Theo Von is middle America's representative in Hollywood

Theo Von is middle America's representative in Hollywood.

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I'm Brian

literally who

The only funny in Hollywood.

You are thinking about Dave Chappelle.

Theo Von is literally a Polish nobleman

sup zoom zoom, the fact that you dont even know one of the funniest stand up just shows how a big casual fag you are

stand up? is that like vlogging without a webcam or something?

the guy from The Story of Our Times

Don't forget road rules, zoomer.

He was in a cult.
I don't trust him.

I'm in a cult right now and what the exact FUCK is your implication?

Which cult?

Oh, you'll find out soon enough.

Cool cool. But here's a real quick reminder that Jesus Christ is the light and the way bro. Don't get involved in something that makes you stray from the path bro.

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Plenty of Hollywood people are from middle America, but they don't feel the need to act like retarded hicks

>p*lish nobleman
>von
I think not

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i think he can be funny but he seems disingenuous. Seems like beneath the facade he is kinda a dick, or maybe he would trash talk you off screen or something. This dude's into the dark arts or something

remember when dwight from the office was the fucking computer on that show lol

Yea, Hollywood is definitely filled with plenty of disingenuous people that like to forget their roots as soon as they make it big. I agree.

he looks like a midwestern guy I know

you may be onto something here

If I get a tarot reading will I go to hell? What if I try to cast a spell (arcane, not divine)?

Just be a good person. Every human in existence knows the difference between right and wrong.

I've made too many mistakes, but almost all of them are only self-damaging. It's all going to be over soon. How will I be judged, do you think?

I don't know you, but I'd recommend reconciling your past and working on your future instead of giving up and offing yourself. You can only go up from the bottom. Community support outside online interaction will help.

>fucks your gf

What did he mean by this?

Oh, I'm not suicidal. It's worse than that. There's no more that can be worked on. Thanks anyway. Please pray for me. Goodbye.

that's the dark arts, bruh
gang gang

His full name is Theodore von Kurnatowski, his family in Poland owns palaces and shit.

His poor redneck gimmick is pretty much all made up. It's kind of like Bill Burr's "just a working class Boston sports fan" act but more egregious.

It's never too late to be a Hero

>his family in Poland owns palaces and shit
Just because some distant relatives you've never met are doing well doesn't mean you get any benefits from it.