy ticket to seat at theater
>watch movie
>movie ends
>exit theater and go refil my popcorn and sour apple slush puppie
>enter another theater to watch film I did not buy a ticket for
>usher comes and asks me to please leave
OH HES CUTE BUT A PSYCHO
Hudson Mitchell
>say good morning to random passer by
>don't mean it at all
WE'RE THE SULTANS OF SWING
Alexander Richardson
>restaurant says all you can eat buffet
>enter establishment and proceed to get all I can drink
>exit through the bathroom
Easton Wright
>door says push
>i pull
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
Adrian Allen
>all I can drink
Funniest thing I've read all day
Cooper Green
>inside burning building
>see door that says fire escape
>choose to burn alive instead
I AM THE GOD OF HELLIFIRE
Asher Nguyen
>steal user's punchline
>say it wrong
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIAR
Easton Richardson
>do little wee
>press the big flush button
Tyler Ross
>see fresh thread on Yea Forums that tries to have an actual discussion
>post SNEED
TELL ME WHY, AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
Adrian Bailey
>in bus
>see fat lady
>concede my seat to her as I say "hey if you're pregnant and want to seat, I'll get out next stop"
>she's visibly umconfortable
>don't even get out in the next stop
MONEY FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS FOR FREE
Parker Cooper
>have expired coupon for del taco
>plan on using it anyways
>cashier scans it and the machine rejects it
>"is this expired sir?"
>put on most cunning smile and look her straight in the eye
>"No."
>she just enters the promo price manually instead of scanning it because there's other people waiting in line
THE KILLER AWOKE BEFORE DAWN
Noah Russell
>create a fake facebook account
>send my naked picture without face to my highschool crush
STEP INSIDE
SEE THE DEVIL IN I
Gavin James
>trick-or-treating on halloween night
>see bowl of candy outside a vacant house
>"take one"
>i take two
I LEFT ALL OF MY DEMONS IN BED
Noah Smith
kino
Ryan Baker
You know memes are used for advertising right?
Jackson Bennett
Fuck off cuck
Get rekt
Gonna drink my Monster tm now
Gabriel King
>Bog Joker
Holy shit bros, will he end society once and for all?
Isaac Reed
Yep. This is a shill thread.
Evan Campbell
>have recluse life
>wait for big corporations make movoe about joker
>shill it online so more people see it for no reason
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BE HIIIIIIND
Aaron Cox
Fucking BRUTAL
Jacob Gonzalez
>went with coworker to course at siemens this week
>feeling like a crack addict from sitting down for the almost two hour drive
>got some borderline adhd, need to stand and move every hour or so
>we get into the course room, of course the tables are not height adjustable
>nigga i'm not sitting down again
>spot a box at the back of the room, go grab it
>bring it back to our table and put my laptop on top, fits perfect for height
>coworker is giving me the "what the FUCK are you doing" eyes
>course guy just says he can tell i'm used to a height adjustable table and is cool